Did Buzz just say we've never been to the moon? Page 2

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  • Fake_Blood 26 Jul 2018 22:37:10 9,485 posts
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    It was an evening class on how to fabricate stories.
  • Your-Mother 26 Jul 2018 22:49:51 2,764 posts
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    It was April the 5th of September and I had just stepped out into my Herefordshire garden when I saw Lord Lucan riding Shergar off into the distance.
  • Dirtbox 26 Jul 2018 22:54:24 91,097 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    That happened on Christmas day, at night.
    The first sighting of it, yes, but I saw it early in the morning shortly before it hit the sea on boxing day. I was taking part in a school play that day - Jungle Book. I was Shere Khan.

    (I don't actually know who I played, but it's not like it matters.)

    Edited by Dirtbox at 23:00:58 26-07-2018
  • Your-Mother 26 Jul 2018 23:02:34 2,764 posts
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    I saw it the following Thursday, being carried back to the USSR by Gorbachev himself. He high fived me and told me who shot JFK.
  • Dirtbox 26 Jul 2018 23:10:12 91,097 posts
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    YM desperately yapping along behind, as per usual.
  • Your-Mother 26 Jul 2018 23:13:06 2,764 posts
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    Last time I yapped along behind someone an old man stopped me and gave me $100 saying he reminded me of his grandson. And that grandson? Albert Einstein.
  • Dirtbox 26 Jul 2018 23:15:14 91,097 posts
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    Work on trying to be funny instead. The desperate thing is a bit stale.
  • Armoured_Bear 26 Jul 2018 23:42:58 26,678 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Work on trying to be funny instead. The desperate thing is a bit stale.
    he made me laugh 😂
  • Dirtbox 26 Jul 2018 23:45:30 91,097 posts
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    How embarrassing for him.
  • Armoured_Bear 27 Jul 2018 07:35:15 26,678 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    How embarrassing for him.
    Give us more jackanory please.
    A friend of mine had a mate that told him a yarn about killing a pheasant by throwing a mars bar at it.
    Was that you?
  • Load_2.0 27 Jul 2018 08:18:41 29,322 posts
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    OK we may have our disagreements, mainly due your hideous behaviour.

    But your pheasant story is a delight.

    I like my tales short and they should leave something to the imagination.
  • nickthegun 27 Jul 2018 08:24:10 77,799 posts
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    When I was at school, my mate reckoned he shot of a ducks beak clean off with an air rifle.

    Really makes you think.
  • fontgeeksogood 27 Jul 2018 08:27:01 6,042 posts
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    One of my friends said he'd made seagulls blow up with Alka Seltzer soaked bread. At school. But there were no witnesses. Maybe it was the night of Xmas Day
  • Armoured_Bear 27 Jul 2018 08:35:56 26,678 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    OK we may have our disagreements, mainly due your hideous behaviour. .
    Someone needs a pillow upgrade.....

    Edited by Armoured_Bear at 08:36:04 27-07-2018
  • KnuttinAtoll 27 Jul 2018 08:39:41 7,134 posts
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    Dropped the towel earlier. Within seconds picked it up again. Crazy.
  • Psiloc 27 Jul 2018 11:05:34 5,065 posts
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    Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without the annual festive performance of the Jungle Book
  • brokenkey 27 Jul 2018 12:22:42 10,234 posts
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    deleted

    Edited by brokenkey at 12:23:42 27-07-2018
  • You-can-call-me-kal 27 Jul 2018 12:41:31 15,723 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without the annual festive performance of the Jungle Book
    On a national bank holiday.
  • fontgeeksogood 27 Jul 2018 12:51:13 6,042 posts
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    Shere Khan cares not for your "Boxing Day"
  • opalw00t 27 Jul 2018 13:20:46 12,818 posts
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  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 27 Jul 2018 13:23:24 19,710 posts
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    Jesus woot.
  • Load_2.0 27 Jul 2018 13:32:02 29,322 posts
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    Yeah. Sometimes you have to think "will posting this really cause genuine hurt."

    I have read things before on here but that is pretty awful.
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