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  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Aug 2018 16:18:53 7,392 posts
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    It's all bullshit really isn't it.
  • LegendaryApe 16 Aug 2018 16:32:55 1,897 posts
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    Let's all sleep together and find out
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 16:35:13 29,744 posts
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    How dare you denigrate the science of technogel!

    People have dedicated their lives to the research of this miracle substance.

    Why do you think the pillow costs £150?

    Because of the research!
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 16:36:50 27,332 posts
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    I donít know about tard memory foam but Tempur mattresses are incredible.
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 16:38:06 29,744 posts
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    Ah that's right.

    Tempur materials and memory foam are "different"
  • THFourteen 16 Aug 2018 16:38:26 52,785 posts
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    Tempur vegetables are pretty decent
  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Aug 2018 16:41:07 7,392 posts
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    Tempur is a manufacturer of memory foam mattresses, is it not?
  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Aug 2018 16:42:44 7,392 posts
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    Anyways my memory foam mattress, the piece of shit I may add, rests in front of the car, ready to be collected by charity.
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 16:44:46 29,744 posts
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    Yes and No.

    It costs more because it's got a different name. Which helps you sleep better.

    And it's "special" as their website attests.

    "Only a handful of highly trained scientists know our secret formula."
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 16:45:52 29,744 posts
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    So it's a bit like KFC.
  • Fake_Blood 16 Aug 2018 16:49:27 9,659 posts
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    Tempur actually is used in a lot of hospitals so there must be something to it.
  • craigy Staff 16 Aug 2018 16:52:00 9,454 posts
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    Member when the hulk lost his tempur and turned green? All that violence over a mattress.
  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Aug 2018 16:53:09 7,392 posts
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    I've tried a number of different memory foam mattresses, in different shops (from Ikea to those silly places that sell you mattresses for 2k+) and they all gave me that same awful "stuck in quicksand" feel. But Tempur is the only brand that solved that right.
  • ChiefGB 16 Aug 2018 17:01:11 11,313 posts
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    I don't know much about their mattresses but their prawns are da bomb.
  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Aug 2018 17:02:22 7,392 posts
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    Tempura doesn't mattress.
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 17:10:29 29,744 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    Tempur actually is used in a lot of hospitals so there must be something to it.
    They store the corpses on them.
  • neilka 16 Aug 2018 17:14:31 22,649 posts
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    Will trade gems for mattresses.
  • Vortex808 16 Aug 2018 17:17:28 13,333 posts
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    How many gems per mattress? 'Cos I got some by...accident from a game I play.

    /looks about shiftily
  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Aug 2018 17:19:05 7,392 posts
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    You want my old mattress? It's a real gem!
  • Vortex808 16 Aug 2018 17:21:32 13,333 posts
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    :D

    Cool.

    How many sweat/semen stains per square inch? I assume that's like FPS/pixel counts for the used mattress trading scene.

    Should I bring my own uv lamp to check it over?
  • Spectral 16 Aug 2018 17:24:55 6,282 posts
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    Who wants to back my Kickstarter for Technofoam? Infused with the power of advanced sleep technology and perfectly balanced intelifoam. You'll wonder how you ever slept without it.
  • Fake_Blood 16 Aug 2018 17:25:17 9,659 posts
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    Itís a Retina mattress, you canít see the individual stains.

    @Vortex
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Aug 2018 17:26:21 6,737 posts
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    I wouldn't want my bed to have a memory. I have done some terrible things
  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Aug 2018 17:35:36 7,392 posts
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    Spectral wrote:
    Who wants to back my Kickstarter for Technofoam? Infused with the power of advanced sleep technology and perfectly balanced intelifoam. You'll wonder how you ever slept without it.
    I can already imagine the ad soundtrack.

    "There's no limit to your comfort!"

    TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!
  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Aug 2018 17:36:34 7,392 posts
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    Vortex808 wrote:
    :D

    Cool.

    How many sweat/semen stains per square inch? I assume that's like FPS/pixel counts for the used mattress trading scene.

    Should I bring my own uv lamp to check it over?
    You won't need a uv lamp, trust me.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 17:38:40 27,332 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    Tempur actually is used in a lot of hospitals so there must be something to it.
    Nah, listen to Load2.0, he has no experience whatsoever with Tempur mattresses and technogel pillows but he knows better than people who tried a range of mattresses and pillows before choosing them.
    He knows better than hospitals too.
  • Lukus 16 Aug 2018 17:44:17 22,017 posts
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    Hospital beds are THE fucking worst beds I've ever slept on. They're in hospitals because they're cheap and easy to clean you dumb fuck.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 17:50:26 27,332 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Hospital beds are THE fucking worst beds I've ever slept on. They're in hospitals because they're cheap and easy to clean you dumb fuck.
    Tempur arenít cheap you dumb fuck, if they were chosen itís because theyíre amazing.
  • Frogofdoom 16 Aug 2018 17:54:25 13,915 posts
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    He must be completely different in real life or someone would be in prison for bludgeoning him to death with a shoe by now.
  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Aug 2018 18:04:27 7,392 posts
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    I'd say the local weapon of choice would be a duty-free size Toblerone bar.
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