The Witcher - Netflix series Page 4

  • Ror 19 Dec 2019 22:01:01 20,336 posts
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    Do we know what time it'll be available?
  • Deleted user 19 December 2019 22:10:26
    @Ror 8am UK time is expected.
  • JamboWayOh 19 Dec 2019 22:32:15 25,236 posts
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    @MightyPirate

    Rereg?
  • BigOrkWaaagh 19 Dec 2019 22:45:22 10,554 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    @MightyPirate

    Rereg?
    Pegleg

    (It's got to be Guybrush)

    Edited by BigOrkWaaagh at 22:46:06 19-12-2019
  • Deleted user 19 December 2019 23:28:38
    BigOrkWaaagh wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    @MightyPirate

    Rereg?
    Pegleg

    (It's got to be Guybrush)
    Yes this is Guybrush.

    I unfortunately suffer now and then from very bad migraines which mess up my head and make my mood plummet to the floor. Most of the time I'm able to keep a check on myself and be aware it will pass but at rare times I can't. At those times I am not in a good place at all and tend to emoquit.

    One of the easiest ways of telling I've got a really messed up head from a migraine is finding myself hovering over the quit button.

    Sorry. Don't like adding to any drama here and I kept away a while as I was embarrassed.
  • Ror 20 Dec 2019 03:06:47 20,336 posts
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    Thank god its guybrush and not another pirate.

    Cheers for the time!
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Dec 2019 06:36:55 14,394 posts
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    Oh I don't know, I'd love to hear Vizzini's take on the current political climate.
  • JamboWayOh 20 Dec 2019 07:35:56 25,236 posts
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    @MightyPirate

    No need to be embarrassed mate, you've done nothing wrong. Glad you're back.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2019 08:02:19
    And it is up....
  • Deleted user 20 December 2019 08:02:50
    That's my day sorted ..

    And thanks.
  • Decks 20 Dec 2019 08:04:01 31,013 posts
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    And finished. Was pretty good. Really slow start but picks up about half way through episode 3. Found the dinosaur a bit odd though? Maybe it's in the books.
  • JamboWayOh 20 Dec 2019 08:12:36 25,236 posts
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    SATIRE
  • creepiest-lizard 20 Dec 2019 08:13:31 2,977 posts
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    The books are full of fucking dinosaurs.
    Geralt finds out his parents are dinosaurs in the last book
  • Decks 20 Dec 2019 08:19:48 31,013 posts
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    The reviews are looking mixed. Shit story but excellent fight scenes and violence by the looks of it. A lot of toxic masculinity and supernatural incels as well according to the Guardian.
  • creepiest-lizard 20 Dec 2019 08:24:24 2,977 posts
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    I have to say, I love the books and the games but looking at that trailer..meh, isn't the trailer supposed to make you want to see it? I'll still watch it later and it might well be decent but purely from the trailer it seems very underwhelming.
    Oh, and Cavill is a terrible choice for Geralt. Purely from a physical perspective he's too fucking bulky/muscular and his voice is all wrong
  • Decks 20 Dec 2019 08:31:52 31,013 posts
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    I've never found the world of the Witcher particularly interesting so I can go in and be content with 8 hours of tits and violence.


    It has made me start the Witcher 3 again though. I still think the gameplay is pretty awful but I'm determined to get through it this time. It looks pretty hot in 4K HDR too.
  • creepiest-lizard 20 Dec 2019 08:38:12 2,977 posts
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    Yeah, I started The witcher 3 again a few days ago. The combats a bit floaty and controlling the horse is as much a ballache as I remember but its worth playing through for the little stories here and there and the writing, I think. And its still beautiful to just wander through the world
  • JamboWayOh 20 Dec 2019 08:42:44 25,236 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    The reviews are looking mixed. Shit story but excellent fight scenes and violence by the looks of it. A lot of toxic masculinity and supernatural incels as well according to the Guardian.
    I don't think you could call the Guardian piece a review tbh.
  • Frogofdoom 20 Dec 2019 08:58:40 17,973 posts
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    It's a tricky one because most netflix viewers probably have no idea about who Geralt is, gamers and book readers feel like they know him really well. That makes it awkward for season 1 as they cant make assumptions about anyone knowing the characters. I know it's the same for any adaptation but this is a character with a really fleshed out story across 2 different mediums. I would take pretty with good fight scenes and a decent season 2 setup which by the reviews I have seen seems to be the case.
  • johnnyrocketfingers 20 Dec 2019 09:11:10 380 posts
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    Watching episode 1 atm...I'm wondering if people get the time jumps between the two initial story lines.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 20 Dec 2019 09:11:40 33,974 posts
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    I hope he wanders around collecting bawdy 1970s nude playing cards in this for true authenticity.
  • johnnyrocketfingers 20 Dec 2019 09:37:53 380 posts
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    Hell yeah, that Butcher of Blaviken sequence.
  • Bichii 20 Dec 2019 09:59:54 4,672 posts
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    God you're so negative all the time, I'm bad but by comparison you make me seem like a super happy rainbow care bear. :)
  • creepiest-lizard 20 Dec 2019 10:02:31 2,977 posts
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    Rainbow care bears might seem happy but they're screaming inside
  • Mark1412 20 Dec 2019 10:11:40 2,336 posts
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    Watched the first two. The fights are really good but the writing is dire and I'm not sure about the casting.
  • johnnyrocketfingers 20 Dec 2019 10:13:04 380 posts
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    Did your mother f--- a snowman?
  • neilka 20 Dec 2019 10:18:49 24,021 posts
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    Any milkers?
  • johnnyrocketfingers 20 Dec 2019 10:32:14 380 posts
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    Well it's obvious there are different threads, the camera cuts to an entirely new scene; seperate location and characters. I don't think you're being genuine at all!
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