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Ddanno 19 Jul 2018 13:45:12 1,889 posts
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Big-Swiss wrote:
I would invest into my local Football Club and go all crazy Football Manager style until the Money would run out.

You are Harry Redknapp and I claim my golden ticket

captain-Snufkin 19 Jul 2018 13:46:31 829 posts
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I was behind someone once who had won 25 grand I think on scratch card. I had no violent thoughts. Someone in our town won 2 million I think.

I'd just mosey about, eat out most of the time and realise why people vote tory.

Armoured_Bear 19 Jul 2018 13:48:44 31,234 posts
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I'd spend it all on travelling and street food.
If I had seriously loads I'd buy a few nice places around the world and kit them out with technogel pillows.

bladdard 19 Jul 2018 13:50:51 1,393 posts
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I’d buy 3 more wishes ...... oh wait that’s genies. Ok, a Harem of beautiful but mute Thai brides.

Edited by bladdard at 13:51:35 19-07-2018

Dougs 19 Jul 2018 14:04:17 100,414 posts
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I'd pay off the mortgage (and family if win large enough), invest most of the rest with some kept back for some pet projects my wife has in mind and stop working immediately.

X201 19 Jul 2018 14:06:55 22,150 posts
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Go on the on the pull
I have a strange feeling that at least one woman would finally fancy me.

Kay 19 Jul 2018 14:17:07 21,321 posts
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Wade_Garrett wrote:
Posh wanks daily.

Lucky Becks.

Deleted user 19 July 2018 14:45:55

I'd start a video series where I examine what the worlds rarest and most highly regarded whiskys taste like when you mix them with coke. It would be a companion piece to my food based series where I eat at all the finest restaurants and debate whether the food is better with Daddies, HP or Tomato sauce.

nudistpete 19 Jul 2018 14:47:39 1,273 posts
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I'd buy a giant fibreglass Easter Island head to put on the front garden, and buy next door and connect the houses with an airbridge.

dominalien 19 Jul 2018 14:51:26 10,703 posts
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I'd pay off all the debt and go out to get some more. Or kill myself, I haven't decided yet. I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

Edited by dominalien at 14:51:49 19-07-2018

Load_2.0 19 Jul 2018 15:17:28 33,582 posts
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I would make love to a real human woman.

neilka 19 Jul 2018 15:19:26 24,025 posts
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bladdard wrote:
I’d buy 3 more wishes ...... oh wait that’s genies. Ok, a Harem of beautiful but mute Thai brides.

Elon?

Decks 19 Jul 2018 16:00:50 31,014 posts
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I'd probably put most of it towards the raising of the Moonracer. Anything left over I'd spent on cocaine.

nudistpete 19 Jul 2018 16:11:04 1,273 posts
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robthehermit wrote:
It would be a companion piece to my food based series where I eat at all the finest restaurants and debate whether the food is better with Daddies, HP or Tomato sauce.

Please send your youtube username so I can subscribe in advance.

I wish someone would invent something that would scan your brain and determine which sauce you're actually craving (red or brown) as sometimes I can't decide then wimp out red on one half of my bacon sarnie and brown on the other, then I have half a sarnie which I kind of regret eating. If they can't invent that maybe they could invent something which could successfully remove all the sauce from a slice of bread so you could re-sauce it?

fontgeeksogood 19 Jul 2018 17:18:52 12,913 posts
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Decks wrote:
I'd probably put most of it towards the raising of the Moonracer. Anything left over I'd spent on cocaine.

Imagine, you could buy infinity Turtles blimps to raise the Moonracer. That's how She would want to return

retro74 19 Jul 2018 17:20:23 3,802 posts
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HP brown sauce is so much nicer than Daddies brown sauce

I expect that Daddies goes well with gammon though

Pierre2k 19 Jul 2018 17:53:35 1,468 posts
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HP used to be the best, but a bit like how Cadburys have gone downhill since Kraft took over, HP isn't the same anymore. Prefer the dirt cheap Gold Star Chip Shop brown sauce you get here.

On topic, if I won say, £1m in the lottery raffle, it would be boring stuff. Pay off the mortgage, get a nice car, put some away for the kids, maybe some in the pension, holiday, done.

If I won some uber Euromillions jackpot, apart from the usual suggestions, and making my immediate family millionaires, I always wanted to run a retro games / arcade store. Just somewhere for people to hang out, and sell the odd game here and there. It would be an unprofitable shit of a business, but I'd be running it solely for my own pleasure and sanity without ever needing to worry about how I'd pay the bills.

Armoured_Bear 19 Jul 2018 18:41:30 31,234 posts
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nudistpete wrote:

robthehermit wrote:
It would be a companion piece to my food based series where I eat at all the finest restaurants and debate whether the food is better with Daddies, HP or Tomato sauce.
Please send your youtube username so I can subscribe in advance.

I wish someone would invent something that would scan your brain and determine which sauce you're actually craving (red or brown) as sometimes I can't decide then wimp out red on one half of my bacon sarnie and brown on the other, then I have half a sarnie which I kind of regret eating. If they can't invent that maybe they could invent something which could successfully remove all the sauce from a slice of bread so you could re-sauce it?

What kind of sicko puts tomato ketchup on bacon ?
Bacon -> Brown
Sausage -> Red

It's not complicated.

Dougs 19 Jul 2018 18:42:37 100,414 posts
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Yeah, in a similar vein, my wife's projects are:

1) old school diner especially for kids/teens to hang out, barely buy anything but at least have somewhere to go. I think she's watched too much Americana.

2) Run a proper Rep theatre for children's theatre. With proper drama lessons and visiting companies to put on performances.

Neither would make a fucking bean.

captain-Snufkin 19 Jul 2018 18:46:18 829 posts
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Yeah I have no idea why I was having a go at rauper? He's a lot more talente tha me setting up a major gaming website.

retro74 19 Jul 2018 19:23:16 3,802 posts
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Armoured_Bear wrote:

nudistpete wrote:

robthehermit wrote:
It would be a companion piece to my food based series where I eat at all the finest restaurants and debate whether the food is better with Daddies, HP or Tomato sauce.
Please send your youtube username so I can subscribe in advance.

I wish someone would invent something that would scan your brain and determine which sauce you're actually craving (red or brown) as sometimes I can't decide then wimp out red on one half of my bacon sarnie and brown on the other, then I have half a sarnie which I kind of regret eating. If they can't invent that maybe they could invent something which could successfully remove all the sauce from a slice of bread so you could re-sauce it?
What kind of sicko puts tomato ketchup on bacon ?
Bacon -> Brown
Sausage -> Red

It's not complicated.

Other way round for me most of the time (occasionally do it your way if I'm feeling weird)

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Travel around, then die from drug abuse

Dougs 19 Jul 2018 20:24:53 100,414 posts
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Danny Baker has a whole segment on red vs brown sauce for sausage sandwiches. It's never as clear cut as you'd think.

(red for both for me, but if I was pushed to have it on one, it would be sausage)

Edited by Dougs at 20:26:33 19-07-2018

ytzulu 19 Jul 2018 20:35:49 183 posts
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My friends family won the national lottery many years back. They went and bought a house in Dagenham. We were all confused and jealous at the same time.

Armoured_Bear 19 Jul 2018 20:41:44 31,234 posts
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Dougs wrote:
Danny Baker has a whole segment on red vs brown sauce for sausage sandwiches. It's never as clear cut as you'd think.

(red for both for me, but if I was pushed to have it on one, it would be sausage)

Yes, there are exception, brown is ok with sausage and tattle scone for example.

I can't see how tomato can ever be better than brown when it comes to bacon.

/Confused.

nudistpete 19 Jul 2018 20:52:05 1,273 posts
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Does your saucy sausage preference change if it's link or lorne?

Technoishmatt 19 Jul 2018 20:57:26 5,366 posts
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I'd cut my work days down to 3 (I enjoy my work), and start a couple of side businesses. Property would be one as a place to park a bunch of the cash. I'd also buy some land where I could have a country hide-away and run an agribusiness. Produce would depend on location, etc. High quality pigs, or something.

RelaxedMikki 19 Jul 2018 21:16:22 3,214 posts
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I would buy a house in Wales with a home studio and finally get round to recording the album that revolutionises human conciousness, and ushers in a new age of harmony. Like a real life Wyld Stallyns.

Either that or I would move to Wales, take lots of mushrooms, and grow a really big beard.

SuperCoolEskimo 19 Jul 2018 21:19:48 11,892 posts
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I’d buyyy a new keyyyboard which doesn’t have a stuck yyyy keyyyyy.

Deleted user 19 July 2018 21:20:14

RelaxedMikki wrote:
finally get round to recording the album that revolutionises human conciousness

Hasn't Stefansen done that already?

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