Game characters 'in the closet' • Eurogamer.net

Some_Goats 16 Sep 2017 13:09:00 190 posts
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In light of EG's article about the gay Destiny character, who do you think is still in the closet?

Luigi.

challenge_hanukkah 16 Sep 2017 13:21:43 14,394 posts
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The paddle from Arkanoid

richarddavies 16 Sep 2017 13:23:24 8,312 posts
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That paddle is SO gay.

Psiloc 16 Sep 2017 13:25:11 6,366 posts
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Everybody in Gears of War.

Zomoniac 16 Sep 2017 13:26:39 10,628 posts
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Ryo Hazuki. It's the best explanation for his complete dismissal of Nozomi.

X201 16 Sep 2017 13:27:29 22,150 posts
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The knight in Atic Atac

Decks 16 Sep 2017 13:34:56 31,013 posts
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Nintendo

elstoof 16 Sep 2017 13:37:40 28,125 posts
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Everyone in any jrpg ever made

richarddavies 16 Sep 2017 13:39:20 8,312 posts
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Psiloc wrote:
Everybody in Gears of War.

+1

Marcus so wants the Cole train.

minky-kong 16 Sep 2017 13:42:06 14,787 posts
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Leisure Suit Larry. Definitely overcompensating for something.

Syrette 16 Sep 2017 13:50:04 51,181 posts
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Master Chief is definitely bi.

Load_2.0 16 Sep 2017 13:53:22 33,582 posts
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richarddavies 16 Sep 2017 13:54:42 8,312 posts
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Load_2.0 wrote:

We're talking about gay characters in here. leave the manly men out of this.

richarddavies 16 Sep 2017 13:59:08 8,312 posts
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There's loads really when I think about it.

Dante DMC
Solid snake
Simon Belmont
Sam Fisher splinter cell
agent 47
Frogger

All great characters, all gay.

JamboWayOh 16 Sep 2017 14:30:32 25,236 posts
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Cody, Haggar and Guy from the Final Fight series. They just used the excuse of Jessica being kidnapped just so they could be around lots of burly men in torn clothing. Sexy.

BigOrkWaaagh 16 Sep 2017 14:32:14 10,554 posts
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Why does this even matter in %YEAR%

JamboWayOh 16 Sep 2017 14:32:30 25,236 posts
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Ohhhhhh and the Doom Marine. Stop repressing yourself Doomy, they're not demons they're people!

DUFFMAN5 16 Sep 2017 14:34:53 26,890 posts
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Gaylord the gayer. Surely he is in a game character somewhere?

Deleted user 16 September 2017 14:38:11

Dog's twilight habits in Dog-Faced Night Adventures were pretty spicy.

The other children are right to laugh at your thread.

captainrentboy 16 Sep 2017 14:53:40 1,682 posts
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Mario.
No straight man has a body that thoroughly waxed and hairless. (Bar a big ole gay moustache)

challenge_hanukkah 16 Sep 2017 14:57:49 14,394 posts
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Pretty much all male characters in all games. Even the gay ones.

Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 15:06:00 16-09-2017

Fake_Blood 16 Sep 2017 15:37:38 11,093 posts
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There's loads.

Lara Croft.
Peach and her weird obsession with cake, I bet she want to lick the icing off.
Phil Spencer.
Gomez from Fez.
The dude from Firewatch.
Richard Leadbetter.
Max Payne.
Alyx Vance from Half Life.
All of the Kerbonauts from Kerbal Space Program.
Maxine Caulfield from Life is Strange.
Wrinkly.
The Boeing 737 from Flight Simulator X.
Octodad.
The left flipper from Pinball Arcade's "Arabian Nights" table.
Super Meat Boy (duh).
Will Smith, formerly from Tested, now The FOO Show.
The narrator from The Stanley Parabel.
Earthworm Jim.
Sackboy (duh).
Rambi from Donkey Kong Country.
Robed Figure from Journey.
Peppy from Star Fox.
And BT-7274.

What is less obvious is that Yoshi is actually straight, they just said he wasn't to boost sales in Japan.

neilka 16 Sep 2017 15:50:50 24,021 posts
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The gay tetrominoes are the long one, the forwards S and the backwards L.

Some_Goats 16 Sep 2017 16:17:24 190 posts
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Fake_Blood wrote:
There's loads.

Lara Croft.
Peach and her weird obsession with cake, I bet she want to lick the icing off.
Phil Spencer.
Gomez from Fez.
The dude from Firewatch.
Richard Leadbetter.
Max Payne.
Alyx Vance from Half Life.
All of the Kerbonauts from Kerbal Space Program.
Maxine Caulfield from Life is Strange.
Wrinkly.
The Boeing 737 from Flight Simulator X.
Octodad.
The left flipper from Pinball Arcade's "Arabian Nights" table.
Super Meat Boy (duh).
Will Smith, formerly from Tested, now The FOO Show.
The narrator from The Stanley Parabel.
Earthworm Jim.
Sackboy (duh).
Rambi from Donkey Kong Country.
Robed Figure from Journey.
Peppy from Star Fox.
And BT-7274.

What is less obvious is that Yoshi is actually straight, they just said he wasn't to boost sales in Japan.

This reads more like a wish list.

Fake_Blood 16 Sep 2017 16:29:23 11,093 posts
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Only Wrinkly is on my wish list. I know he's married but that means fuck all these days.

BearFishPie 16 Sep 2017 19:53:55 837 posts
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Player 1

ChiefGB 18 Sep 2017 08:49:24 13,815 posts
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Personally I always had my suspicions about player 2.

I mean come on, all that facing to the left and stuff..............

Carlo 18 Sep 2017 09:03:14 21,801 posts
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Some_Goats wrote:
In light of EG's article about the gay Destiny character

I missed that! Then again, there's a lot of articles from EG on Destiny #paidfor

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