The No-Deal Survival Thread - Rationing, Stockpiling tips. Preppers welcome. Page 2

  • sport 24 Jul 2018 17:20:43 14,504 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    I'm stocking up on protein shakes. Got to keep the guns fed, bro.
    See, now this is good advice. Easy to store dry goods that will last for ages. You get to stay ripped as fuck with the added bonus of using those giant tubs as helmets when it's used up.
  • Load_2.0 24 Jul 2018 17:24:47 27,277 posts
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    Swole Army brah!
  • elstoof 24 Jul 2018 17:26:20 20,775 posts
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    sport, teach us the ancient ways of biltong making and save us all
  • sport 24 Jul 2018 17:28:37 14,504 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    sport, teach us the ancient ways of biltong making and save us all
    Ha, you jest, but I actually have a homemade biltong box in the kitchen. Works a treat and the biltong is top notch.
  • fontgeeksogood 24 Jul 2018 17:28:46 1,631 posts
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    Also is there good eating on them fockin prawns
  • elstoof 24 Jul 2018 18:17:39 20,775 posts
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    sport wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    sport, teach us the ancient ways of biltong making and save us all
    Ha, you jest, but I actually have a homemade biltong box in the kitchen. Works a treat and the biltong is top notch.
    Jislaik! Don’t think your pozzy is too far from me, you’ll call me next batch and we klap it together ek se?
  • captain-Snufkin 24 Jul 2018 18:39:44 411 posts
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    You just know after a few days of beef and tuna being unavailable full blown cannabalism would be a thing.
  • Frogofdoom 24 Jul 2018 18:52:09 9,236 posts
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    Even in a full on famine there would still be Tesco Tuna flakes as nobody should eat that shit.
  • drhickman1983 24 Jul 2018 19:06:06 5,464 posts
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    We'll be fine. The UK makes jam. It is known.

    (Let's be honest, Steffenson's communist utopia is sounding more appealing than post-Brexit Britain.)
  • elstoof 24 Jul 2018 19:20:19 20,775 posts
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    Raab has confirmed that there will be “adequate food” for all
  • Jono62 24 Jul 2018 19:35:44 20,462 posts
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    He's been confirmed as a liar so I don't believe him.
  • RobAnybody 24 Jul 2018 19:45:09 1,586 posts
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    It's okay folks, those 'wise' people in government have got us covered -

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-secretary-food-supply-dominic-raab-uk-leave-eu-no-deal-a8461771.html
  • sport 24 Jul 2018 20:15:06 14,504 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    sport wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    sport, teach us the ancient ways of biltong making and save us all
    Ha, you jest, but I actually have a homemade biltong box in the kitchen. Works a treat and the biltong is top notch.
    Jislaik! Don’t think your pozzy is too far from me, you’ll call me next batch and we klap it together ek se?
    Tell you what, next time I throw in a batch I'll PM you.
  • Not-a-reviewer 24 Jul 2018 20:32:18 5,216 posts
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    RobAnybody wrote:
    It's okay folks, those 'wise' people in government have got us covered -

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-secretary-food-supply-dominic-raab-uk-leave-eu-no-deal-a8461771.html

    And British farmers will no longer have subsidies so the price of British food will go up.
  • JanetSnakehole 24 Jul 2018 20:45:55 70 posts
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    That post took three edits to reach that level.
  • Jono62 24 Jul 2018 21:15:46 20,462 posts
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    Everyone knows you delete the edit.
  • challenge_hanukkah 24 Jul 2018 21:56:28 7,241 posts
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    Doomsday_Prepper wrote:
    Steady on folks. I'm dyslexic.
    Just like LetsGo!
  • Dougs 24 Jul 2018 21:57:41 86,220 posts
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    https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1021816319698776067?s=19

    Fuck. Me.
  • challenge_hanukkah 24 Jul 2018 22:02:27 7,241 posts
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    If I have to be a skinhead to get my fair share of toilet paper and dog food in post apocalypse Britain, can I be a G.A.S.H?

    https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qbw7am/meet-russias-gay-aryan-skinheads-finally-bringing-homosexuality-to-the-neo-nazi-world
  • Frogofdoom 24 Jul 2018 22:36:41 9,236 posts
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    I currently have 2000 can of beans, 100 tins of Spam. Looking for a shotgun and some plasters, let me know if you want to trade.
  • Innit 24 Jul 2018 23:51:17 108 posts
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    I've just dug a big hole in the back garden with a generator, a TV and a Super Nintendo in it. I've also got some quavers and some tins of peas.
  • Innit 24 Jul 2018 23:57:41 108 posts
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    I've also set up bean tins connected with string. Anyone want in on my communication network PM me.
  • fontgeeksogood 25 Jul 2018 03:58:10 1,631 posts
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    Open the Quavers now, they're much nicer when they're a bit chewy
  • Frogofdoom 25 Jul 2018 07:45:59 9,236 posts
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    Don't do it, he is trying to starve you so he can steal your bunker.
  • Load_2.0 25 Jul 2018 07:59:56 27,277 posts
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    "bunker"
  • captain-Snufkin 25 Jul 2018 08:02:23 411 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1021816319698776067?s=19

    Fuck. Me.
    This is the government that's currentling mangling up Universal Credit. We're doomed?

    Actually they're probably messing that up on purpose, so they might do better with heart pills and anti-psychotic meds, stuff that's more important to them than food for the poor?

    Edited by captain-Snufkin at 08:04:52 25-07-2018
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