FRUIT SALAD

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  • Your-Mother 16 Jun 2018 02:31:14 8,173 posts
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    You smell like meat sticks.
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Jun 2018 06:19:14 12,913 posts
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    And methylated spirit
  • Dirtbox 16 Jun 2018 06:51:57 92,596 posts
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    And incomplete bowel movements.
  • Dougs 16 Jun 2018 07:08:41 100,414 posts
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    Looks pretty complete to me, given he's shat up the entire forum.
  • Dirtbox 16 Jun 2018 07:18:50 92,596 posts
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    The stools scent has a hint of vomit.
  • nickthegun 16 Jun 2018 07:21:40 87,711 posts
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    We could have done with you a few days ago in the politics thread
  • Tonka 16 Jun 2018 09:29:20 31,980 posts
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    I just had the weirdest dream
  • mothercruncher 16 Jun 2018 11:57:40 19,475 posts
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    Yes. And with multiple different wrappers it seems.
  • elstoof 16 Jun 2018 12:02:08 28,126 posts
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    Pound shop
  • Cadence 16 Jun 2018 12:02:11 2,585 posts
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    I thought this thread would be about confectionery. Disappointed.
  • JamboWayOh 16 Jun 2018 12:04:10 25,237 posts
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    I was always a chewitts fan, those and Fruitella.
  • senso-ji 16 Jun 2018 12:12:02 10,271 posts
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    THEY WILL ALWAYS BE OPAL FRUITS TO ME
  • Load_2.0 16 Jun 2018 12:48:38 33,582 posts
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    I must have missed his rambling idiocy.

    Just the other day I was just pondering whether he had expired from a sherry binge. Then he magically resurfaces like an intoxicated Candyman.
  • Fake_Blood 16 Jun 2018 14:46:03 11,093 posts
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    In the past I always considered him as the last guy in the bar that doesn’t want to go home.
    Now that the forum is on it’s last legs it reminded me more of a drunk guy sitting outside a closed bar, talking to his imaginary friends.
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Jun 2018 14:48:25 12,913 posts
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    More ReedBOOZE than ReedPOP?
  • Dougs 16 Jun 2018 15:03:37 100,414 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    I was always a chewitts fan, those and Fruitella.
    Pacers. Now they were a great chewy sweet.
  • JamboWayOh 16 Jun 2018 15:12:24 25,237 posts
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    @Dougs

    Never heard of them.
  • Dougs 16 Jun 2018 15:15:38 100,414 posts
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    Perfect for Celtic fans really.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacers_(confectionery)
  • Vortex808 16 Jun 2018 15:17:43 15,598 posts
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    Personally, I felt Tutti Fruttis were better than pacers!

    A bit of crunch, then chew. I imagine i got quite the E-number rush from them too.
  • Dougs 16 Jun 2018 15:20:10 100,414 posts
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    I am mildly addicted to mint sweets tbh. I can't really buy them, as I just hammer through a pack in a matter of minutes. Which either knackers my teeth or gives me really bad wind. :-/
  • chopsen 16 Jun 2018 15:58:45 21,958 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    In the past I always considered him as the last guy in the bar that doesn’t want to go home.
    Now that the forum is on it’s last legs it reminded me more of a drunk guy sitting outside a closed bar, talking to his imaginary friends.
    Too real
  • captain-Snufkin 16 Jun 2018 16:44:22 829 posts
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    I prefered blackjacks.
  • JamboWayOh 16 Jun 2018 17:32:39 25,237 posts
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    captain-Snufkin wrote:
    I prefered blackjacks.
    Eurgh. The devil's work!
  • Load_2.0 16 Jun 2018 19:06:07 33,582 posts
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    Bit racist.
  • One_Vurfed_Gwrx 17 Jun 2018 13:37:18 4,468 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    I was always a chewitts fan, those and Fruitella.
    Pacers. Now they were a great chewy sweet.
    I used to like Pacers too. Can't even remember when they stopped making them.
  • BreadBinLidHero 17 Jun 2018 15:03:10 10,803 posts
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    Fuck these hard, chewy sweets, they get stuck in my teeth. Give me a flump.
  • beastmaster 17 Jun 2018 15:21:26 22,373 posts
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    Dunno why. But I fancy some Kola Cubes.
  • JamboWayOh 17 Jun 2018 15:24:16 25,237 posts
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    Fuck all of them, get me some pineapple rocks and be done with it.
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