Site downtime (Tuesday 20th March) • Eurogamer.net • Eurogamer.net

craigy Staff 19 Mar 2018 09:48:53 9,500 posts
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Hello gang,

Headsup: the site is going to be down for around an hour tomorrow morning while we launch a new version of Eurogamer. Portable mode is real. Hold on to your butts.

Decks 19 Mar 2018 09:50:03 31,013 posts
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Will we get a rental rebate?

THFourteen 19 Mar 2018 09:57:53 54,987 posts
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PORTABLE
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DFawkes 19 Mar 2018 10:01:31 32,785 posts
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Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll turn that down. Instead, I would like no downtime.

Also if you could sort out the Forum Award titles I'd appreciate it. So just to clarify, please abandon your actual work to do something meaningless for me instead. Thank you

neilka 19 Mar 2018 10:03:59 24,021 posts
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craigy wrote:
Orange mode is real.

garsync 19 Mar 2018 10:29:23 290 posts
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How about we just leave it down an all go our separate ways? That must be an option right?

Edited by garsync at 10:29:34 19-03-2018

ChiefGB 19 Mar 2018 10:33:17 13,815 posts
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Is this when the new overlords quietly expunge all of the scum in here. They'll only be two users left, roguey and fawkes 🤣🤣🤣

ibenam 19 Mar 2018 10:37:41 3,507 posts
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Are we going back to orange?

neilka 19 Mar 2018 10:46:28 24,021 posts
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This could be your final chance to say anything rude on this site. So here goes:

Clammy wedges
Beef casserole
Poirot's sideboard

macmurphy 19 Mar 2018 10:59:38 4,447 posts
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Phil the Greek likes posting his own saggy nutsack into her Majesty�s gaping love mound.

Stickman 19 Mar 2018 11:16:58 29,986 posts
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Lisa needs braces.

Deleted user 19 March 2018 11:21:43

Am holding out for potable mode. Telling me when I've spent long enough on the jacks reading EG.

elstoof 19 Mar 2018 11:22:12 28,125 posts
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Potable mode

Gruff 19 Mar 2018 11:54:44 3,940 posts
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Wha... downtime, is that legal? Ok, I won't litigate, if we are going back to orange.

Load_2.0 19 Mar 2018 13:07:59 33,582 posts
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Reedpops new obscenity filter will make everything better. Citizens who follow the guidelines will receive double rations.

Those who fail to comply will be eligible for re-education.

imamazed 19 Mar 2018 13:29:23 6,708 posts
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I believe that they're dialing up, nay, cranking the asstemps.

Deleted user 19 March 2018 14:24:48

@craigy Is this going to come complete with amputated arm?

Phattso 19 Mar 2018 14:26:16 27,426 posts
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craigy wrote:
Hello gang,

Headsup: the site is going to be down for around an hour tomorrow morning while we launch a new version of Eurogamer. Portable mode is real. Hold on to your butts.

WHICH HOUR?! WHICH HOUR WILL YOU BE DOWN FOR?!

This information will feed into my AM toilet schedule at work. I won't schedule any 'big business' when the site's offline.

This post has been about shitting.

craigy Staff 19 Mar 2018 14:32:57 9,500 posts
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We reckon between 8.30am and 9.30am. Subject to change if we accidentally set everything on fire during deployment.

Phattso 19 Mar 2018 14:34:00 27,426 posts
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OK. I can hold it until then.

craigy Staff 19 Mar 2018 14:35:43 9,500 posts
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Go easy on the morning coffee.

Decks 19 Mar 2018 14:41:13 31,013 posts
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Is the forum going to noticeable different?

mothercruncher 19 Mar 2018 14:47:56 19,474 posts
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It�ll have grammar AI, so- yes.

THFourteen 19 Mar 2018 14:48:24 54,987 posts
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Decks wrote:
Is the forum going to noticeable different?

Please god no

Decks 19 Mar 2018 14:50:19 31,013 posts
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craigy wrote:
What forum?

Duffking 19 Mar 2018 15:30:05 16,964 posts
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Potable mode? Weird thing to add, who asked for that?

Ror 19 Mar 2018 16:09:49 20,336 posts
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The truth is you're all just skiving to play Sea of Thieves, isn't it?

Trowel 19 Mar 2018 16:47:07 24,512 posts
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Fiver on a rollback.

sport 19 Mar 2018 17:24:16 17,064 posts
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15 hours to go