The No-Deal Survival Thread - Rationing, Stockpiling tips. Preppers welcome. Page 3

  • thelzdking 25 Jul 2018 09:52:44 8,553 posts
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    It all goes to Romanians.
  • Load_2.0 25 Jul 2018 10:08:42 28,007 posts
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    Must try harder. D -
  • gamingdave 25 Jul 2018 10:23:18 4,761 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Must try harder. D -
    Something tells me it's been here before.

    Personally, I am looking forward to a return to the time where beer and gin are safer to drink than water.
  • JanetSnakehole 25 Jul 2018 11:45:48 298 posts
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    At his local he's known as Brexit Prepper.
  • JamboWayOh 25 Jul 2018 13:06:59 9,472 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1021816319698776067?s=19

    Fuck. Me.
    I had no idea that the rest of the world will not accept our blood due to old CJD from mad cow's disease. Seriously if we get a no deal I'll be ok on mainland Europe watching all you fuckers tear each other apart in a looted Sainsbury's fighting over the last packet of Smash.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 13:07:29 25-07-2018
  • captain-Snufkin 25 Jul 2018 16:55:43 567 posts
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    I heard stories about a lot of CJD cases being air brushed as dementia in nursing homes a while ago, don't know how true that is. But why would you take the risk in other countries?
  • sport 30 Jul 2018 11:49:58 14,607 posts
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    In light of the upcoming Stockpile War I thought I'd try get a few first aid kits from Amazon.

    But man, for £16.99 you get a few plasters, a cold press and bandages WTF?! Where's the defib, the Ephedrine shots, the meds?!?!

    We might have to resort to old school bushcraft remedies.
  • macmurphy 30 Jul 2018 11:58:19 3,442 posts
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    If youíre on Amazon itís all about the survival tin:

    Limitless Equipment MARK 1 Survival Kit: UK MADE, pocket size, pro level gear. 40+ items. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01N7SKU47/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_e6UxBbA492F24

    Though to be fair if The Walking Deadís taught me anything, the easiest way to survive is by attacking and stealing off other people. Sitting there with a Johnny full of water and a fishing line out wonít get you far.
  • Load_2.0 30 Jul 2018 12:14:32 28,007 posts
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    One man's fishing line is another mans garrote.

    This is Brexit Britain. When I am not fishing for frogs in the estate pond I'm garroting the neighbor for a sun dried fishfinger and half a tub of Bistro.
  • elstoof 30 Jul 2018 12:50:05 21,348 posts
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    I bet Psychotext has the lowdown on all the best military grade kit out there
  • DrStrangelove 30 Jul 2018 13:20:55 13,201 posts
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    They don't even say how many % they heal
  • elstoof 30 Jul 2018 13:31:09 21,348 posts
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    If games have taught me anything, itís that chicken in a dustbin cures anything
  • fontgeeksogood 30 Jul 2018 22:24:39 2,810 posts
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    That's handy, chlorinated canned chicken for Brexit day everyone
  • neilka 30 Jul 2018 22:29:46 21,926 posts
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    Leaves in a gutter are the post-Brexit chicken in a dustbin.
  • elstoof 30 Jul 2018 22:36:09 21,348 posts
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    We all just have to learn to chew our sycamore leaves a little longer to gain the full benefit of their nutrition. Like grandad did in the war
  • thelzdking 30 Jul 2018 22:44:00 8,553 posts
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    A bit of rationing will do the country good, especially those Millennials. 1941 and all that.
  • fontgeeksogood 30 Jul 2018 22:47:22 2,810 posts
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    Maybe you could just all chew on Geronimo
  • neilka 30 Jul 2018 23:05:45 21,926 posts
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    User bone-on's date?
  • challenge_hanukkah 31 Jul 2018 07:54:18 8,000 posts
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    Was spam always this expensive?

    It's really put a cramp in my panic buying.
  • elstoof 31 Jul 2018 08:53:13 21,348 posts
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    Itís those pesky tariffs, cheap Argentinian spam for all once we leave. The Argies have always been our closest allies
  • captain-Snufkin 31 Jul 2018 08:58:23 567 posts
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    Despite what they say, food is actually damn cheap in this country, if you Áan cook and don't rely on processed crap. I'll be annoyed if/when the price sky rockets in Aldis.
  • elstoof 31 Jul 2018 09:00:15 21,348 posts
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    Word, grocery shopping in France is a real eye opener. Same in the US cities Iíve been to, cheaper to eat out than cook at home
  • challenge_hanukkah 31 Jul 2018 09:15:34 8,000 posts
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    An upside to this is at least the superbugs won't have any antibiotics to become resistant against.
  • elstoof 31 Jul 2018 09:22:59 21,348 posts
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    Exactly, itís not about the short term, but 50 years time - when 70% of the population is dead and all thatís left are those salt of the Earth English men with the strongest immune systems
  • challenge_hanukkah 31 Jul 2018 09:26:44 8,000 posts
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    Innit. It's that natural selection stuff that Adolf Darwin was on about.

    The incredibly expensive cream will rise to the top.
  • brokenkey 31 Jul 2018 10:49:59 9,876 posts
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    Wife started stockpiling during Lidl shop yesterday, lots of tins, pulses etc. Got to the checkout and the lady said "stocking up are we? I expect we'll all be doing that soon because of brexit".

    Too late, checkout lady, it'll be too late then.
  • brokenkey 31 Jul 2018 10:52:52 9,876 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Was spam always this expensive?

    It's really put a cramp in my panic buying.
    Spam is discounted at Waitrose at the moment. 340g is £1.50, down from £2.06.
  • challenge_hanukkah 31 Jul 2018 10:54:47 8,000 posts
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    Nice.
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