The "well, that's a bit wrong now, when you really think about it" film thread Page 23

  • kevincrm 12 Jul 2019 10:20:47 1 posts
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    Hii! My name is Kevin. I am a wedding toastmaster. I have completed almost 120 events successfully.
  • BinaryBob101 12 Jul 2019 10:22:28 26,936 posts
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    Well, that's a bit wrong now, when you really think about it.
  • Mola_Ram 12 Jul 2019 10:33:29 20,808 posts
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    Nothing wrong with toast at a wedding.
  • Load_2.0 12 Jul 2019 10:36:12 29,637 posts
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    Tell them Kevin.

    Tell them how you impregnated my bride on our special day.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 12 Jul 2019 10:39:50 20,383 posts
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    The Dr. Porkfist origin story.
  • hedben2013 12 Jul 2019 10:54:51 1,137 posts
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    I want to hear about the events out of 120 that Kevin didn't complete successfully
  • Mola_Ram 12 Jul 2019 10:57:27 20,808 posts
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    hedben2013 wrote:
    I want to hear about the events out of 120 that Kevin didn't complete successfully
    Well, that's the one where he put a load in load's lady.
  • drhickman1983 12 Jul 2019 11:09:53 5,994 posts
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    Depends on how you define success
  • wuntyphyve 12 Jul 2019 11:14:05 12,419 posts
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    2 or more dead I presume.
  • b-rk 12 Jul 2019 11:19:11 947 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    Nothing wrong with toast at a wedding.
    some ideas

    https://recipes.sainsburys.co.uk/articles/cooking/were-making-101-toast-toppings-and-youre-welcome
  • BinaryBob101 12 Jul 2019 12:06:17 26,936 posts
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    Almost 120 events successfully completed over what time period?

    WE NEED TO KNOW THE DETAILS DAMMIT KEVIN.
  • Carlo 12 Jul 2019 13:06:47 20,573 posts
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    Leon. 12 year old Mathilda gets training from a creepy old guy in the art of assassination.

    Saying that, the film's incredible, so I say it should get a pass
  • yegon 12 Jul 2019 13:47:02 6,378 posts
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    Leon was a great film, but it felt all kinds of wrong even at the time given how sexualised Portman was.

    I was 15 when I saw it so didnít qualify as a pervo under UK law, woot!

    Years since Iíve seen it, I remember Oldman being great but his crazy acting may have dated badly too.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 12 Jul 2019 14:38:38 16,379 posts
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    Luc Besson got a 15 year old pregnant.
  • yegon 12 Jul 2019 14:42:50 6,378 posts
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    Wasnít me.
  • richarddavies 12 Jul 2019 15:53:01 6,777 posts
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    The directors cut of Leon was even worse. More scenes of 12 year old Portman coming onto an awkward looking Jean Reno.
  • gammonbanter 13 Jul 2019 10:38:32 1,796 posts
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    This will seem like a really mad thing to say, but, it's probably wrong to show film heros punching people! Have you ever seen anyone's fist after punching someone, it swells up to twice the size! Also, there is increased awareness now of "one punch kills".

    Punching someone is messed up.

    I imagine in years to come we'll look back and laugh / cringe about just how often it's done in film.
  • richarddavies 13 Jul 2019 10:48:56 6,777 posts
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    I think the next Jason Statham film should be him trying to stop a group of armed terrorists by using political means and getting the bad guys to talk about there problems. Really getting to the root of the issue.

    Edited by richarddavies at 10:49:06 13-07-2019
  • dominalien 13 Jul 2019 13:28:35 9,200 posts
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    richarddavies wrote:
    The directors cut of Leon was even worse. More scenes of 12 year old Portman coming onto an awkward looking Jean Reno.
    Itís all ok as long as he doesnít do anything, though, isnít it? She can do anything she wants.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 13 Jul 2019 13:47:22 16,379 posts
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    Itís the depiction of a 12 year old knowingly sexually manipulating an innocent adult male thatís super dodgy. Itís the Lolita trope. Which again is made worse when you know that Besson got a 15 year old pregnant.
  • gammonbanter 13 Jul 2019 13:54:57 1,796 posts
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    richarddavies wrote:
    I think the next Jason Statham film should be him trying to stop a group of armed terrorists by using political means and getting the bad guys to talk about there problems. Really getting to the root of the issue.
    As long as it's 18! Lots of punches in PG films!

    I just think it's interesting that we see the consequences of shooting a gun, but not of punches!

    George McFly's haymaker all the way from downtown would have probably given Biff severe head trauma!

    Edited by gammonbanter at 14:00:08 13-07-2019

    Edited by gammonbanter at 14:00:34 13-07-2019

    Edited by gammonbanter at 17:38:02 13-07-2019
  • fontgeeksogood 13 Jul 2019 14:00:21 6,533 posts
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    You need to learn how to punch and not break your hand
  • Mola_Ram 13 Jul 2019 14:00:41 20,808 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Itís the depiction of a 12 year old knowingly sexually manipulating an innocent adult male thatís super dodgy. Itís the Lolita trope. Which again is made worse when you know that Besson got a 15 year old pregnant.
    He produced Taken, right? Which is a race against time to stop a young girl's deflowering by Arabs.

    Maybe it's ok if you're French?
  • You-can-call-me-kal 13 Jul 2019 14:01:41 16,379 posts
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    @gammonbanter

    Whoís talking about the consequences of shooting a gun?
  • You-can-call-me-kal 13 Jul 2019 14:02:42 16,379 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Itís the depiction of a 12 year old knowingly sexually manipulating an innocent adult male thatís super dodgy. Itís the Lolita trope. Which again is made worse when you know that Besson got a 15 year old pregnant.
    He produced Taken, right? Which is a race against time to stop a young girl's deflowering by Arabs.

    Maybe it's ok if you're French?
    I mean, 15 is the age of consent in France, but not sure that makes it ok. Just legal.
  • JamboWayOh 13 Jul 2019 14:04:34 14,223 posts
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    gammonbanter wrote:
    richarddavies wrote:
    I think the next Jason Statham film should be him trying to stop a group of armed terrorists by using political means and getting the bad guys to talk about there problems. Really getting to the root of the issue.
    As long as it's 18! Lots of punches in PG films!

    I just think it's interesting that we are the consequences of shooting a gun, but not of punches!
    George McFly's haymaker all the way from downtown would have probably given Biff severe head trauma!

    Edited by gammonbanter at 14:00:08 13-07-2019
    #fistcontrolmatters
  • fontgeeksogood 13 Jul 2019 14:05:16 6,533 posts
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    Besson married the girl he knew since she was 12 and waited until she was the age of consent to fuck.

    Wasn't he entangled in the Harvey Weinstein thing
  • You-can-call-me-kal 13 Jul 2019 14:12:57 16,379 posts
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    I donít think they were directly entangled, but various accusations came out about Besson in the wake of it.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 13 Jul 2019 20:22:09 10,807 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Besson married the girl he knew since she was 12 and waited until she was the age of consent to fuck.
    This story isn't getting better
  • thelzdking 13 Jul 2019 22:15:33 9,474 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Itís the depiction of a 12 year old knowingly sexually manipulating an innocent adult male.
    Even at that age they hold all the cards.
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