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  • Salaman 13 Mar 2018 15:46:08 23,838 posts
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    Provided by the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists
    https://www.brook.org.uk/data/So_what_is_a_vulva_anyway_final_booklet.pdf

    Stop getting your vagina operated girls! It's just fine as it is.
  • neilka 13 Mar 2018 15:53:24 23,415 posts
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    I've just seen Rodger ReedPOP storming out of his corner office and he did not look pleased.
  • Salaman 13 Mar 2018 15:56:07 23,838 posts
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    Wait, are minge discussions banned under the new ownership?
  • X201 13 Mar 2018 16:03:33 20,702 posts
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    Would be interesting to know what the merkin position is.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 13 Mar 2018 16:15:04 25,655 posts
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    Getting to know your vulva.
  • Frogofdoom 13 Mar 2018 16:16:46 16,612 posts
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    Not sure I can call her that, I would be sleeping on the sofa.
  • neilka 13 Mar 2018 16:22:46 23,415 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Getting to know your vulva.
    Please merge with the Switch thread.
  • whatthefu 13 Mar 2018 17:41:48 1,329 posts
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    People call vulva lots of different names: fanny, minge
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 13 Mar 2018 18:40:54 14,003 posts
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    The official WWE published biography of Daniel Bryan features an explanation of what the word minge means.

    At a show before he was properly famous an old woman at a Butlins show shouted at him that his beard looked like her minge.

    I'm not quite how that survived the edit when they try to be so kid friendly these days.
  • BigOrkWaaagh 13 Mar 2018 18:41:21 9,449 posts
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    Pubes come in different colours and may be straight or very curly. Some people have a lot and some not so much. It can grow on your mons pubis, on the outer labia, thighs, tummy and around your bum hole.
  • wrinkly 13 Mar 2018 18:43:46 3,721 posts
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    My wife's is like a lumberjack's beard.
  • MrWorf 13 Mar 2018 19:23:34 63,816 posts
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    That's brilliant :D I love the language used in it.
  • superdelphinus 13 Mar 2018 19:26:05 10,346 posts
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    “Vulva doesn’t mean anus (bum hole)”

    What is this mad booklet?
  • macmurphy 13 Mar 2018 19:36:53 4,286 posts
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    I think one of the pictures of a vulva looks like a man in a wingsuit coming into land real fast.

    Mingesuit
  • macmurphy 13 Mar 2018 19:38:52 4,286 posts
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  • macmurphy 13 Mar 2018 19:42:32 4,286 posts
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    superdelphinus wrote:
    “Vulva doesn’t mean anus (bum hole)”

    What is this mad booklet?
    Your girlfriend must hate you.
  • DUFFMAN5 13 Mar 2018 19:46:23 26,052 posts
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    My Minge is kicking up a right PONG

    Edited by DUFFMAN5 at 19:49:42 13-03-2018
  • pk1980 13 Mar 2018 20:06:27 1,211 posts
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    I have a paper copy. It has flaps rather than pages.
  • macmurphy 13 Mar 2018 20:11:04 4,286 posts
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    I met a guy at a wedding once. He said he was a fanny fixer. That was his actual description for his job, though he went on to confirm he was a cosmetic surgeon that specialised in vaginas.

    Said he’d done a spice girl. Bit disappointed when I found out it was just an operation. Bet he titted her up when she was sparko though.
  • macmurphy 13 Mar 2018 20:13:38 4,286 posts
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    He was Dutch. I asked him what he did and he said ‘Acshully I’m a fenny fiksher.’ Me and my then partner were fucking rolling.
  • ChiefGB 14 Mar 2018 01:09:04 12,578 posts
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    macmurphy wrote:
    I think one of the pictures of a vulva looks like a man in a wingsuit coming into land real fast.

    Mingesuit
    There was me thinking it was official art for joss whedons proposed batgirl poster.............
  • UncleLou Moderator 14 Mar 2018 07:54:50 40,158 posts
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    I thought this was a thread about Bavaria's capital, pronounced in the local dialect.
  • neilka 14 Mar 2018 08:01:43 23,415 posts
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    Isn't it that film with Jennifer Lawrence in?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Mar 2018 08:05:38 25,655 posts
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    I've seen a few photos of her that made me shout it.
  • mrpon 14 Mar 2018 08:10:04 36,286 posts
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    http://www.rathergood.com/buffy/

    Press M

    NSFW
  • Trowel 14 Mar 2018 08:12:05 23,504 posts
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    Lionel Bart's less successful musical.
  • Bichii 14 Mar 2018 08:55:09 3,179 posts
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    Horrible word minge.
  • Frogofdoom 14 Mar 2018 08:58:31 16,612 posts
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    Prefer clunge?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Mar 2018 08:58:52 25,655 posts
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    I've seen a few that could only be described as a minge. It's almost onomatopoeia. Minge.
  • Bichii 14 Mar 2018 09:08:57 3,179 posts
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    For me it's pussy if it's being talked about sexually or foo-foo with the kids or noo-nar with the girls. :)

    Vagina is also fine but not minge, cunt, twat or other horrible words I've heard.

    Edited by Bichii at 09:09:39 14-03-2018
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