In just two days, the certain right is working overtime thanks to E3

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  • ooombasa 12 Jun 2018 13:49:07 20 posts
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    On forums, comment boards and (sigh) youtube, those freeze peach advocates - who believe in their rights and conveniently enough the rights of bigots so much they would shove someone else in the path of a bullet to say what they want - really had to pull out the hypocrite card for this E3.

    Now, frozen peaches are no longer being served. A game developer is no longer expressing themselves. It's pandering. Because... reasons? The violence remains the same and isn't a problem for them. No, it's something far more devious. Some examples:

    - Wolfenstein Youngblood has two (TWO!) female characters now fighting those poor misuderstood Nazis! It was already challenging to accept a big white male destroying what I assume were fine people amongst those Nazis, but this is now taking it too far.

    - TLOU2 featured some of the most graphic and unsettling depictions of human interactions ever in a videogame: Two young women kissing. Oh, and there was a little bit of violence but that was fine.

    - Gears 5 clearly has gone too far now with a woman now shooting the guns. They've gone four games now without such wimmin front and center. Why the change? Women were fine being in the background in this series. Why must we control them now! Is it an attempt to... control MY mind? O_O

    - Control stars a woman too!?! And she has super wicked powers to boot! How are we supposed to suspend our disbelief now?

    - Here we go, now Assassin's Creed lets us choose a woman character. I thought Ubisoft once said it was too hard to animate two separate playable characters? Did they lie... or much more likely have they now been taken over by a sinister agenda?! What's that you say? Syndicate? Sorry, I must have completely wiped that memory from my mind.

    - I'm sure there are other examples but the above alone is already too much to comprehend!

    ... So, during this precious time of game reveals and hype please pour one out for the very confused anti-pandering brigade (no other kind of anti, of course). They've had it tough this year.

    Edited by ooombasa at 13:50:41 12-06-2018

    Edited by ooombasa at 13:51:54 12-06-2018
  • fontgeeksogood 12 Jun 2018 13:51:30 279 posts
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    Been a while since I've seen one of these
  • Alastair 12 Jun 2018 13:57:35 22,119 posts
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    Good luck!
  • Mola_Ram 12 Jun 2018 13:59:50 17,941 posts
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    Aren't there some sort of social clubs that you could join?
  • JamboWayOh 12 Jun 2018 14:01:49 7,669 posts
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    Seriously has their been prison break at Broadmoor?
  • THFourteen 12 Jun 2018 14:03:01 48,516 posts
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    the fuck is this shit
  • ooombasa 12 Jun 2018 14:07:19 20 posts
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    - This Resident Evil 2 Remake also had to have two female characters in it. Now, I'm not old enough to remember the original but I think it is safe to say this is a new addition from the pandering powers that be. I bet fans of the original are pissed at this massive change!
  • smoothpete 12 Jun 2018 14:07:31 34,764 posts
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    Goddamn it they’ve run out of frozen peaches? I was looking forward to that
  • Your-Mother 12 Jun 2018 14:09:23 1,620 posts
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    Weirdly I just bought a big ass bag of frozen peaches as they were on offer.
  • captain-Snufkin 12 Jun 2018 14:10:25 130 posts
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    I can't make it to the end of the first sentence. Can some one sum it up for me in less than one word?
  • JamboWayOh 12 Jun 2018 14:10:47 7,669 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    Weirdly I just bought a big ass bag of frozen peaches as they were on offer.
    I never had a frozen peach. Thoughts?
  • neilka 12 Jun 2018 14:11:34 21,411 posts
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    What are your thoughts on Toblerones?
  • whatfruitlivesagain 12 Jun 2018 14:11:42 1,067 posts
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    Is this about ethics in pandering?
  • Frogofdoom 12 Jun 2018 14:11:49 8,477 posts
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    @captain-Snufkin wibble.
  • minky-kong 12 Jun 2018 14:12:09 13,677 posts
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    ooombasa wrote:
    Now, I'm not old enough to remember the original
    Old enough to join the incel movement though. Godspeed you bold virgin loser!
  • Rivuzu 12 Jun 2018 14:13:32 17,295 posts
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    captain-Snufkin wrote:
    I can't make it to the end of the first sentence. Can some one sum it up for me in less than one word?
    WIMMENZ R RUINING GAMING WITH THEIR VAGINAS.

    Edit: Oh, less than one word. Would punctuation work?

    !

    Edited by Rivuzu at 14:13:54 12-06-2018
  • Graxlar_v3 12 Jun 2018 14:14:12 2,750 posts
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    This is really poorly written, is he saying wominz in vidya gams are bad or that it is funny seeing peoples reactions to wiminz in vidya gams?

    It would help to know what a freeze peach is.

    Edited by Graxlar_v3 at 14:15:03 12-06-2018
  • smoothpete 12 Jun 2018 14:15:17 34,764 posts
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    So hang on, is this in opposition to those incel cunts who (I assume) are objecting to there being women characters in games at E3?
  • richarddavies 12 Jun 2018 14:16:04 6,212 posts
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    Rivuzu wrote:
    captain-Snufkin wrote:
    I can't make it to the end of the first sentence. Can some one sum it up for me in less than one word?
    WIMMENZ R RUINING GAMING WITH THEIR VAGINAS.

    Edit: Oh, less than one word. Would punctuation work?

    !
    Would the shit emoji count?
  • Tonka 12 Jun 2018 14:16:06 27,959 posts
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    ICYMI

    https://dolesunshine.com/products/frozen/frozen-fruit/frozen-sliced-peaches
  • Tonka 12 Jun 2018 14:17:06 27,959 posts
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    ❄️🍑
  • Rivuzu 12 Jun 2018 14:17:53 17,295 posts
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    - TLOU2 featured some of the most graphic and unsettling depictions of human interactions ever in a videogame: Two young women kissing. Oh, and there was a little bit of violence but that was fine.
    Honestly can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not frankly. But if this is meant to be a funny parody, it falls far from being humour.
  • disusedgenius 12 Jun 2018 14:19:28 9,140 posts
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    Frozen... Peaches?
  • Tonka 12 Jun 2018 14:19:37 27,959 posts
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    He's stress testing that Poe's law.
  • minky-kong 12 Jun 2018 14:19:51 13,677 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    This is really poorly written, is he saying wominz in vidya gams are bad or that it is funny seeing peoples reactions to wiminz in vidya gams?

    It would help to know what a freeze peach is.
    Some quote marks around the comments about each game would have helped.
  • smoothpete 12 Jun 2018 14:19:53 34,764 posts
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    🦇💩
  • smoothpete 12 Jun 2018 14:20:33 34,764 posts
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    I didn’t realise emojis worked now!
  • Graxlar_v3 12 Jun 2018 14:21:21 2,750 posts
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    They don't, i get two empty squares.
  • richarddavies 12 Jun 2018 14:22:31 6,212 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    They don't, i get two empty squares.
    You have to believe.
  • smoothpete 12 Jun 2018 14:23:37 34,764 posts
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    Works on my phone

    It was a bat and a shit
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