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  • beastmaster 18 Sep 2017 18:23:45 18,274 posts
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    Here's the poster. Trailer arrives tomorrow

  • JamboWayOh 18 Sep 2017 18:31:39 7,657 posts
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    This will be balls. In other news the Sun is hot.
  • blobs 18 Sep 2017 18:35:55 578 posts
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    Jesus, what happened to her neck!
  • Malek86 18 Sep 2017 18:42:30 7,027 posts
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    It can't be worse than the old movies, so there's that?
  • beastmaster 18 Sep 2017 18:44:00 18,274 posts
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    Dunno about that.

  • damagedinc 18 Sep 2017 18:44:19 2,646 posts
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    Malek86 wrote:
    It can't be worse than the old movies, so there's that?
    2017 tomb raider......"hold my beer"
  • Malek86 18 Sep 2017 18:47:19 7,027 posts
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    @beastmaster woah, way to destroy my already low expectations. So savage.

    Edited by Malek86 at 18:47:25 18-09-2017
  • drhickman1983 18 Sep 2017 18:47:20 5,353 posts
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    That teaser looked quite bad.

    It's all a bit hazy, but I seem to recall a moment in one of the old films where somebody was trying to get into a temple or something (a tomb perhaps), and they accidentally stumbled into a hole. If they hadn't stumbled into this hole accidentally, the film wouldn't have gone anywhere. It was a literal plot hole.
  • Derblington 18 Sep 2017 18:48:46 30,856 posts
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    That looks pretty terrible.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 18 Sep 2017 18:51:07 14,291 posts
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    Ha that looks terrible. The CGI when she falls into the water looks like something out of those shitty sharktopus films.
  • Deleted user 18 September 2017 18:55:00
    Tomb Raider Vs Sharknado.
  • beastmaster 18 Sep 2017 18:55:59 18,274 posts
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    Also has that Residemt Evil slow-mo.
  • JamboWayOh 18 Sep 2017 19:02:20 7,657 posts
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    Looked about on par with Relic Hunter.
  • mrpon 19 Sep 2017 08:23:10 34,419 posts
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    WTF was that trailer? That's a parody one right?

    Right?!
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 20 Sep 2017 07:15:37 14,291 posts
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    Doesn't look nearly as bad as the teaser suggested. Still shit though no doubt.

  • Derblington 20 Sep 2017 07:23:50 30,856 posts
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    Fundamental changes to her character though. And she can jump a really long way.
  • beastmaster 20 Sep 2017 07:48:19 18,274 posts
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    It looks very much like the game reboot.

    Bit surprised by that to be honest. A video game adaptation that follows the video game.

    Edited by beastmaster at 07:50:19 20-09-2017
  • mrpon 20 Sep 2017 07:50:48 34,419 posts
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    Is that still Jolie? Looks just like her still.
  • beastmaster 20 Sep 2017 07:51:56 18,274 posts
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    It's Oscar winning actress Alicia Vikander.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 20 Sep 2017 07:52:51 14,291 posts
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    I'm pretty sure that's Angelina Jolie.
  • Derblington 20 Sep 2017 07:53:21 30,856 posts
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    He was being "funny".
  • beastmaster 20 Sep 2017 08:00:08 18,274 posts
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    This is much better than the trailer.

  • Fake_Blood 20 Sep 2017 08:14:57 8,617 posts
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    The crashed ww2 bomber waterfall thing is very much uncharted is it not?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 20 Sep 2017 08:51:05 14,291 posts
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    I think it's because she's a bit of a weird shape. People are taking the piss out of the poster but that's her actual real neck. Apparently the only photoshop they've used on it was to make her look a bit less like Ron Perlman as people were getting confused.
  • Bambot 20 Sep 2017 09:07:04 1,181 posts
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    Film looks pretty meh. The whole whispering "brilliant..." in awe at simply unlocking a puzzle box. They've been around for centuries dear. It's nothing special.

    And "promise me you will avenge my death" (or whatever) says dead daddy in a terribly well-lit video from beyond the grave to a daughter who can't promise him anything BECAUSE HE'S DEAD. "I promise" says daughter.

    "Nowwww I see the likenesss" says the baddie as it's revealed his enemy is the daughter of his other enemy - can't be that much of a likeness if you didn't see it until you were literally told.

    And "the fate of humanity is in your hands..." oh COME ON.

    And then Nick Frost turned up being Cheery Bloody British Bloke What Ho! and I was "eurgh".

    Edited by Bambot at 09:11:46 20-09-2017
  • Derblington 20 Sep 2017 09:16:13 30,856 posts
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    ^ pretty much.

    It's a strange change to make her this young avenging warrior from the off.
  • Gearskin 20 Sep 2017 09:37:45 3,155 posts
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    She is smokin' hot, and can withstand Fassbender's massive penis. So Im totally onboard with her wilderness survival skills.
  • IronGiant 20 Sep 2017 09:40:05 5,735 posts
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    Avoid!
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