LetsGoAGAIN wrote:You think your wife is a minger?!! |
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THFourteen 54,987 posts
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challenge_hanukkah 14,400 posts
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Registered 8 years agoShe was hardly going to be any prize pig.
I find LetsGo's honesty quite refreshing.
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LetsGoAGAIN 721 posts
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Registered 5 years agoTHFourteen wrote:
Nah, just wasnt attracted to her at all. I remember thinkin she was nothing special.
LetsGoAGAIN wrote:
You think your wife is a minger?!!
I didn’t find my wife attractive at first, didn’t even think about having a relationship with her.
But as I got to know her, I feel in love with her.
I think not being sexually attracted to someone isn’t a reason not to have a second date, it can happen as you learn about the person.
Then got to know her and become attracted to her.
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JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agoWell watermelons do generally turn bad a day after being left out in the sun. -
elstoof 28,126 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThe results are always disappointing after you’ve spent all that time blowing her up, but you’re right you do get over it following some time -
CrispyLog 132 posts
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Registered 14 years agobone-on wrote:
It's fine. I went on a date with a surprise fatty and it was pleasant enough but it seemed like it would never end so make sure you have an escape plan. Feel free to not talk to her afterwards and let it die, it's only ignoring if she tries talking to you and you don't message back.
@THFourteen
Guess that’s why I’m nervous I’m unsure what to do if her pics are a lie. I’m too nice so won’t say or do anything horrible but will feel a tard for just ignoring her after.
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fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoPro tip, make friends with an ice cream van owner, and simply text them a key codeword if ever the conversation goes on a bit too long / you want to go home.
By the time she's caught the van, you'll be safely home -
neilka 24,025 posts
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Psiloc 6,368 posts
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macmurphy 4,448 posts
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Registered 14 years agoShe might have eaten him. -
neilka wrote:
Not sure but right now I'm watching every Twitch stream with someone named Penelope in it to increase my chances.
Where can we watch the live stream of this? -
macmurphy 4,448 posts
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Registered 14 years agoWhat kind of a weirdo doesn’t constantly check their phone on a first date? He’s probably busy googling local ice cream vans. -
the_milkybar_kid 8,474 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI wonder if he's currently getting his bone on. -
Psiloc 6,368 posts
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Registered 14 years agoHe better be or that last wank I had was built on lies -
BurnoutJunkie 1,222 posts
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Registered 16 years agoPsiloc wrote:
Sometimes I worry about the users of this forum.
He better be or that last wank I had was built on lies -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJust think, one day they might get married, and on their wedding day someone will send her a link to this thread. -
elstoof 28,126 posts
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Registered 16 years agoShame her brother isn’t London area taekwando champion -
LegendaryApe 2,500 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI wonder if Penelope has a penchant for Tardis dresses.
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BurnoutJunkie wrote:
Sometimes???
Psiloc wrote:
Sometimes I worry about the users of this forum.
He better be or that last wank I had was built on lies -
Dombat 1,918 posts
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Registered 10 years agoMy favourite thing about this thread is the OP's username. -
neilka 24,025 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAre either/both of them dead yet? -
@neilka That or it's proceeding better than expected.
Nah, most likely dead. -
elstoof 28,126 posts
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Registered 16 years agoHe’s still sitting there with his nobbys nuts, oblivious to the fact she spotted him and thought better of it -
macmurphy 4,448 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI reckon he liked what he saw and now he's getting his bone on.
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JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agoneilka wrote:
Was thinking that. In all probability he's probably killed her and is wearing her skin now as part of their 'date'.
Are either/both of them dead yet?
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fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoWe should all post pictures of our other half to show how cool we are and that we can mock the lesser Chads, I'll go first:
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macmurphy 4,448 posts
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Registered 14 years agoEither that or he’s stood sheepishly in the road around her prostate but rotund corpse telling the cops he knows nothing about the ice cream van callout.
In the background is a Honda Civic with its bonnet stoved in and a small group of weeping children. The mother is holding herself and shaking, saying again and again, ‘She just came out of nowhere...’ -
macmurphy 4,448 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI’d show you my sex partner but hand pictures are ten a penny on the interwebs. -
How big is her prostate for him to be standing around it
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