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Armoured_Bear 19 Jul 2018 21:21:21 31,234 posts
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nudistpete wrote:
Does your saucy sausage preference change if it's link or lorne?

Nope, only the tattle scone or egg addition would cause the switch

RelaxedMikki 19 Jul 2018 21:34:11 3,214 posts
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BreadBinLidHero 20 Jul 2018 00:28:14 10,803 posts
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I'd bankroll Stefansson's music career.

Also I'd begin a campaign publicising the fact that you put mustard on bacon and sausage sandwiches and that only low-class plebs use tomato or brown sauce.

challenge_hanukkah 20 Jul 2018 07:45:27 14,400 posts
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Is that a strange kiwi thing?

Deleted user 20 July 2018 07:53:27

I'd buy a house. Nothing too big, like a two bed place. And pay for some furniture and shelves and shit.

If I'm left with enough money to maintain a a comfortable existence until I die I'd retire. If not I'd keep working. I'd be tempted to not tell anybody I'd won as I wouldn't want any fuss.

fontgeeksogood 20 Jul 2018 07:55:21 12,913 posts
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What if you died the next day?

It would be ironic. Dontcha think

Trafford 20 Jul 2018 08:14:19 9,359 posts
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I'd buy a kick ass bungalow, get the extensive garden landscaped to fuck and regularly spunk cash on 20 year old cars that I wouldn't care about things going wrong on.

challenge_hanukkah 20 Jul 2018 09:27:55 14,400 posts
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I'd regularly spunk on a bungalow.

captain-Snufkin 20 Jul 2018 09:36:56 829 posts
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Bungalows aren't only for serial killers. I just think they're practical for when you get old and decrepit and can't make it up the stairs.

AboutHalfaStevas 20 Jul 2018 09:39:38 2,765 posts
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Purchase my own cinema. Sell the usual food.
Anyone who actually buys food gets their tickets refunded and told to fuck off.
And a massive arcade, full of any shmups and fighters I can find. Entry is free, as long as you can pass the test.
Oh, and... A house... I guess?
Actually, fuck it, I'd just live in the arcade.

Edited by AboutHalfaStevas at 09:41:17 20-07-2018

Rogueywon 20 Jul 2018 09:47:16 12,387 posts
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thelzdking wrote:
I'd bankroll Stefansson's music career.

Winning the lottery does not give you immunity to being tried for crimes against humanity at The Hague.

Dougs 20 Jul 2018 09:49:42 100,414 posts
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captain-Snufkin wrote:
Bungalows aren't only for serial killers. I just think they're practical for when you get old and decrepit and can't make it up the stairs.

Alternatively, they hasten decrepitness as people get lazy. Use stairs until physically impossible, then get a Stana Stairlift imo

fontgeeksogood 20 Jul 2018 09:53:22 12,913 posts
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I'm a bit disappointed nobody has gone with the "two girls at the same time" line. Oh Lawrence, you bemulleted wise owl

challenge_hanukkah 20 Jul 2018 09:54:37 14,400 posts
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I'd pay for Fruit's stint at the Priory.

BreadBinLidHero 20 Jul 2018 13:40:06 10,803 posts
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Rogueywon wrote:

thelzdking wrote:
I'd bankroll Stefansson's music career.
Winning the lottery does not give you immunity to being tried for crimes against humanity at The Hague.

He's a genius ahesd of his time. I expect a "thank you" in his Nobel acceptance speech

fontgeeksogood 20 Jul 2018 14:08:04 12,913 posts
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Those divers in Thailand actually used Stefansen's music in the rescue

Load_2.0 20 Jul 2018 14:12:01 33,582 posts
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It kept the water levels from rising.

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