Following EG Mystery Gift Advent Calendar 2017 Page 3

  • EG_Super_Gift_Bot 1 Dec 2017 11:37:15 90 posts
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    *BLEEP*

    MEATBAGS, FESTIVE GREETINGS!

    THREE OF YOU STILL HAVE NOT YET SENT ANY FESTIVE GOODIES THROUGH.

    I KNOW WHO YOU ARE...

    I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE...

    I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WEARING (NICE JUMPER!)...

    ADVENT SYSTEM COMMENCEMENT PENDING...

    SUPPLY MISSING DATA...

    WAITING FOR DATA...

    WAITING FOR DATA...

    WAITING FOR DATA...

    ...

    *BLOOP*
  • null 1 Dec 2017 22:14:33 1,099 posts
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    this is vile
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 1 Dec 2017 22:24:14 47,491 posts
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    @null It's not too late for you to join in if you'd like :)
  • jamievilla 2 Dec 2017 10:42:47 846 posts
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    Iíve been away but Iíll send some across this eve. Please no disassemble gift bot!
  • Sharz 2 Dec 2017 16:40:11 1,808 posts
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    I dont know if i sent enough, how much is enough arghhh
  • Rusty_M 2 Dec 2017 21:57:25 6,830 posts
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    What's vile about it? Seems a strange comment
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 2 Dec 2017 23:23:12 3,295 posts
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    @Rusty_M Looking @null's post history, he specialises in well-written, high-value comments.
  • EG_Super_Gift_Bot 3 Dec 2017 20:29:57 90 posts
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    @sickpuppysoftware

    *BLEEP*

    HUMAN OF EARTH, THE CLOCK IS TICKING ON SENDING IN KEYS. IF YOU THINK KEYS HAVE BEEN LOST IN THE POST SOMEHOW PLEASE DIRECTLY MESSAGE THIS UNIT AND THERE SHALL BE A PUNISHMENT PURGE OF THE ASSOCIATED SUBROUTINES.

    *BLOOP*
  • EG_Super_Gift_Bot 3 Dec 2017 20:30:18 90 posts
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    @Rivuzu

    *BLEEP*

    HUMAN OF EARTH, THE CLOCK IS TICKING ON SENDING IN KEYS. IF YOU THINK KEYS HAVE BEEN LOST IN THE POST SOMEHOW PLEASE DIRECTLY MESSAGE THIS UNIT AND THERE SHALL BE A PUNISHMENT PURGE OF THE ASSOCIATED SUBROUTINES.

    *BLOOP*
  • sickpuppysoftware 3 Dec 2017 21:58:18 1,461 posts
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    Sent the "proper" key. Going to send Humble duplicates shortly.
  • EG_Super_Gift_Bot 4 Dec 2017 10:33:44 90 posts
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    *BLEEP*

    NAMING NO NAMES, JUST AWAITING ONE KEY DELIVERY NOW...

    *BLOOP*
  • Rivuzu 4 Dec 2017 11:51:28 17,262 posts
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    And that's me. Sorry!

    Not had a chance to get on my PC, but I've got a few tasty things to throw in the pot. I'll sling them over tonight!

    Edit: We're alright to just send over keys, rather than Steam gifts, right?

    Edited by Rivuzu at 11:56:42 04-12-2017
  • Phattso 4 Dec 2017 12:48:37 23,081 posts
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    Aye. Since steam basically broke gifting :( we're mainly just using keys this year.
  • Rivuzu 4 Dec 2017 12:49:31 17,262 posts
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    That's not a problem, sent them over.
  • EG_Super_Gift_Bot 4 Dec 2017 12:59:09 90 posts
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    *BLEEP*

    AND NOW THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE.

    AS BEFORE, MANY OF YOU HUMANS STAGGER ME WITH YOUR GENEROSITY.

    MY SENTIMENT ANALYSIS UNIT TELLS ME THAT THERE ARE APPROXIMATELY 80% FEWER HUMBLE ALSO-RAN KEYS IN THIS YEAR'S SUBMISSIONS. MANY OF YOU WENT BIG WITH VERY RECENT RELEASES. IT HAS BEEN NOTED.

    THERE ARE ZERO COPIES OF STARDEW VALLEY. AM SAD.

    GAMES WILL NOW BE HURLED INTO THE VIRTUAL PSUEDO-RANDOM TOMBOLA.

    FIRST VICTIM WILL BE SELECTED ON FRIDAY.

    *BLOOP*
  • Phattso 5 Dec 2017 10:23:03 23,081 posts
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    Based on last year, any of you guys that don't have EG_Super_Gift_Bot on Steam should add her. Otherwise you risk getting sent a game you already own!

    Actually, the algorithm was so crap last year, some people did anyway, but you'd hope a year of upgrades would have fixed that...
  • Captain_Toad 5 Dec 2017 10:27:29 581 posts
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    @Phattso Just to confuse you even more, I sent you my gifts as Captain Toad but my Steam ID is Pinky Floyd :)
  • sickpuppysoftware 5 Dec 2017 10:28:38 1,461 posts
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    EG_Super_Gift_Bot sees your dodgy Japanese "Visual Novels" and will judge you.
  • Phattso 5 Dec 2017 10:37:41 23,081 posts
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    Captain_Toad wrote:
    @Phattso Just to confuse you even more, I sent you my gifts as Captain Toad but my Steam ID is Pinky Floyd :)
    You won't confuse me, you'll confuse the giftbot. We're not the same person, y'see. Different. Different persons. Yes.
  • Rivuzu 5 Dec 2017 10:58:48 17,262 posts
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    Sort of ironically, my gifts were for games I don't even own myself.

    I'm not sure I could accept having "Super Super Lovu Lovu Hentai Yatai~!!!" on my games library.
  • caligari 5 Dec 2017 12:21:02 17,924 posts
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    Apologies, Gift Bot! I thought that I already had you on my list, but it was actually Mystery_Gift_Bot who was last online 1068 days ago!

    I am now a bit scared - is there an army of Gift Bots being manufactured at Skynet?
  • Rusty_M 5 Dec 2017 20:59:56 6,830 posts
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    sickpuppysoftware wrote:
    EG_Super_Gift_Bot sees your dodgy Japanese "Visual Novels" and will judge you.
    Hyperdimension Neptunia is nothing to be ashamed of!

    Nep-nep
  • EG_Super_Gift_Bot 8 Dec 2017 09:03:41 90 posts
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    *BLEEP*

    SEASONS GREETINGS, MEATBAGS!

    IT. IS. TIME.

    ENGAGING RANDOMISATION CIRCUITS...

    ...APPLYING NUMBSKULL LOGIC...

    ...TIMER SET...

    ...THREE OF YOUR HUMAN HOURS AND COUNTING UNTIL THE FIRST DAY OF OUR ADVENT-URE BEGINS!

    *BLOOP*
  • Captain_Toad 8 Dec 2017 10:24:23 581 posts
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    ooooooooooh!
  • Phattso 8 Dec 2017 10:32:44 23,081 posts
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    I don't know if we're in for any cryptic "poetry" this year, but let's hope so!
  • caligari 8 Dec 2017 11:28:26 17,924 posts
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    This is going to be like REAL Christmas Day all over again, isn't it? The first gift opened will dwarf my effort and instantly make me hyperventilate as I realise that I should have spent more.
  • EG_Super_Gift_Bot 8 Dec 2017 12:27:34 90 posts
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    @Rivuzu



    BIG ENOUGH FOR A MOON SIZED MUG
    
SECOND STAIN ON HONOUR, YOU JUST SHRUG

    PERHAPS OUR MANNY COULD GIVE YOU A HUG?
    
BUT NO! YOU HAVE THE FURI OUS BUG!

    


    
Planet Coaster
    
Dishonored 2
    
Grim Fandango Remastered

    Furi

    

Black Mesa
  • Rivuzu 8 Dec 2017 12:28:36 17,262 posts
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