Legends of Eurogamer Page 35

  • RandolphCarter 21 Jul 2018 18:52:44 1,088 posts
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    Ahhh...you got me, I am a re-reg;)

    I used to post around....8 years ago. I deffo posted more on the comments section than on the forum, I recall posting on the Eurogamer article on Resi Evil 5 many years ago - simply because it was snowing and I had the day off work.

    I remember Kangarootoo(?) and George Roper, I think?

    It was on an old mobile which broke - I can't remember the account, and didn't bother making a new account for many years. I used the website regularly, hence my vague knowledge of events.
  • RandolphCarter 21 Jul 2018 18:54:46 1,088 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    He’s Moot until he come clean, how does that sound Moot?
    What did Moot do? I am genuinely not him - but I am aware of him, if he's the one with a little anime guy in his profile pic?

    I tend to remember users by their pics rather than names.
  • JamboWayOh 21 Jul 2018 18:54:47 8,763 posts
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    Leave him alone guys he's been busy with his wife and kids.
  • RandolphCarter 21 Jul 2018 18:55:40 1,088 posts
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    Elstoof - did you have a photo of a dog chewing rubber lips?
  • elstoof 21 Jul 2018 18:56:03 20,785 posts
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    The trick to telling good lies is to add just a little bit of unconnected yet plausible sounding information to distract the listener enough
  • elstoof 21 Jul 2018 18:56:25 20,785 posts
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    Yes I did
  • RandolphCarter 21 Jul 2018 18:56:53 1,088 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Leave him alone guys he's been busy with his wife and kids.
    They're watching Tangled and I'm laying on the couch contemplating starting some exercise upstairs before I hit the red wine.
  • challenge_hanukkah 21 Jul 2018 18:57:27 7,249 posts
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    RandolphCarter wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    He’s Moot until he come clean, how does that sound Moot?
    What did Moot do? I am genuinely not him - but I am aware of him, if he's the one with a little anime guy in his profile pic?

    I tend to remember users by their pics rather than names.
    That's EXACTLY what someone who was pretending not to be Moot would say.
  • RandolphCarter 21 Jul 2018 18:58:43 1,088 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Yes I did
    I remember that one from a few years ago. I liked it. It was a good pic.

    Who used to have Baloo as their pic? Was it Khanivor?
  • RandolphCarter 21 Jul 2018 19:00:38 1,088 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    RandolphCarter wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    He’s Moot until he come clean, how does that sound Moot?
    What did Moot do? I am genuinely not him - but I am aware of him, if he's the one with a little anime guy in his profile pic?

    I tend to remember users by their pics rather than names.
    That's EXACTLY what someone who was pretending not to be Moot would say.
    Don't tell him, Pike!
  • RandolphCarter 21 Jul 2018 19:06:44 1,088 posts
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    Funnily enough, I remember DarkMorgado(?) putting a link on this forum advertising his youtube video of him opening Deus Ex Human Revolution.
  • Wade_Garrett 21 Jul 2018 19:06:57 260 posts
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    I like all you guys. You have balls.

    I like balls.
  • Youthist 21 Jul 2018 19:38:37 13,347 posts
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    RandolphCarter wrote:
    Funnily enough, I remember DarkMorgado(?) putting a link on this forum advertising his youtube video of him opening Deus Ex Human Revolution.
    Aren’t we due a DM meltdown / crisis ? It’s been at least 8 weeks.

    Edited by Youthist at 00:05:41 22-07-2018
  • LegendaryApe 21 Jul 2018 21:02:26 1,750 posts
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    @Wade_Garrett

    Shush you Addy
  • JanetSnakehole 21 Jul 2018 21:19:25 72 posts
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    He definitely had sex.
    RandolphCarter wrote:
    I speak from experience with these things: I am married with children, but had a two-year affair with a colleague.

    It ended when she left the country.

    What you are describing is a form of self-deluded denial. You clearly want her, so why lie to yourself and to others? I can tell you now, an affair is both the best and the worst form of relationships. It’s exciting, taboo, highly-emotional and thrilling. It is also incredibly stressful, filled with jealousy from ALL angles (don’t think your spouse won’t notice that something is up, they will) and turns you into a Jekyll and Hyde character.

    Like you, I was confused at first. She was 23 and incredibly attractive, I was 30 – boring, wife and kids and stuck in a rut. It started off as a friendship with very mild flirting. Team nights out with alcohol made things more confusing, until one night it was just me and her in a bar when the rest of the team went home. She made the first move, I denied her – but did NOT want to stop her. From there she would coincide her lunch breaks with me, we would email each other constantly and then that turned to personal instant messaging. I told my wife that she made a move on me, and I promised to remain only friends with her – this was my first lie. I wanted her more than anything in the world, and basically walked with eyes wide open into an affair.

    It was brilliant, but almost destroyed everything I have. My wife found my emails and…..pictures.

    It genuinely improved my relationship at first. I confessed everything, and my wife took part of the blame (the marriage went off the boil a good few years ago) – but my wife’s understandable insecurity is now a thorn in the side of my marriage.

    You have two choices: go for an affair and accept ALL repercussions (including possibly losing everything), or deny yourself ALL contact with that woman and live with eternal uncertainty about what you want. It’s either/or – there can be no in between.
  • fontgeeksogood 21 Jul 2018 21:37:00 1,654 posts
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    Dude, Randy's been eating so much pussy he's been shitting clits
  • Armoured_Bear 21 Jul 2018 22:10:02 23,695 posts
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    Any other EGers had two drawings of them??

    FUCKING LEGEND.
  • Jono62 21 Jul 2018 22:11:38 20,464 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Any other EGers had two drawings of them??

    FUCKING LEGEND.
    And who are you?
  • RandolphCarter 21 Jul 2018 23:39:03 1,088 posts
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    @JanetSnakehole Funnily enough, I'm pretty much at the crossroads of affair number 2....

    Although, with a name like JanetSnakehole...how you doin'?
  • Skirlasvoud 21 Jul 2018 23:39:16 4,017 posts
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    I have to bring this one up again:



    The lines, the eyes, the sleek noseline. That is one sexy hippo and one of the most attractive things Decks has drawn thus far. Would!

    Edited by Skirlasvoud at 23:50:38 21-07-2018
  • RandolphCarter 21 Jul 2018 23:39:44 1,088 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Dude, Randy's been eating so much pussy he's been shitting clits
    Man, I ate so much pussy my tongue came out her butt.
  • Graxlar_v3 22 Jul 2018 08:15:33 3,488 posts
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    Oh god... Anfony 😂 I forgot he was a thing :)

    Edited by Graxlar_v3 at 08:15:41 22-07-2018
  • RandolphCarter 22 Jul 2018 08:34:28 1,088 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Oh god... Anfony 😂 I forgot he was a thing :)
    Was he the one who carried sausages in a flask?
  • Ror 24 Jul 2018 19:27:16 17,588 posts
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    I would just like to highlight this ad that popped up in my Facebook feed this evening.

  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 24 Jul 2018 19:36:43 15,212 posts
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    Ha that's a guy I work with. He fucking hates that picture.
  • Jono62 24 Jul 2018 19:38:34 20,464 posts
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    @Ror :D Amazing.
  • macmurphy 24 Jul 2018 20:01:50 3,281 posts
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    I got into Imgur through links from guys posting here.

    Always makes me smile when Decks’ pictures pop up on the feed.
  • Vortex808 24 Jul 2018 20:45:20 12,504 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    @Ror :D Amazing.
    It is.

    I can't imagine why he doesn't like it!
    😃
  • Nexus_6 24 Jul 2018 20:55:16 4,019 posts
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    Was it Rooney who gave a blow by blow account of twisting one of his own testicles off?
  • FuzzyDucky 24 Jul 2018 22:05:14 3,296 posts
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    So when is the Illustrated Guide to Eurogamer's Registered Gentlemen being Kickstarted?
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