The No-Deal Survival Thread - Rationing, Stockpiling tips. Preppers welcome. • Non-Gaming • Eurogamer.net

sport 24 Jul 2018 11:17:06 17,064 posts
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Time to take action. While the shelves are still full this is the perfect time to get a jump on the rest and become the Immortan Joe of your local estate.

So let's have some guides and tips.

Here's a quick flatbread recipe - https://www.bbc.com/food/recipes/quick_flatbreads_43123

Perfect for frying on a camping stove during those long blackouts.

THFourteen 24 Jul 2018 11:19:43 54,987 posts
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As we were driving home yesterday my wife actually said to me "we should make a list of all the things we need for the kids in case something happens".

WTF.

disusedgenius 24 Jul 2018 11:22:21 10,677 posts
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Put all your money into those gold coins they have in John Wick.

neilka 24 Jul 2018 11:24:42 24,021 posts
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I've filled my bath with Technogel in anticipation of becoming de facto ruler of the post-apocalyptic hellscape.

challenge_hanukkah 24 Jul 2018 11:24:55 14,394 posts
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I'm stock piling bog roll.

It'll become the new currency when the pound collapses.

Dirtbox 24 Jul 2018 11:28:51 92,595 posts
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Wishing you guys the best in the coming famine.

sport 24 Jul 2018 11:36:23 17,064 posts
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It's gonna be survival of the fittest, so here's a helpful guide on turning that stationery bike into a generator.

https://imgur.com/a/o3Tbv8R

AboutHalfaStevas 24 Jul 2018 11:39:01 2,765 posts
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Remember, guns need ammo, better to weapon up on something which doesn't, i.e. a baseball bat with a nail in it.

Wait... That's from the zombie survival handbook.

Fuck it, close enough.

fontgeeksogood 24 Jul 2018 11:49:23 12,913 posts
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If you put a nail through a baseball bat it will weaken it considerably. You're better off with a couple of one-piece metal hammers for longevity and use in the inevitable Purge

StarchildHypocrethes 24 Jul 2018 11:49:56 33,974 posts
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Don't forget a bread bin.

sport 24 Jul 2018 12:00:07 17,064 posts
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Jesus, I forgot about the flasks too!

Salaman 24 Jul 2018 12:01:30 24,162 posts
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If worse comes to worse, you can try crossing the Channel and join in with the other refugees near Calais.

Oh wait, that would make you immigrants and we don't want them.

sport 24 Jul 2018 12:08:32 17,064 posts
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Salaman wrote:
If worse comes to worse, you can try crossing the Channel and join in with the other refugees near Calais.

If anyone is interested in doing this, there's a cracking deal on Amazon at the moment.

BreadBinLidHero 24 Jul 2018 12:23:00 10,801 posts
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Gas mask, hockey mask or motorcycle helmet?

elstoof 24 Jul 2018 12:25:22 28,125 posts
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The smart ones are gradually building up their tolerance to drinking urine as a main fluid source once the water supplies shut down

Load_2.0 24 Jul 2018 12:35:07 33,582 posts
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It's a common misconception that you profit from core necessities.

The real money is in exotic items. The European Colon Snake trade for example will keep me in jam and toilet paper for decades.

Load_2.0 24 Jul 2018 12:55:33 33,582 posts
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The returns are on a par but the overheads! Semicolons or SCS (The trade reference) are similar to Jaffa cakes in that they straddle several market segments.

Fake_Blood 24 Jul 2018 13:03:50 11,093 posts
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If I only stockpile guns I can just steal all other supplies from you preppers right?

challenge_hanukkah 24 Jul 2018 13:06:25 14,394 posts
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Start breeding.

You can always eat the leftover kids you can't sell into slavery.

Dizzy 24 Jul 2018 13:23:27 3,716 posts
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I am renting out a boat to mainland Europe for 10000000 euro an hour, you guys are all welcome!!!

Also beers are 1000 euro and beds at my place go for a respectable 10 euro/day*

OH, sorry we don't accept �.

* you will have to work 16 hours a day.

Edited by Dizzy at 13:25:56 24-07-2018

Edited by Dizzy at 13:27:14 24-07-2018

minky-kong 24 Jul 2018 14:18:31 14,787 posts
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I'm stocking up on African Farmers so I can flood the marketplace with them once hard brexit is unleashed by our glorious leader.

neilka 24 Jul 2018 16:51:34 24,021 posts
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If only we knew some kind of melon farmer.

Frogofdoom 24 Jul 2018 16:53:15 17,973 posts
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https://io9.gizmodo.com/5931901/recipes-for-the-post-apocalypse-how-and-why-to-eat-rat-meat

magicpanda 24 Jul 2018 17:02:17 15,130 posts
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I'll be naked, slathered in Goose fat and living in the Sewers. All I need is my Blunderbuss and a herd of piglets.

Jono62 24 Jul 2018 17:04:53 27,356 posts
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I'm stocking up on protein shakes. Got to keep the guns fed, bro.