Following The OFFICIAL Memory Foam and Technogel thread Page 3

  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:42:27 27,362 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    If my bed was that shit, I'd probably just kill myself.
    Sounds like low self-esteem.
  • Lukus 16 Aug 2018 19:43:51 22,024 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    If my bed was that shit, I'd probably just kill myself.
    Sounds like low self-esteem.
    That's the memory foam sticking to your back.
  • FWB 16 Aug 2018 19:43:54 56,179 posts
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    Two grand plus for a mattress?!
  • JamboWayOh 16 Aug 2018 19:45:40 14,754 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Two grand plus for a mattress?!
    Yeah, but like he researched it for months. Months I tell thee!!!
  • Ddanno 16 Aug 2018 19:46:07 1,399 posts
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    Shocking that it's taken this long for a dedicated thread.

    Has anyone used the filling as lube yet? Does it burn? If so, what scale? Are we talking Original Source mint shower gel (3/10), sriracha mild (5/10), sriracha hot (7/10), phaal (9/10) or a straight up flamethrower plus piranha attack to the nadgers?
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:48:14 27,362 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Two grand plus for a mattress?!
    Think I paid a wee bit less.
    Best money I ever spent.
  • FWB 16 Aug 2018 19:48:44 56,179 posts
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    For two grand I expect to be sleeping on the bosoms of angels. Literally.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:48:45 27,362 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    Two grand plus for a mattress?!
    Yeah, but like he researched it for months. Months I tell thee!!!
    Yeah, why wouldn't you?
  • JamboWayOh 16 Aug 2018 19:48:49 14,754 posts
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    I wouldn't be surprised if Technogel was just some Italian guys in the factory spaffing their load into a variety of pillows and mattresses and then laughing as the cash rolls in.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 19:49:40 16-08-2018
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:52:26 27,362 posts
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    Enjoy your bed poverty guys, maybe one day you'll be able to get a decent bed.

    Only maybe.
  • FWB 16 Aug 2018 19:53:15 56,179 posts
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    I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
  • neilka 16 Aug 2018 19:53:59 22,658 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    I wouldn't be surprised if Technogel was just some Italian guys in the factory spaffing their load into a variety of pillows and mattresses and then laughing as the cash rolls in.

    "Cement"

    Edited by neilka at 19:54:17 16-08-2018
  • JamboWayOh 16 Aug 2018 19:54:21 14,754 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Enjoy your bed poverty guys, maybe one day you'll be able to get a decent bed.

    Only maybe.
    /Ecosse puts on Ray Bans and pops a wheelie on his motorbike
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 19:58:56 27,362 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
    Is that a mattress brand?

    Do you guys seriously not try mattresses before buying?
  • FWB 16 Aug 2018 20:00:15 56,179 posts
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    Yep. And I did. But it also has 100 day no questions return.
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    No questions asked? Interesting...
  • JamboWayOh 16 Aug 2018 20:02:16 14,754 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Yep. And I did. But it also has 100 day no questions return.
    Does it have the cooling properties of spunk.... I mean Technogel in it?
  • SnackPlissken 16 Aug 2018 20:03:40 1,141 posts
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    No questions? So you've stained it with jizz...
  • Pilot83 16 Aug 2018 20:04:25 82 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
    Is that a mattress brand?

    Do you guys seriously not try mattresses before buying?
    The plural alone irks me. MattressES? Well, hallo there, Mr. fancy-pants! I've had a euro-pallet for a bed since I was a wee lad and I'm coughing blood just like the best of 'em... :/
  • Deleted user 16 August 2018 20:04:54
    I'm currently looking at developing my own. So far I'm testing using white toblerone, flip flop soles and thistle.
  • SnackPlissken 16 Aug 2018 20:07:00 1,141 posts
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    Sleep on your sheets, chill on your pillow, dream on your mattress (whether you are human or hound) — you can try all the products in the comfort of your home for 100 nights from the day you receive them. This post-purchase, risk-free 100-night trial serves as our return policy. If you decide that your Casper mattress is not for you, we’ll send a courier over to remove the product from your home and either donate it to a local charity or have it recycled.
    Crazy.
  • JoeBlade 16 Aug 2018 20:07:44 4,464 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    Yep. And I did. But it also has 100 day no questions return.
    Does it have the cooling properties of spunk.... I mean Technogel in it?
    Man milk has cooling properties? WHAAAAA???

    /wanks furiously over pillow
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 20:08:03 29,773 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
    Is that a mattress brand?

    Do you guys seriously not try mattresses before buying?
    Well you spent months "researching" only to buy a mattress with an inherent design flaw.

    So...
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 20:10:03 27,362 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Yep. And I did. But it also has 100 day no questions return.
    Cool.
    I took the mattress before my Tempur back.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Aug 2018 20:10:59 27,362 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
    Is that a mattress brand?

    Do you guys seriously not try mattresses before buying?
    Well you spent months "researching" only to buy a mattress with an inherent design flaw.

    So...
    You're beyond boring now.
  • nickthegun 16 Aug 2018 20:11:03 78,560 posts
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    I've got a tempur matress and one of the new online clones in the spare room and you would genuinely be hard pressed to tell the difference other than to your bank balance.
  • FWB 16 Aug 2018 20:12:45 56,179 posts
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    There's something in there about cooling, but not sure if it's spunk/gel. I need a new mattress, I tried it, I can defecate on it and return it, I bought it.
  • Deleted user 16 August 2018 20:14:00
    nickthegun wrote:
    I've got a tempur matress and one of the new online clones in the spare room and you would genuinely be hard matressed to tell the difference other than to your bank balance.
    Fixed.
  • Load_2.0 16 Aug 2018 20:14:09 29,773 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    I've just ordered a Casper. That'll do me.
    Is that a mattress brand?

    Do you guys seriously not try mattresses before buying?
    Well you spent months "researching" only to buy a mattress with an inherent design flaw.

    So...
    You're beyond boring now.
    Fine but if I was you I would be checking to make sure one side wasn't dipping.

    After months of research you don't want to be mucking about with returns.
  • Fake_Blood 16 Aug 2018 20:16:52 9,682 posts
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    I just sleep on the ground, it's firm and cool.
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