Legends of Eurogamer Page 35

  • JamboWayOh 21 Jul 2018 18:54:47 11,248 posts
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    Leave him alone guys he's been busy with his wife and kids.
  • elstoof 21 Jul 2018 18:56:03 22,441 posts
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    The trick to telling good lies is to add just a little bit of unconnected yet plausible sounding information to distract the listener enough
  • elstoof 21 Jul 2018 18:56:25 22,441 posts
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    Yes I did
  • challenge_hanukkah 21 Jul 2018 18:57:27 9,613 posts
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    RandolphCarter wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    He’s Moot until he come clean, how does that sound Moot?
    What did Moot do? I am genuinely not him - but I am aware of him, if he's the one with a little anime guy in his profile pic?

    I tend to remember users by their pics rather than names.
    That's EXACTLY what someone who was pretending not to be Moot would say.
  • Deleted user 21 July 2018 19:06:57
    I like all you guys. You have balls.

    I like balls.
  • Youthist 21 Jul 2018 19:38:37 13,585 posts
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    RandolphCarter wrote:
    Funnily enough, I remember DarkMorgado(?) putting a link on this forum advertising his youtube video of him opening Deus Ex Human Revolution.
    Aren’t we due a DM meltdown / crisis ? It’s been at least 8 weeks.

    Edited by Youthist at 00:05:41 22-07-2018
  • LegendaryApe 21 Jul 2018 21:02:26 1,838 posts
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    Shush you Addy
  • Deleted user 21 July 2018 21:19:25
    He definitely had sex.
    RandolphCarter wrote:
    I speak from experience with these things: I am married with children, but had a two-year affair with a colleague.

    It ended when she left the country.

    What you are describing is a form of self-deluded denial. You clearly want her, so why lie to yourself and to others? I can tell you now, an affair is both the best and the worst form of relationships. It’s exciting, taboo, highly-emotional and thrilling. It is also incredibly stressful, filled with jealousy from ALL angles (don’t think your spouse won’t notice that something is up, they will) and turns you into a Jekyll and Hyde character.

    Like you, I was confused at first. She was 23 and incredibly attractive, I was 30 – boring, wife and kids and stuck in a rut. It started off as a friendship with very mild flirting. Team nights out with alcohol made things more confusing, until one night it was just me and her in a bar when the rest of the team went home. She made the first move, I denied her – but did NOT want to stop her. From there she would coincide her lunch breaks with me, we would email each other constantly and then that turned to personal instant messaging. I told my wife that she made a move on me, and I promised to remain only friends with her – this was my first lie. I wanted her more than anything in the world, and basically walked with eyes wide open into an affair.

    It was brilliant, but almost destroyed everything I have. My wife found my emails and…..pictures.

    It genuinely improved my relationship at first. I confessed everything, and my wife took part of the blame (the marriage went off the boil a good few years ago) – but my wife’s understandable insecurity is now a thorn in the side of my marriage.

    You have two choices: go for an affair and accept ALL repercussions (including possibly losing everything), or deny yourself ALL contact with that woman and live with eternal uncertainty about what you want. It’s either/or – there can be no in between.
  • fontgeeksogood 21 Jul 2018 21:37:00 4,686 posts
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    Dude, Randy's been eating so much pussy he's been shitting clits
  • Armoured_Bear 21 Jul 2018 22:10:02 25,499 posts
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    Any other EGers had two drawings of them??

  • Jono62 21 Jul 2018 22:11:38 21,700 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Any other EGers had two drawings of them??

    And who are you?
  • Skirlasvoud 21 Jul 2018 23:39:16 4,039 posts
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    I have to bring this one up again:

    The lines, the eyes, the sleek noseline. That is one sexy hippo and one of the most attractive things Decks has drawn thus far. Would!

    Edited by Skirlasvoud at 23:50:38 21-07-2018
  • Graxlar_v3 22 Jul 2018 08:15:33 5,009 posts
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    Oh god... Anfony 😂 I forgot he was a thing :)

    Edited by Graxlar_v3 at 08:15:41 22-07-2018
  • Ror 24 Jul 2018 19:27:16 18,134 posts
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    I would just like to highlight this ad that popped up in my Facebook feed this evening.

  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 24 Jul 2018 19:36:43 17,916 posts
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    Ha that's a guy I work with. He fucking hates that picture.
  • Jono62 24 Jul 2018 19:38:34 21,700 posts
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    @Ror :D Amazing.
  • macmurphy 24 Jul 2018 20:01:50 3,691 posts
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    I got into Imgur through links from guys posting here.

    Always makes me smile when Decks’ pictures pop up on the feed.
  • Vortex808 24 Jul 2018 20:45:20 13,021 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    @Ror :D Amazing.
    It is.

    I can't imagine why he doesn't like it!
  • Nexus_6 24 Jul 2018 20:55:16 4,121 posts
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    Was it Rooney who gave a blow by blow account of twisting one of his own testicles off?
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