2 questions about X-men and star wars. May be funny to some • Non-Gaming • Film • Eurogamer.net

terrymartin 8 Oct 2017 12:22:59 32 posts
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X-men- All the powers of all them different mutants.... you telling me not one of them could fix that mans back ?
Star Wars- All that tech, anti gravity, space travel faster than 12 parce’s And they still make verticals/transports that have to walk ? And walk slow at that. They could have moved that base on Hoth to another planet by the time them things arrived.

Like I said, funny to some. My wife said completely useless information haha.

richarddavies 8 Oct 2017 12:27:07 8,312 posts
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The answer to the first question is because Xaviers a dirty benefits cheat.

StarchildHypocrethes 8 Oct 2017 12:31:42 33,974 posts
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Classic terrymartin.

Decks 8 Oct 2017 12:34:57 31,013 posts
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What's your wife like?

neilka 8 Oct 2017 12:36:15 24,021 posts
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If Denver was the last dinosaur then how do you explain Jurassic Park??

LegendaryApe 8 Oct 2017 12:39:21 2,498 posts
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Why do dem wimmin mutants not have nipples. Is dat de price they pay for powers??

Edited by LegendaryApe at 12:42:03 08-10-2017

JamboWayOh 8 Oct 2017 13:25:07 25,236 posts
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An acclaimed writer, wise sage and a relationship guru who also eat, sleeps and shits in a basement? He's the whole package ladies and more.

Edited by JamboWayOh at 13:25:48 08-10-2017

goatwack 8 Oct 2017 13:34:26 101 posts
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So....Xmen and Star Wars aren't real now??

JamboWayOh 8 Oct 2017 13:40:07 25,236 posts
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@SpaceMonkey77

Happy to be of service. Peace & love man. Peace & love.

mothercruncher 8 Oct 2017 16:32:10 19,474 posts
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SpaceMonkey77 wrote:
I haven't done nothing to you or your life

Easy Jambo, double negatives mean fighter from the mean streets, man.

JamboWayOh 8 Oct 2017 16:45:26 25,236 posts
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@mothercruncher

It's okay, I'm well versed in anti nonce combat.

elstoof 8 Oct 2017 17:24:15 28,125 posts
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All the books out there you could read and you still buy Twilight I told my wife and she said that’s just how it is I laughed cos I find it funny with my dry sense of humour she just rolls her eyes like usual and gets back to reading her book she’s just like that I guess I asked her how a vampire could have a baby with a human and what kind of milk you should feed it anyway she never answered lol I think I stumped her with that one hopefully she’s giving it some deep thought at least she’s not bothering me while I watch formula one

riceNpea 8 Oct 2017 18:18:02 942 posts
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beastmaster 8 Oct 2017 18:20:13 22,373 posts
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There were also suitcases in Attack of the Clones.

elstoof 8 Oct 2017 18:25:37 28,125 posts
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Why does no one in men pronounce Xavier’s name properly

riceNpea 8 Oct 2017 18:29:23 942 posts
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JamboWayOh 8 Oct 2017 18:38:01 25,236 posts
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Hmmmm...Spanish x-men.

Lukus 8 Oct 2017 19:56:12 24,639 posts
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And don't get me started on that Star Trek. All those photons torpedos and teleportation machines and they still have to shit in toilets. WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

elstoof 8 Oct 2017 20:12:35 28,125 posts
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Who needs guns when you can just teleport the faeces from within your bowel directly into an adversaries throat

JamboWayOh 8 Oct 2017 20:15:55 25,236 posts
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I'm personally surprised that no one uses the Three Seashells when having a shit in the Star Trek universe. Babies.

Edited by JamboWayOh at 20:16:37 08-10-2017

riceNpea 8 Oct 2017 21:38:32 942 posts
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JamboWayOh 8 Oct 2017 21:42:14 25,236 posts
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@riceNpea

Are you advocating teleportation as a rape device? Dark.

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To this day I'm still trying to work out how to use the three sea shells.

riceNpea 8 Oct 2017 21:56:34 942 posts
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JamboWayOh 8 Oct 2017 22:07:20 25,236 posts
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riceNpea wrote:
@JamboWayOh yeah you're right. It's a bad idea. I'll steal her eggs instead.

Why do you want to have Claudia Black's child??? If you steal her eggs you'll have to pay for IVF and raise a child. Whatever gets you off I suppose.

Edited by JamboWayOh at 22:08:49 08-10-2017

riceNpea 8 Oct 2017 22:08:47 942 posts
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JamboWayOh 8 Oct 2017 22:11:10 25,236 posts
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True. Many women fall in love with guys who get them pregnant without their knowledge or steal their eggs. Cmon man you're better than this.

riceNpea 8 Oct 2017 22:14:02 942 posts
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