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The Eurogamer First Dates Thread
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Alastair 24,828 posts
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Tonka 31,980 posts
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Registered 18 years agoLast time I went on a date I talked about how I couldn't believe that Friends had come to an end and that I thought the bike jump in Napoleon Dynamite was the funniest thing ever. -
Rodderz 4,497 posts
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Registered 15 years agoquadfather wrote:
Let me guess:
Talking of crazy people, I helped the woman moving into my old house last night. She needed a hand forcing things up her stairway.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/a1/ba/a6a1baf66745874406c17bef42e6e344.jpg
"I'll just be a minute"
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Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoYeah that sounds alright. Clever, funny and foul-mouthed.
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quadfather 39,071 posts
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Registered 11 years agoRodderz wrote:
She was very thankful for my help, I'll say.
quadfather wrote:
Let me guess:
Talking of crazy people, I helped the woman moving into my old house last night. She needed a hand forcing things up her stairway.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/a1/ba/a6a1baf66745874406c17bef42e6e344.jpg
"I'll just be a minute" -
retro74 3,802 posts
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Registered 13 years agoShe sounds great, I love her already. Well done all concerned
Another successful EG dating experiment -
quadfather wrote:
uhuh, her 'stairway'. I have heard it called alot of things in the past but that is a new one.
Talking of crazy people, I helped the woman moving into my old house last night. She needed a hand forcing things up her stairway. -
retro74 3,802 posts
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Registered 13 years ago@quadfather are you saying that you had your way with this lady? -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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quadfather 39,071 posts
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Registered 11 years agoNo, but the CHEMISTRY! -
Carlo 21,801 posts
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Registered 16 years agoLoad_2.0 wrote:
I'm with Load on this one. Give me someone who's company I can enjoy over a vapid fit bird who needs hours to get ready any time.
Yeah that sounds alright. Clever, funny and foul-mouthed.
That's a good combo.
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fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoLoad_2.0 wrote:
Plus big tits
Yeah that sounds alright. Clever, funny and foul-mouthed.
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Psiloc 6,368 posts
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Registered 14 years agobone-on wrote:
Cuck chad
Well she turned up nice purple floral dress showing a bit of leg and cleavage. She was a bit bigger than her photo and it seemed to be on her face and chest.
She was very posh well spoken but swore like a sailor. She wouldn’t shut up which helped me a lot. She’s like super intelligent all PHDs and degrees and I’m a beer swilling knuckle head, but she never made me feel thick.
Wouldn’t say I fancied her but a strange thing happened, she made me proper laugh out loud at least 5 times and the more I chatted to her the more attractive she became. I’ve dated vacant fake tan eye candy types previous so this conversation thing was new on me.
I got a peck on the cheek a hug we exchanged numbers and have agreed to do it again on Saturday. -
Congrats Bone. -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoCuck Chad?
"It seemed to be on her face and tits"
That's Alpha Chad. Spunked all over her before even talking -
JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years ago@thelzdking
Good to hear mate, I'm moving on the 1st September, really looking forward to getting the fuck out of this country and all the shit that comes with it.
I will also put my hat in for someone who is funny and swears a lot. Plus, you know, big tits. -
Psiloc 6,368 posts
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Registered 14 years agofontgeeksogood wrote:
I'm new to this incel thing. But in my book he's a chad for having success with women, and a cuck because women hold all the cards in the first place
Cuck Chad?
"It seemed to be on her face and tits"
That's Alpha Chad. Spunked all over her before even talking -
JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agoTwo words: COCK CAROUSEL -
macmurphy 4,448 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI think chad and cuck are opposites. I though beta cuck gets cuckolded by alpha Chad fucking his missus.
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Psiloc 6,368 posts
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Registered 14 years agoBut if beta cuck had a missus in the first place, that makes him a chad -
Psiloc 6,368 posts
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Registered 14 years agoOr perhaps none of this shit makes any god damn sense -
JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agoSo if a Chad gets cheated on and then dumped, but goes and bangs two Staceys in a row, does that not mean rather than him going to beta fuck status then back to Chad, he'll actually be upgraded to an Alpha Chad? This is what Loaded and Maxim magazine have been telling me anyway. -
Psiloc 6,368 posts
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Registered 14 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
Only if he has a well-defined jaw
So if a Chad gets cheated on and then dumped, but goes and bangs two Staceys in a row, does that not mean rather than him going to beta fuck status then back to Chad, he'll actually be upgraded to an Alpha Chad? This is what Loaded and Maxim magazine have been telling me anyway.
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elstoof 28,126 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
Lol cute
So if a Chad gets cheated on and then dumped -
Your-Mother 8,173 posts
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Registered 5 years agoOH LOOK I FOUND THIS THREAD
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fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoHow's your love life Grem? I need to know the cats have a step mom -
1Million_Tons_of_TNT 96 posts
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Registered 4 years agochallenge_hanukkah wrote:
I doubt you've ever kissed a girl, let along been to bed with one.
bone-on wrote:
The thing is fatties are great in bed.
@macmurphy
Yeah cheers work in an office so will look smartish.
The pic thing is worrying me don’t mind a few curves in the right places but don’t do fatties. Hope it’s not false advertising
They have to be to offset their psychical shortcomings.
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macmurphy 4,448 posts
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