Legends of Eurogamer Page 37

  • wuntyphyve 9 Aug 2018 21:37:40 10,588 posts
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    He can contribute because now we know how sexy he is.
  • RandolphCarter 9 Aug 2018 21:37:59 1,088 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Your contribution to the thread is unnecessary and unwelcome
    **He says, his face like iron. They glare at one another, eyes locked in an intense battle of wills. Suddenly, elstoof breaks into a smile and then throws his head back with full throated braying laughter.

    "I fucking had you going there, didn't I!? Welcome home, brother!" bellows elstoof, as he throws his arms around Randolph, clapping him on the back.

    "Hey, elstoof - there's something I want to show you. Don't freak out...." Randolph whinces as he says this, and unzips his trousers....

    "Open your mind...."
  • Your-Mother 9 Aug 2018 21:40:01 1,854 posts
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    Trying way too hard there.
  • RandolphCarter 9 Aug 2018 21:41:56 1,088 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    Trying way too hard there.
    Here comes the fluffer...
  • elstoof 9 Aug 2018 21:46:21 20,785 posts
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    Can you fuck off now he’s here then
  • Fake_Blood 9 Aug 2018 21:47:07 8,838 posts
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    I like the addition of the scrotal raphe. That's eye for detail.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 Aug 2018 22:52:02 15,212 posts
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    You know there's moments when I'm at work trying to accurately shade the taint on a giant scrotum when I doubt myself. It's comments like that that keep me going.
  • Your-Mother 9 Aug 2018 23:31:27 1,854 posts
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    Shading the taint is a recommended sex move.
  • neilka 9 Aug 2018 23:35:51 21,703 posts
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    Right before you hit her with the Gust Story
  • Your-Mother 9 Aug 2018 23:37:58 1,854 posts
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    The combo is a fun romp.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Aug 2018 08:17:36 15,212 posts
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    If this doesn't make my my first million I don't know what else I can do.

    https://www.redbubble.com/people/deckard2097/works/33154815-randolph

    Look at the throw pillow? Who wouldn't want that in their living room.



    Or the Randolph tote bag for that special lady in your life?

  • warlockuk 10 Aug 2018 08:21:05 19,465 posts
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    Best thread, I forgot about this! :D
  • FuzzyDucky 10 Aug 2018 08:22:45 3,296 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    If this doesn't make my my first million I don't know what else I can do.

    https://www.redbubble.com/people/deckard2097/works/33154815-randolph

    Look at the throw pillow? Who wouldn't want that in their living room.



    Or the Randolph tote bag for that special lady in your life?

    Guess I'm gonna find out of they have cameras at work.

    /worth it.
  • Lukus 11 Aug 2018 11:10:03 21,305 posts
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    Do you have to pay Randolph a percentage or licensing fee for using his likeness? Genuine question
  • elstoof 11 Aug 2018 11:16:11 20,785 posts
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    That picture is the most genuine thing about him on the forum
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Aug 2018 16:00:50 15,212 posts
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    I don't like to toot my own horn but I really feel like I've captured the fact that he's a massive fucking dickhead.
  • Skirlasvoud 12 Aug 2018 11:18:15 4,017 posts
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    Don’t worry. We’re happy to toot your horn for you. They’re great!
  • Skirlasvoud 12 Aug 2018 11:18:17 4,017 posts
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    Post deleted
  • DrStrangelove 12 Aug 2018 11:38:48 13,003 posts
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    Skirlasvoud wrote:
    We’re happy to toot your horn for you.
    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Sometimes this is the gayest forum
    Edited by DrStrangelove at 11:41:34 12-08-2018
  • arty 13 Aug 2018 19:13:05 357 posts
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    Can I request Pedo Bowie.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Aug 2018 15:29:25 15,212 posts
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    Someone asked for a Boris the other day.

  • H1ggyLTD 14 Aug 2018 15:32:26 9,897 posts
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    haha
  • Psychotext 14 Aug 2018 15:47:22 63,528 posts
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    Can we have an alternate version with a letterbox headcover? :D
  • Graxlar_v3 14 Aug 2018 15:49:37 3,488 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Someone asked for a Boris the other day.

    Love it, kinda feel like we need a Corbyn now as well :D
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Aug 2018 16:01:05 15,212 posts
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    Suppose I could do one of him as Jesus. Least it'll get a a T-Shirt sale from Higgy.

    Edited by Decks at 16:01:13 14-08-2018
  • DrStrangelove 14 Aug 2018 18:39:20 13,003 posts
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    Corbyn is a necessity by now
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Aug 2018 19:13:17 7,249 posts
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    You've spelt liability wrong.
  • JamboWayOh 14 Aug 2018 19:20:10 8,763 posts
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    HERESY! He has insulted the God King, seize him!!!
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Aug 2018 19:48:19 1,654 posts
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    Perhaps you could draw St Corbyn fiddling as Rome burns, with daft user H1ggyLTD watching and banging on about the notes he ISN'T playing
  • JanetSnakehole 14 Aug 2018 20:03:12 72 posts
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    Are you prepared to be called a Centrist Dad? Are you? ARE YOU?
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