Following The OFFICIAL Memory Foam and Technogel thread Page 2

  • ZuluHero 16 Aug 2018 18:05:19 7,534 posts
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    craigy wrote:
    Member when the hulk lost his tempur and turned green? All that violence over a mattress.
    I member...
  • Fake_Blood 16 Aug 2018 18:06:01 9,682 posts
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    People also kept dying from bed sores because our society thinks turning a patient once in a while is too expensive.
  • Lukus 16 Aug 2018 18:32:06 22,024 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    Hospital beds are THE fucking worst beds I've ever slept on. They're in hospitals because they're cheap and easy to clean you dumb fuck.
    Tempur arenít cheap you dumb fuck, if they were chosen itís because theyíre amazing.
    The ones you paid for had a mark up you appalling cunt, because, as an appalling cunt, you're exactly the kind of moron willing to pay a premium for a substandard experience.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 18:49:05 27,362 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    Hospital beds are THE fucking worst beds I've ever slept on. They're in hospitals because they're cheap and easy to clean you dumb fuck.
    Tempur arenít cheap you dumb fuck, if they were chosen itís because theyíre amazing.
    The ones you paid for had a mark up you appalling cunt, because, as an appalling cunt, you're exactly the kind of moron willing to pay a premium for a substandard experience.
    Your knowledge of the substandard experience is based on?
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 18:58:38 29,773 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Fake_Blood wrote:
    Tempur actually is used in a lot of hospitals so there must be something to it.
    Nah, listen to Load2.0, he has no experience whatsoever with Tempur mattresses and technogel pillows but he knows better than people who tried a range of mattresses and pillows before choosing them.
    He knows better than hospitals too.
    Well it is true that I'm not one of the sleep experts or pillow engineers that work tirelessly on coming up with new slogans.

    But I'm also not a complete mug.
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 19:00:52 29,773 posts
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    I'm not sure hospital bed is much of a yardstick for mattress superiority btw.
  • Lukus 16 Aug 2018 19:00:54 22,024 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    Hospital beds are THE fucking worst beds I've ever slept on. They're in hospitals because they're cheap and easy to clean you dumb fuck.
    Tempur arenít cheap you dumb fuck, if they were chosen itís because theyíre amazing.
    The ones you paid for had a mark up you appalling cunt, because, as an appalling cunt, you're exactly the kind of moron willing to pay a premium for a substandard experience.
    Your knowledge of the substandard experience is based on?
    ...your mom.

    Sorry, I lost my tempur.
  • JamboWayOh 16 Aug 2018 19:04:09 14,754 posts
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    Which mattress will make me a sexual tyrannosaurus? Asking for a friend.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:05:14 27,362 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Fake_Blood wrote:
    Tempur actually is used in a lot of hospitals so there must be something to it.
    Nah, listen to Load2.0, he has no experience whatsoever with Tempur mattresses and technogel pillows but he knows better than people who tried a range of mattresses and pillows before choosing them.
    He knows better than hospitals too.
    Well it is true that I'm not one of the sleep experts or pillow engineers that work tirelessly on coming up with new slogans.

    But I'm also not a complete mug.
    You have no relevant knowledge or experience, basically you haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. All you have is a pathetic desire to continually wind some random on the internet up/feel desperately smart for not having spent money on good shit that you know fuck all about.

    Yeah, you're smart.
  • Lukus 16 Aug 2018 19:06:53 22,024 posts
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    Are you this passionate about everything Ecosse?
  • RyanDS 16 Aug 2018 19:10:32 12,843 posts
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    On a serious note. Having tried tempura and techno gel and shit they are actually rather nice.

    But like apple products, while they are slightly better than the generic competition they charge 100% extra but are worth 20% extra.


    So if you have the disposable income they are great, but you need to be prepared to be paying way over the odds.
  • Your-Mother 16 Aug 2018 19:11:47 2,943 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    I'm not sure hospital bed is much of a yardstick for mattress superiority btw.
    Yeah, lowest contractor bidding. Then used as a marketing gimmick. Take a loss, but make it up in the public sector.
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 19:13:16 29,773 posts
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    I think the realisation that he has been sold a memory foam matress with a massive mark up and a shopping channel pillow has started to set in.

    Personally I just like reading the ridiculous shit they put on their site.
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 19:16:39 29,773 posts
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    Ouch. The reviews on Trust Pilot ain't too hot.

    https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/uk.tempur.com
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Aug 2018 19:23:49 6,775 posts
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    Hey, he spent six months researching that expensive memory foam mattress
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:27:32 27,362 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Are you this passionate about everything Ecosse?
    Yep.
  • mrpon 16 Aug 2018 19:29:35 35,401 posts
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    Only things he's spent over the odds on.
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Aug 2018 19:30:22 6,775 posts
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    I just thought about ecosse getting passionate and now I can't get rid of the mental image of his winking cloaca oozing ectoplasm
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 19:31:43 29,773 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Hey, he spent six months researching that expensive memory foam mattress
    Looks like they have a fault with one side of the matress dipping. Seems like its quite a common issue after 4 - 6 months going by the reviews.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:32:39 27,362 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Ouch. The reviews on Trust Pilot ain't too hot.

    https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/uk.tempur.com
    Why would I give a shit?
    I could post a shitloads of great reviews, it's irrelevant.
    For both my gf and I, they are extremely comfortable and we sleep much better.
    We made an informed purchase that worked out perfectly.
    Money well spent.

    I don't understand why you go on about this.
  • Deleted user 16 August 2018 19:33:01
    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I just thought about ecosse getting passionate and now I can't get rid of the mental image of his winking cloaca oozing ectoplasm
    Tempur mutant technogel turtles II
    The secret of the ooze.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:33:26 27,362 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Hey, he spent six months researching that expensive memory foam mattress
    Looks like they have a fault with one side of the matress dipping. Seems like its quite a common issue after 4 - 6 months going by the reviews.
    Not with ours.
    Blissful sleep.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:33:58 27,362 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I just thought about ecosse getting passionate and now I can't get rid of the mental image of his winking cloaca oozing ectoplasm
    You don't make any sense.
  • Your-Mother 16 Aug 2018 19:34:02 2,943 posts
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    They go on about it because you react in hilariously over the top ways and get super defensive about justifying your purchases.
  • Deleted user 16 August 2018 19:34:31
    As Tempur say, "With reference to the heat of course it will feel warmer now due to the current weather in the UK"

    Insert your own punchline.
  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Aug 2018 19:34:38 7,407 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Ouch. The reviews on Trust Pilot ain't too hot.

    https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/uk.tempur.com
    You have to admit it's a bit desperate to post all those fake reviews just to support your viewpoint.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:34:47 27,362 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    They go on about it because you react in hilariously over the top ways and get super defensive about justifying your purchases.
    I just have low tolerance for people talking shit.
    They're lucky they have me to educate them.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:35:01 27,362 posts
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    KnuttinAtoll wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Ouch. The reviews on Trust Pilot ain't too hot.

    https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/uk.tempur.com
    You have to admit it's a bit desperate to post all those fake reviews just to support your viewpoint.
    Haha
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Aug 2018 19:35:34 6,775 posts
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    Wade_Garrett wrote:
    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I just thought about ecosse getting passionate and now I can't get rid of the mental image of his winking cloaca oozing ectoplasm
    Tempur mutant technogel turtles II
    The secret of the ooze.
    :D
  • Lukus 16 Aug 2018 19:40:57 22,024 posts
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    If my bed was that shit, I'd probably just kill myself.
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