Following The Eurogamer First Dates Thread Page 4

  • THFourteen 30 Jul 2018 18:32:24 54,987 posts
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    LetsGoAGAIN wrote:
    I didn’t find my wife attractive at first, didn’t even think about having a relationship with her.

    But as I got to know her, I feel in love with her.

    I think not being sexually attracted to someone isn’t a reason not to have a second date, it can happen as you learn about the person.
    You think your wife is a minger?!!
  • challenge_hanukkah 30 Jul 2018 18:34:36 14,400 posts
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    She was hardly going to be any prize pig.

    I find LetsGo's honesty quite refreshing.

    He should still have wasps sewn into his foreskin though.
  • LetsGoAGAIN 30 Jul 2018 18:35:52 721 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    LetsGoAGAIN wrote:
    I didn’t find my wife attractive at first, didn’t even think about having a relationship with her.

    But as I got to know her, I feel in love with her.

    I think not being sexually attracted to someone isn’t a reason not to have a second date, it can happen as you learn about the person.
    You think your wife is a minger?!!
    Nah, just wasnt attracted to her at all. I remember thinkin she was nothing special.
    Then got to know her and become attracted to her.

    Sometimes it does happen that way.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Jul 2018 18:36:03 25,237 posts
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    Well watermelons do generally turn bad a day after being left out in the sun.
  • elstoof 30 Jul 2018 18:42:50 28,126 posts
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    The results are always disappointing after you’ve spent all that time blowing her up, but you’re right you do get over it following some time
  • CrispyLog 30 Jul 2018 18:44:34 132 posts
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    bone-on wrote:
    @THFourteen

    Guess that’s why I’m nervous I’m unsure what to do if her pics are a lie. I’m too nice so won’t say or do anything horrible but will feel a tard for just ignoring her after.

    6 weeks is a long time but it just started as a but of flirty fun that developed into a meet up
    It's fine. I went on a date with a surprise fatty and it was pleasant enough but it seemed like it would never end so make sure you have an escape plan. Feel free to not talk to her afterwards and let it die, it's only ignoring if she tries talking to you and you don't message back.
  • fontgeeksogood 30 Jul 2018 18:51:45 12,913 posts
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    Pro tip, make friends with an ice cream van owner, and simply text them a key codeword if ever the conversation goes on a bit too long / you want to go home.

    By the time she's caught the van, you'll be safely home
  • neilka 30 Jul 2018 19:19:15 24,025 posts
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    Where can we watch the live stream of this?
  • Psiloc 30 Jul 2018 19:21:40 6,368 posts
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    Yes, updates please
  • macmurphy 30 Jul 2018 19:24:48 4,448 posts
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    She might have eaten him.
  • Deleted user 30 July 2018 19:25:08
    neilka wrote:
    Where can we watch the live stream of this?
    Not sure but right now I'm watching every Twitch stream with someone named Penelope in it to increase my chances.
  • macmurphy 30 Jul 2018 19:28:08 4,448 posts
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    What kind of a weirdo doesn’t constantly check their phone on a first date? He’s probably busy googling local ice cream vans.
  • the_milkybar_kid 30 Jul 2018 20:05:28 8,474 posts
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    I wonder if he's currently getting his bone on.
  • Psiloc 30 Jul 2018 20:10:11 6,368 posts
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    He better be or that last wank I had was built on lies
  • BurnoutJunkie 30 Jul 2018 20:28:07 1,222 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    He better be or that last wank I had was built on lies
    Sometimes I worry about the users of this forum.
  • THFourteen 30 Jul 2018 20:34:30 54,987 posts
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    Just think, one day they might get married, and on their wedding day someone will send her a link to this thread.
  • elstoof 30 Jul 2018 20:39:11 28,126 posts
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    Shame her brother isn’t London area taekwando champion
  • LegendaryApe 30 Jul 2018 20:41:11 2,500 posts
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    I wonder if Penelope has a penchant for Tardis dresses.

    Edited by LegendaryApe at 20:41:24 30-07-2018
  • Deleted user 30 July 2018 20:42:56
    BurnoutJunkie wrote:
    Psiloc wrote:
    He better be or that last wank I had was built on lies
    Sometimes I worry about the users of this forum.
    Sometimes???
  • Dombat 30 Jul 2018 21:39:47 1,918 posts
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    My favourite thing about this thread is the OP's username.
  • neilka 30 Jul 2018 21:40:54 24,025 posts
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    Are either/both of them dead yet?
  • Deleted user 30 July 2018 21:42:06
    @neilka That or it's proceeding better than expected.

    Nah, most likely dead.
  • elstoof 30 Jul 2018 21:44:26 28,126 posts
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    He’s still sitting there with his nobbys nuts, oblivious to the fact she spotted him and thought better of it
  • macmurphy 30 Jul 2018 21:47:45 4,448 posts
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    I reckon he liked what he saw and now he's getting his bone on.

  • JamboWayOh 30 Jul 2018 21:50:53 25,237 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Are either/both of them dead yet?
    Was thinking that. In all probability he's probably killed her and is wearing her skin now as part of their 'date'.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 21:51:17 30-07-2018
  • fontgeeksogood 30 Jul 2018 21:53:09 12,913 posts
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    We should all post pictures of our other half to show how cool we are and that we can mock the lesser Chads, I'll go first:

    mephotoshoppedwithhenrycavill.jpg
  • macmurphy 30 Jul 2018 21:53:52 4,448 posts
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    Either that or he’s stood sheepishly in the road around her prostate but rotund corpse telling the cops he knows nothing about the ice cream van callout.

    In the background is a Honda Civic with its bonnet stoved in and a small group of weeping children. The mother is holding herself and shaking, saying again and again, ‘She just came out of nowhere...’
  • macmurphy 30 Jul 2018 21:54:53 4,448 posts
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    I’d show you my sex partner but hand pictures are ten a penny on the interwebs.
  • elstoof 30 Jul 2018 21:55:01 28,126 posts
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    How big is her prostate for him to be standing around it
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