The Official EG Secret Santa, 2018 Edition Page 5

  • retro74 20 Dec 2018 14:32:57 3,802 posts
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    Mine arrived earlier, direct from the Amazon Santa 🎅

    I opened the corner of the cardboard packaging and could see the gift wrap so it’s safely under the tree now 🎄
  • CosmicFuzz 20 Dec 2018 14:49:07 32,632 posts
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    Rusty_M wrote:
    It was me who got Muttler the ill-judged book and ruined Christmas
    :lol:
  • Salaman 20 Dec 2018 15:14:25 24,162 posts
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    Well, ok then. I guess in absence of any real reason for shunning, we'll have to shun Rusty for his choice of gift from 2 years ago.

    /shuns
  • LegendaryApe 20 Dec 2018 15:18:06 2,500 posts
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    Rusty_M wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    Rusty_M wrote:
    My gift arrived yesterday. I opened the mailing package to find a parcel, a card and a box of Celebrations. Thank you Santa/XGen.
    Did you get started on the Celebrations?
    I have not. And they're out of reach of the dog.
    Was the dreaded Festive Snake of Penetration not hidden in a tub of celebrations one year? I think Sharz was the recipient.
  • Flying_Pig 20 Dec 2018 18:28:51 16,956 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Bollocks! I was hoping you'd gotten started on them and we could finally shun someone.
    Well, if you're all looking for someone to shun, the wrapping on my gift was slightly torn on it's epic international journey and I did see a small part of the contents.

    However, it was just a black box so I've no idea what it is and didn't tear the paper any more...

    :honest:
  • RyanDS 20 Dec 2018 18:47:08 14,074 posts
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    I feel bad now. I got my gift sent direct as I didn’t think it would arrive on time if it came via me so the recipient doesn’t get to have fancy gift wrap or a note as the company flat out refused to help out.

    Also they refused to leave out the invoice etc so not so secret. 😡
  • CosmicFuzz 20 Dec 2018 18:48:48 32,632 posts
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    Flying_Pig wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    Bollocks! I was hoping you'd gotten started on them and we could finally shun someone.
    Well, if you're all looking for someone to shun, the wrapping on my gift was slightly torn on it's epic international journey and I did see a small part of the contents.

    However, it was just a black box so I've no idea what it is and didn't tear the paper any more...

    :honest:
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    Shuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!
  • CosmicFuzz 20 Dec 2018 18:49:32 32,632 posts
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    Also, black box? Big enough to fit a...
  • RyanDS 21 Dec 2018 07:50:17 14,074 posts
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    Oooh. Present has just arrived. Postie turned up when I was in the shower. Huge heavy box that rattles.

    I am hoping for xxl size colon snake!
  • Salaman 21 Dec 2018 09:25:16 24,162 posts
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    Flying_Pig wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    Bollocks! I was hoping you'd gotten started on them and we could finally shun someone.
    Well, if you're all looking for someone to shun, the wrapping on my gift was slightly torn on it's epic international journey and I did see a small part of the contents.

    However, it was just a black box so I've no idea what it is and didn't tear the paper any more...

    :honest:
    That's good enough for me!

  • Salaman 21 Dec 2018 09:25:56 24,162 posts
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    LegendaryApe wrote:
    Rusty_M wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    Rusty_M wrote:
    My gift arrived yesterday. I opened the mailing package to find a parcel, a card and a box of Celebrations. Thank you Santa/XGen.
    Did you get started on the Celebrations?
    I have not. And they're out of reach of the dog.
    Was the dreaded Festive Snake of Penetration not hidden in a tub of celebrations one year? I think Sharz was the recipient.
    Yeah and it took aaaages for the snake to reveal itself.
  • Rivuzu 21 Dec 2018 10:31:11 18,424 posts
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    Received last night! :D
  • CosmicFuzz 21 Dec 2018 10:41:09 32,632 posts
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    Yes but has your gift arrived yet?
  • Flying_Pig 21 Dec 2018 10:47:32 16,956 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    Also, black box? Big enough to fit a...
    O_O
  • garsync 21 Dec 2018 12:59:08 290 posts
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    Last day for first class was yesterday, so it looks like a few of us will be getting late pressies, if the tracker is up to date. :(

    Is that a reverse shun or something? I will try not to cry into my empty stocking on Christmas morning.
  • Salaman 21 Dec 2018 13:50:19 24,162 posts
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    garsync wrote:
    Last day for first class was yesterday, so it looks like a few of us will be getting late pressies, if the tracker is up to date. :(

    Is that a reverse shun or something? I will try not to wank into my empty stocking on Christmas morning.
    Jeez man, have some standards!
  • Rivuzu 21 Dec 2018 14:07:47 18,424 posts
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    Next Day should still deliver on time though? Right?

    RIGHT?!
  • garsync 21 Dec 2018 17:37:14 290 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    garsync wrote:
    Last day for first class was yesterday, so it looks like a few of us will be getting late pressies, if the tracker is up to date. :(

    Is that a reverse shun or something? I will try not to wank into my empty stocking on Christmas morning.
    Jeez man, have some standards!
    XD
  • ibenam 21 Dec 2018 17:48:59 3,508 posts
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    Just picked mine up from post office. Its shoe box sized with a chrimbo card at the front :)
  • CosmicFuzz 21 Dec 2018 23:58:00 32,632 posts
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    Update from me: I have finally been able to pick up my parcel from next door (they're never in!) and can confirm I have my pressies safely wrapped under the tree!

    Lots of boxes to unwrap on Tuesday! And nice chocolates to eat meantime! Cheers Santa! :)
  • boo 22 Dec 2018 11:38:19 13,901 posts
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    Front page updated with everything I know about. I will chase a few people just to find out what's going on.

    Also - my pressie arrived!! \o/
  • Deleted user 22 December 2018 12:30:36
    @boo Edna fro....boo I have my parcel sir
  • RyanDS 22 Dec 2018 15:46:31 14,074 posts
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    I will be shunned I know but I will have to open my presents this evening. Going to my folks for Christmas and don’t have room to take with me.
    😳
  • CosmicFuzz 22 Dec 2018 15:55:44 32,632 posts
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    Wow. The balls on this guy.
  • drhcnip 22 Dec 2018 16:57:16 6,573 posts
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  • RyanDS 22 Dec 2018 17:10:43 14,074 posts
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    drhcnip wrote:
    Hey! Not yet. Give me an hour
  • Flying_Pig 22 Dec 2018 17:43:32 16,956 posts
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    RyanDS wrote:
    I will be shunned I know but I will have to open my presents this evening. Going to my folks for Christmas and don’t have room to take with me.
    😳
    Shunning robes at the ready, lads
  • RyanDS 22 Dec 2018 17:56:16 14,074 posts
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    And wow. Someone has genuinely put a lot of thought and effort into this. Top man! (Or woman, but this is EG so I assume man)

    Lots of sweets, a box of Jaffa cakes and a book about good motorbike rides around Europe. Considering I am planning a European trip at the moment this is genuinely thoughtful and useful. Thank you so much.

    /shunning May begin.
  • drhcnip 22 Dec 2018 18:06:56 6,573 posts
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    ah,ok....

  • Salaman 23 Dec 2018 17:42:02 24,162 posts
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    RyanDS wrote:
    I will be shunned I know but I will have to open my presents this evening. Going to my folks for Christmas and don’t have room to take with me.
    😳
    Whow, what a load of bullshit!

    clearly afraid to unpack an EG colon snake in front of your parents
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