Jar Jar Binks • Non-Gaming • Film • Eurogamer.net

sirtacos 8 Oct 2017 13:43:39 8,279 posts
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We all resent him. Jar Jar embodies everything wrong with the prequels.

But what if we're the ones who are wrong?

What if Jar Jar's bumbling facade belies a dark secret... his true identity as Sith lord and puppet master of the galaxy!

IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG!

Here's the incontrovertible evidence.

I'm completely convinced. It's canon. It's brilliant. Shut up.

Edited by sirtacos at 14:52:54 08-10-2017

elstoof 8 Oct 2017 14:04:33 28,125 posts
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Welcome to 2015’s hottest Star Wars theory

sirtacos 8 Oct 2017 14:08:09 8,279 posts
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It's new to me :'c

Meesa deflated

Edited by sirtacos at 14:46:17 08-10-2017

Baihu1983 8 Oct 2017 15:29:10 14,378 posts
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Yep George has no bulls and panicked

Rivuzu 8 Oct 2017 15:40:24 18,424 posts
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I see someone has just discovered Reddit.

sirtacos 8 Oct 2017 15:41:44 8,279 posts
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Yousa mean

whatthefu 8 Oct 2017 16:19:24 1,340 posts
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I thought the thread title meant there was a Jar Jar Binks movie coming.
Lmao.

riceNpea 8 Oct 2017 17:54:06 942 posts
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Cath4rsis 8 Oct 2017 17:54:48 123 posts
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Jar Jar is a replicant.

Malek86 8 Oct 2017 18:15:37 12,331 posts
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Jar Jar can't be the ultimate villain because C-3PO is the ultimate villain

riceNpea 8 Oct 2017 18:35:12 942 posts
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neilka 8 Oct 2017 18:41:52 24,021 posts
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Just wait until user terrmartin's wife hears about THIS.

BreadBinLidHero 9 Oct 2017 10:40:35 10,801 posts
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I might go to the new Star Wars film as Jar Jar. I could hire an annoying kid to come with me too.

JamboWayOh 9 Oct 2017 10:50:55 25,236 posts
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thelzdking wrote:
I might go to the new Star Wars film as Jar Jar. I could hire an annoying kid to come with me too.

Stealth 'I'm dating a child' post.

Deleted user 9 October 2017 11:02:48

The Moon landings were filmed on the death star set (it wasn't a model at all)

That's why they blew it up, to destroy the evidence

the_milkybar_kid 9 Oct 2017 11:22:43 8,474 posts
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elstoof wrote:
Welcome to 2015’s hottest Star Wars theory

Yup. You're gonna shit your pants when you see Rogue One!

sirtacos 13 Oct 2017 23:32:30 8,279 posts
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JAR JAR PLAYS PIVOTAL ROLE IN LAST JEDI CONFIRMED

This is all the proof we need you cunts.

It's obvious now that Luke will defeat Snoke, only to find out that he has merely beaten the apprentice. Darth Darth Binks will then blackmail and seduce Luke, using Rey as leverage. Luke, the eponymous Last Jedi, will succumb to the dark side. Rey will run away to train for the third film. The end.

Edited by sirtacos at 23:59:52 13-10-2017

Deleted user 14 October 2017 00:09:13

I thought he was just a distraction for critics, to draw their ire in ep.1 and distract from the fact that the entirety of ep.1 was a giant turd