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What are your top 10 worst films of all time? • Page 2
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JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Tomo 19,565 posts
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Registered 18 years agoAliens Vs Predator - definitely on there. Predators too while we're at it. -
Cappy 14,393 posts
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Registered 16 years agoStranded87 wrote:
Is it really that confusing? You can hardly list the top ten worst films you haven't seen, otherwise we could all be listing Karate Cop and various gems from the Stephen Seagal and Van Damme back catalogue.
I've heard of/seen most of these films, which means they're not among the worst. Or do you mean the worst films that had a budget/anyone actually cares about? -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoPredators wasn't that bad imo. Aliens vs Predator Requiem is by far the worst film from either franchise. Awful fucking film. -
djronz. 516 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI'm gonna throw in any of the underworld films (only film I've ever walked out of cinema on) -
Tomo 19,565 posts
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Registered 18 years agoOn The Exorcist... I think I expected to be scared shitless, that it was going to be an horrendous, unbearable watch, when in reality I just found it hokey and pretty dull. I was just hugely disappointed by it, which always compounds your dislike for a film. -
LittleSparra 7,926 posts
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Registered 6 years agosuperbob85 wrote:
Under Siege is a genuinely tolerable action film. Tommy Lee Jones is on top 'ah fuck it let's do this' form.
Throw in any Steven seagal film.
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minky-kong 14,787 posts
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Registered 13 years agoHunger Games
Taken
Bridget Jones 2
Shame
A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
Love Actually
Bar-Be-Que The Movie (starring Bone Thug n Harmony)
The last one was genuinely appalling without any redeeming features, and makes The Room look like an Oscar worthy film. The others I just dislike intently for being extremely boring, insultingly moronic or having an ending that pissed me off. -
Tomo 19,565 posts
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Registered 18 years agoDecks wrote:
I passed on AvP:R I think, having seen the prequel. Kinda hoped Predators would rescue the franchise, but it was gobshite. And, by the sounds of it, the upcoming Shane Black one is going to be a turd as well.
Predators wasn't that bad imo. Aliens vs Predator Requiem is by far the worst film from either franchise. Awful fucking film. -
Blakester 5,234 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThe Holiday is utter fucking garbage and everyone involved should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. -
spindle9988 5,222 posts
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Registered 14 years agoA girl walks home alone at night is an amazing film. What did you hate about it? -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI forgot one.
Skyline. Genuinely fucking awful in areas of acting, plot, pacing, characters, direction, writing. Special effects weren't half bad though. -
minky-kong 14,787 posts
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Registered 13 years agospindle9988 wrote:
Falls under the "incredibly boring" category for me, felt like I wasted 90 odd minutes of my life watching it as nothing of note happens for the entire film.
A girl walks home alone at night is an amazing film. What did you hate about it?
I watched It Follows immediately after and loved it. I don't care if that makes me some sort of cultural philistine, but it was entertaining for all the right reasons. -
retro74 3,798 posts
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Registered 13 years agoHas no one actually seen Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie then?
Surely that stinks like no other? -
thelzdking wrote:
Ha! Yeah, it made me angry too!
It's hard. I've seen far 'worse' films than Interstellar, but Interstellar pissed me off a lot more than, say, The Internship. I guess that's because I expect more from a film like Interstellar. Certainly PS, I Love You fits into both categories. -
Tomo wrote:
Funny thing is, even though both films are well below the standard of the main Alien and Predator films, I much preferred Requiem to its prequel. The characterisation and dialogue was superior (albeit slightly clichéd and flat as a pancake) and there were some truly horrifying scenes in there. The Predators were badasses again, which counts for something.
I passed on AvP:R I think, having seen the prequel. Kinda hoped Predators would rescue the franchise, but it was gobshite. And, by the sounds of it, the upcoming Shane Black one is going to be a turd as well.
AvP 1's dialogue was absolutely horrendous, the friendship between the Predator and that chick was unintentionally hilarious for all the wrong reasons, and the Aztec backstory was just crap. -
I think most of mine would be made up of horror sequels. Every hellraiser after the 3rd are utter fucking bile they would be on anyone's list.
Halloween 6
Friday 13th Part 5
Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Child
Texas chainsaw with Bridget Jones and Matt Mahogany
Various others from the 80's and 90's that I was a dickhead to even think were going to be ok. -
Sharz 2,121 posts
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Registered 6 years agoThe 5th die hard film for me has to be top, with the 4th film not that far behind. I went to the cinema as friends really wanted to see it, subsequently fell sleep 20 mins in. I have tried to give it ago since and still bored. Terrible script and boring plotting, action scenes are pretty generic also -
captbirdseye 11,190 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAnything by Ridley Scott in last 10 years. -
I usually avoid the worst films at the cinema, but Sucker Punch and Suicide Squad slipped through the cracks. Painful watches, both of them. -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoThe Martian is pretty good. -
Rogueywon 12,387 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNot sure I can come up with 10 off the top of my head and these aren't ranked in any particular order, but my absolute-stinkers list would have to include:
Hook: The movie that left me with a life-long loathing of Robin Williams. I know I said this list isn't ranked, but it's probably the worst movie I've ever seen. Deathly dull, cringeworthy dialogue and unbearably smug throughout.
Alien: Resurrection: Everybody has an Alien (or AvP) movie they really hate. While Alien 3 isn't great, I appreciate some of what it was trying to do. AvP is inoffensive popcorn fodder. AvP:R is a pretty good "Aliens on Earth" movie if you watch it with the dialogue muted. But Resurrection is terrible; stilted, badly-paced and gross-out without ever being scary.
Pearl Harbour: I watched this on Boxing Day. Boxing Day is, at best, a long, tedious day where everybody just gets on each other's nerves. Pearl Harbour somehow makes it worse.
Independence Day: Resurgence: Takes the record for "creepiest pandering to the Chinese Government".
What Dreams May Come: Ok, so somebody decides to do a fairly big-budget movie inspired by Dante's Inferno. But they put Robin Williams in it. This is what we get.
Shadowlands: Sentimental tripe. I possibly loathe this more than it deserves because my parents were absolutely obsessed with it and insisted on watching it pretty much every weekend during my late teens and going on and on and on and on about it at every possible opportunity.
Blues Brothers 2000: Possibly the worst sequel ever and I'm including Jaws: The Revenge in that statement. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoSo my list would be:
Skyline
All AvP films
Transformers 2 onwards
Police Academy 7
Batman and Robin
Catwoman
Under the Skin
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ghearoid 3,758 posts
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Registered 19 years agoThe only film I've ever been so bored that I walked out was Tim Burton's first Batman film.
I also thought that Kenneth Branagh's Frankenstein and Coppola's Dracula were embarrassingly poor.
Showgirls was crap and unpleasant but at least you could laugh at it. -
Rogueywon 12,387 posts
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Registered 16 years agoOh god, I forgot one:
The Revenant: A never-ending litany of tedious unpleasantness, where 90% of the dialogue consists of nothing but grunts. Seems to have been laser-targeted on the specific demographic of "Academy voters", because I don't think I've yet come across anybody else who found it even vaguely tolerable. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoRoguey hates Hook?! Someone take away that generous forumite award. He's obviously a mean old man without a mommy. -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoThe Revenant is great. -
So is Under The Skin.
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