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  • minky-kong 14 Mar 2018 09:11:19 13,821 posts
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    What are you feelings on "gash"?

    Or "Axe wound"?

    edit: Great new page post!

    Edited by minky-kong at 09:11:33 14-03-2018
  • thelzdking 14 Mar 2018 09:22:46 8,384 posts
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    Ladygarden.
  • Load_2.0 14 Mar 2018 09:24:59 27,328 posts
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    Peach Blossom.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Mar 2018 09:36:39 15,284 posts
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    I normally go with lily pad or gammon hangers. If I'm being erotic I may call it a sausage wallet.
  • mrpon 14 Mar 2018 09:40:54 34,557 posts
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    Cum Bucket
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Mar 2018 09:42:27 15,284 posts
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    See also cum trough.
  • Rivuzu 14 Mar 2018 10:03:10 17,311 posts
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    Can we just go back to the good ol' classic of Cunt, thank you.
  • thelzdking 14 Mar 2018 10:06:21 8,384 posts
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    Front bottom.
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Mar 2018 10:08:49 7,284 posts
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    The Badger That Growls.
  • JamboWayOh 14 Mar 2018 10:26:32 8,799 posts
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    Cum receptacle and Chorizo Sleeve for the Spanish variety
  • RelaxedMikki 14 Mar 2018 10:35:28 2,805 posts
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    My wife and I refer to my johnson as "Pancho" which is slang for a hot-dog.

    This led to my wife's muff being affectionately referred to as the feminine "Pancha".

    But, according to the urban dictionary, Pancha is: "a giant strap on dildo. Usually colored in 20 happy colors. Should only be used during full moon."

    We may need to rethink the nick-name...

    Edited by RelaxedMikki at 10:43:37 14-03-2018
  • Dougs 14 Mar 2018 10:36:00 86,220 posts
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    Ah, good old Roger Mellie...
  • Jono62 14 Mar 2018 10:43:15 20,472 posts
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    Bichii wrote:
    For me it's pussy if it's being talked about sexually or foo-foo with the kids or noo-nar with the girls. :)

    Vagina is also fine but not minge, cunt, twat or other horrible words I've heard.
    Is Beef Curtains ok?
  • Dougs 14 Mar 2018 10:53:55 86,220 posts
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    I also can't read the word 'vagina' without doing so in a Louis CK voice.

    Edited by Dougs at 10:54:04 14-03-2018
  • Frogofdoom 14 Mar 2018 11:31:20 9,281 posts
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    As long as its just the voice Doug's.
  • Bichii 14 Mar 2018 12:43:08 630 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Ladygarden.
    The only other acceptable suggestion..


    For me a man can never refer to his cock as his Willy, totally kills the mood.
  • Frogofdoom 14 Mar 2018 12:53:54 9,281 posts
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    Minge like a kicked over trifle is the best description I have heard to this day.
  • Rivuzu 14 Mar 2018 12:55:23 17,311 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    I also can't read the word 'vagina' without doing so in a Amy Schumer voice.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Mar 2018 12:56:33 15,284 posts
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    Someone once said "like a smashed melon that's been kicked across a barbers floor" on here. It's always stuck with me.
  • crashVoodoo 14 Mar 2018 13:05:00 5,904 posts
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    Smashed plum crumble...
  • wobbly_Bob 14 Mar 2018 17:15:21 4,565 posts
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    Rather good (NSFW) https://youtu.be/thFjTo6r4gg
  • AceGrace 15 Mar 2018 20:56:19 3,197 posts
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    Hairy growler?
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