Lukus wrote:Sounds like low self-esteem. |
The OFFICIAL Memory Foam and Technogel thread
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Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agoArmoured_Bear wrote:
That's the memory foam sticking to your back.
Lukus wrote:
Sounds like low self-esteem.
If my bed was that shit, I'd probably just kill myself. -
FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoTwo grand plus for a mattress?! -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoFWB wrote:
Yeah, but like he researched it for months. Months I tell thee!!!
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Ddanno 1,888 posts
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Registered 7 years agoShocking that it's taken this long for a dedicated thread.
Has anyone used the filling as lube yet? Does it burn? If so, what scale? Are we talking Original Source mint shower gel (3/10), sriracha mild (5/10), sriracha hot (7/10), phaal (9/10) or a straight up flamethrower plus piranha attack to the nadgers? -
Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoFWB wrote:
Think I paid a wee bit less.
Two grand plus for a mattress?!
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FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoFor two grand I expect to be sleeping on the bosoms of angels. Literally. -
Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
Yeah, why wouldn't you?
FWB wrote:
Yeah, but like he researched it for months. Months I tell thee!!!
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JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI wouldn't be surprised if Technogel was just some Italian guys in the factory spaffing their load into a variety of pillows and mattresses and then laughing as the cash rolls in.
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Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoEnjoy your bed poverty guys, maybe one day you'll be able to get a decent bed.
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FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me. -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
I wouldn't be surprised if Technogel was just some Italian guys in the factory spaffing their load into a variety of pillows and mattresses and then laughing as the cash rolls in.
"Cement"
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JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoArmoured_Bear wrote:
/Ecosse puts on Ray Bans and pops a wheelie on his motorbike
Enjoy your bed poverty guys, maybe one day you'll be able to get a decent bed.
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Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoFWB wrote:
Is that a mattress brand?
I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
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FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoYep. And I did. But it also has 100 day no questions return. -
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JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoFWB wrote:
Does it have the cooling properties of spunk.... I mean Technogel in it?
Yep. And I did. But it also has 100 day no questions return. -
SnackPlissken 3,512 posts
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Registered 4 years agoNo questions? So you've stained it with jizz... -
Pilot83 121 posts
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Registered 4 years agoArmoured_Bear wrote:
The plural alone irks me. MattressES? Well, hallo there, Mr. fancy-pants! I've had a euro-pallet for a bed since I was a wee lad and I'm coughing blood just like the best of 'em... :/
FWB wrote:
Is that a mattress brand?
I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
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I'm currently looking at developing my own. So far I'm testing using white toblerone, flip flop soles and thistle. -
SnackPlissken 3,512 posts
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Registered 4 years agoSleep on your sheets, chill on your pillow, dream on your mattress (whether you are human or hound) — you can try all the products in the comfort of your home for 100 nights from the day you receive them. This post-purchase, risk-free 100-night trial serves as our return policy. If you decide that your Casper mattress is not for you, we’ll send a courier over to remove the product from your home and either donate it to a local charity or have it recycled.
Crazy.
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JamboWayOh wrote:
Man milk has cooling properties? WHAAAAA???
FWB wrote:
Does it have the cooling properties of spunk.... I mean Technogel in it?
Yep. And I did. But it also has 100 day no questions return.
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Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoArmoured_Bear wrote:
Well you spent months "researching" only to buy a mattress with an inherent design flaw.
FWB wrote:
Is that a mattress brand?
I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
Do you guys seriously not try mattresses before buying?
So... -
Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoFWB wrote:
Cool.
Yep. And I did. But it also has 100 day no questions return.
I took the mattress before my Tempur back. -
Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoLoad_2.0 wrote:
You're beyond boring now.
Armoured_Bear wrote:
Well you spent months "researching" only to buy a mattress with an inherent design flaw.
FWB wrote:
Is that a mattress brand?
I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
Do you guys seriously not try mattresses before buying?
So... -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI've got a tempur matress and one of the new online clones in the spare room and you would genuinely be hard pressed to tell the difference other than to your bank balance. -
FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoThere's something in there about cooling, but not sure if it's spunk/gel. I need a new mattress, I tried it, I can defecate on it and return it, I bought it. -
nickthegun wrote:
Fixed.
I've got a tempur matress and one of the new online clones in the spare room and you would genuinely be hard matressed to tell the difference other than to your bank balance. -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoArmoured_Bear wrote:
Fine but if I was you I would be checking to make sure one side wasn't dipping.
Load_2.0 wrote:
You're beyond boring now.
Armoured_Bear wrote:
Well you spent months "researching" only to buy a mattress with an inherent design flaw.
FWB wrote:
Is that a mattress brand?
I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
Do you guys seriously not try mattresses before buying?
So...
After months of research you don't want to be mucking about with returns. -
I just sleep on the ground, it's firm and cool.
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