Which movie do you hate the most, and why?

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  • Mola_Ram 11 Jul 2018 14:19:12 18,920 posts
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    Maybe you were expecting more. Maybe you associate it with a really bad experience. Maybe you got extra-annoyed by everyone aside from you declaring it a masterpiece, which made you extra-vigilant in your hatred. Maybe it just twigged something inside of you, and you can't forget that feeling even if other movies are probably worse in an objective sense.

    Basically, it doesn't have to make sense, or be rational. But what is the movie you hate more than any other?

    Mine (as I think I have mentioned once or twice) is Gran Torino. The context of it is that it was (at the time) touted as THE LAST TIME CLINT EASTWOOD WILL ACT IN A MOVIE. Neglecting to mention that he apparently had not hired any other actors for the movie. Or writers.

    And it was terrible and I HATED it, not just because it was bad but because all the old people in the cinema were fawning over how instructive and deep it was when Clint realised that his Asian neighbours weren't all that bad (and made sure to say it out aloud, because subtlety). And because I thought it was going to be the last thing Eastwood ever did, wasted on some sub-Hallmark Channel bullshit.

    *cough*

    Anyway as I said, it doesn't have to be rational. But what are your things that you hate.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Jul 2018 14:21:07 8,841 posts
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    American Beauty.

    It was rubbish and it smelled.

    Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 14:25:41 11-07-2018
  • SweetMrGibs 11 Jul 2018 14:32:12 1,171 posts
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    The Crow.

    I sat next to a Goth who quoted the lines as the movie took place.
  • LegendaryApe 11 Jul 2018 14:32:24 1,810 posts
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    The Time Traveller's Wife.

    IT'S A HANDBOOK FOR PAEDOPHILES
  • thelzdking 11 Jul 2018 14:33:19 8,708 posts
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    Off the top of my head... Interstellar. It supposed to be a really serious, intelligent, emotional movie with some elements of hard sci-fi when it was actually an utterly moronic bore-fest where Matthew fucking McConaughey doesn't know what a black hole is before falling into a five-dimensional box and then love saves the day. Absolute idiotic shite, if it were a person it'd be a drooling vegetable. The space bits looked nice though.

    I don't hate Edgar Wright's films, but so many people, including most of my friends, have such a hard-on for his annoying style that I end up getting really annoyed with most of the things he does.
  • retro74 11 Jul 2018 14:33:34 2,576 posts
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    Fight Club. Hated it, only seen it once but I think there was a Pixies song in it and that was the only good bit

    I don't like to talk about it though so feel a bit bad now
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 14:34:09 17,182 posts
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    Liam Neeson
  • retro74 11 Jul 2018 14:34:39 2,576 posts
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    Gravity. Pile of shit in space

    Hated it
  • senso-ji 11 Jul 2018 14:35:19 8,954 posts
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    The Matrix

    Complete shite masquerading as an 'intelligent' action film.
  • Deleted user 11 July 2018 14:36:03
    Sucker Punch. Inception. Or Crash. Too difficult to choose between them.
  • Ror 11 Jul 2018 14:36:06 17,884 posts
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    The Tenacious D film. It's just the worst.

    SweetMrGibs wrote:
    The Crow.

    I sat next to a Goth who quoted the lines as the movie took place.
    Sorry :(
  • minky-kong 11 Jul 2018 14:37:02 14,053 posts
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    Love Actually.

    A rom-com that isn't funny in the slightest and pretty much every character is appalling, but particularly Andrew Lincoln's creepy cunt.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 14:37:48 4,678 posts
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    The Revenant.

    3 hours of interminable grunting with a plot that could have been covered in 45 minutes.

    And it won fucking Oscars.
  • rice_sandwich 11 Jul 2018 14:38:11 4,906 posts
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    It's a Wonderful Life. I hate how the main character puts the well-being of the town before his and his family's happiness. He also needs a lesson in how to run a business for profit.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 14:38:43 17,182 posts
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    Actually the Lovely Bones is the worst film I've ever sat through.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Jul 2018 14:39:43 8,841 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    The Revenant.

    3 hours of interminable grunting with a plot that could have been covered in 45 minutes.

    And it won fucking Oscars.
    I was baffled that that mumbling borefest was held in such high regard.

    It was tedious, aimless wank.

    I was cheering the fucking bear on.

    Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 14:40:15 11-07-2018
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 14:40:28 4,678 posts
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    GarlVinland wrote:
    Sucker Punch. Inception. Or Crash. Too difficult to choose between them.
    Sucker Punch is terrible, but I can't hate it because it does have a bit of "so bad it's sort-of funny".

    I hope you mean the more recent Crash, not the old one (which caused that moral panic back in the '90s).
  • Deleted user 11 July 2018 14:53:57
    @Rogueywon watching the girls in Sucker Punch shoot the thousandth faceless goon just sent me to sleep.

    And yeah, Cronenberg Crash is a fucked up masterpiece. I mean the inexplicable Oscar winner.
  • thelzdking 11 Jul 2018 14:56:32 8,708 posts
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    rice_sandwich wrote:
    It's a Wonderful Life. I hate how the main character puts the well-being of the town before his and his family's happiness. He also needs a lesson in how to run a business for profit.
    It's schamltzy as fuck, even for its time. The Bishop's Wife is a far superior angel-on-earth-at-chrimbo film.
  • RichDC 11 Jul 2018 14:56:37 7,987 posts
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    Judge Dredd. Because memories of it ensured that we will never see another Dredd. :mad:
  • nickthegun 11 Jul 2018 14:57:03 75,874 posts
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    How many of these films do people actually *hate*? Yeah, they are shit, but it's not like they are an Indiana Jones 4 or an exorcist 2 that get people viscerally angry.
  • RyanDS 11 Jul 2018 14:59:00 12,273 posts
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    Up - supposed to be a fun romp, but starts off with such a fucking heart wrenching gut punch that puts Grave of the Fireflies to shame, and then expects you to laugh and be cheerful the rest of the movie.

    Interstellar - Genuinely one of the stupidest movies ever made. It would have been enjoyable if it hadn't pretended to be so clever. Tries to take itself seriously, then in the middle of the fucking mission they have to explain to the CAPTAIN OF A FUCKING SPACESHIP what a black hole is.
  • vanDevious 11 Jul 2018 14:59:11 338 posts
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    I wanna know who's furiously rewatching films they hate.
  • Deleted user 11 July 2018 14:59:12
    The never ending story.

    It did end.

    Bastards.
  • KnuttinAtoll 11 Jul 2018 14:59:58 6,412 posts
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    Yeah it's all a bit hipster in here...

    Me?

    The Fast & Furious one with the 20km runway in it.

    Because of the 20km runway in it.
  • beastmaster 11 Jul 2018 15:05:00 18,818 posts
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    This!!!! Here it is in full. It became an edurance test.

  • brokenkey 11 Jul 2018 15:07:46 10,001 posts
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    Atonement. Because fuck you, writer person (character) and false accuser of sex abuse. Fuck you.

    And actually, fuck the author for thinking this counts as "atonement".
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 15:11:05 32,207 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    This!!!! Here it is in full. It became an edurance test.

    Can't really see a reason to hate that, to be honest. The title tells you what it is going to be about. You get a good feel for how it's going to pan out within the first few seconds. As far as doing what the director intended goes, it's a 10/10.

    Unless the twist is there are only 12 lakes with one of them used twice, in which case 0/10 would not lake again.
  • Deleted user 11 July 2018 15:11:29
    RyanDS wrote:
    Interstellar - Genuinely one of the stupidest movies ever made. It would have been enjoyable if it hadn't pretended to be so clever. Tries to take itself seriously, then in the middle of the fucking mission they have to explain to the CAPTAIN OF A FUCKING SPACESHIP what a black hole is.
    Half of Christopher Nolan's career IMO.

    The Fast & Furious one with the 20km runway in it.

    Because of the 20km runway in it.
    That was the best one! :)
  • monkman76 11 Jul 2018 15:12:41 13,767 posts
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    Love Actually. Just the most cynical, manipulative pile of shit ever.
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