The mince pies are shit thread. Page 8

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  • Load_2.0 6 Dec 2019 08:11:49 33,582 posts
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    This is not OK.

    Maybe we would have "bean" better off under an ISIS caliphate.

    Then there wouldn't be this sort of culinary deviance.
  • TechnoHippy 6 Dec 2019 08:16:21 19,245 posts
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    Christmas with savages - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6783muFuJ1w
  • elstoof 6 Dec 2019 08:19:01 28,125 posts
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    Bean slurry slowly cooked in the heat of the desert was known in antiquity as “myrrh” and it is one of the three gifts brought to our Lord baby Jesus upon his birth. Gold for wealth, frankincense just for smelling good and sun dried baked beans for sustenance
  • JamboWayOh 6 Dec 2019 08:34:11 25,236 posts
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    Who knew there were so many fucking deviants in this forum. We definitely need some re-education camps in this country.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 08:35:00 06-12-2019
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2019 09:41:51 12,595 posts
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    Might take my first ever trip into Aldi
    https://www.aldi.co.uk/two-metre-long-pig-in-blanket/p/021470322510200

    Hopefully they sell giant thermos flasks too.
  • wuntyate 6 Dec 2019 09:43:03 17,493 posts
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    That would double up as a sausage whip. Should you have need of a sausage whip on Christmas Day.
  • elstoof 6 Dec 2019 09:50:47 28,125 posts
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    More impressive is finding a bacon rasher long enough to wrap it
  • monkman76 6 Dec 2019 09:51:23 18,987 posts
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    wuntyphyve wrote:
    That would double up as a sausage whip. Should you have need of a sausage whip on Christmas Day.
    It's what you get for winning Phattso's pigwhip thread.
  • smoothpete 6 Dec 2019 10:06:18 37,743 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Might take my first ever trip into Aldi
    https://www.aldi.co.uk/two-metre-long-pig-in-blanket/p/021470322510200

    Hopefully they sell giant thermos flasks too.
    I bought 2 of these this morning! Pretty excited, might put bean slurry on them
  • nickthegun 6 Dec 2019 10:09:53 87,711 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    billythekid wrote:
    Might take my first ever trip into Aldi
    https://www.aldi.co.uk/two-metre-long-pig-in-blanket/p/021470322510200

    Hopefully they sell giant thermos flasks too.
    I bought 2 of these this morning! Pretty excited, might put bean slurry on them
    Get yourself a hash brown the size of a 12” vinyl and you’ve got yourself a cooked breakfast that could fix any hangover.
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2019 10:13:01 12,595 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    billythekid wrote:
    Might take my first ever trip into Aldi
    https://www.aldi.co.uk/two-metre-long-pig-in-blanket/p/021470322510200

    Hopefully they sell giant thermos flasks too.
    I bought 2 of these this morning! Pretty excited, might put bean slurry on them
    Get yourself a hash brown the size of a 12” vinyl and you’ve got yourself a cooked breakfast that could fix any hangover.
    Fried ostrich egg needed as well.
  • retro74 6 Dec 2019 10:36:48 3,798 posts
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    I'm not sure the phrase "bean slurry" captures the true deliciousness of the actual concoction
  • Decks 6 Dec 2019 10:38:34 31,013 posts
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    It is a slurry of beans to be fair though. Is it normally served in an urn?
  • smoothpete 6 Dec 2019 10:46:30 37,743 posts
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    retro74 wrote:
    I'm not sure the phrase "bean slurry" captures the true deliciousness of the actual concoction
    Fart sludge?
  • wuntyate 6 Dec 2019 11:08:34 17,493 posts
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    Beanslush can be served however you want it to be served. In an urn, on the back of a prone horse, straight out the pot, poured directly into the gullet. Anything.

    I'm not calling it bean slurry, that's just insulting.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2019 14:59:24
    wuntyphyve wrote:
    ... on the back of a prone horse, straight out the pot, poured directly into the gullet. Anything...
    Stood at school waiting to pick kids up and I'm tearing up trying to not laugh out loud at the random prone horse covered in thick tasty beans...

    Edited by crashVoodoo at 15:00:12 06-12-2019
  • JamboWayOh 6 Dec 2019 15:02:55 25,236 posts
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    crashVoodoo wrote:
    wuntyphyve wrote:
    ... on the back of a prone horse, straight out the pot, poured directly into the gullet. Anything...
    Stood at school waiting to pick kids up and I'm tearing up trying to not laugh out loud at the random prone horse covered in thick tasty beans...
    Hopefully they're your kids....
  • Deleted user 6 December 2019 15:05:17
    God yeah, my own are annoying can't be doing with some other fuckers as well

    Edited by crashVoodoo at 15:05:31 06-12-2019
  • Decks 4 Oct 2020 22:42:43 31,013 posts
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  • dfunked09 4 Oct 2020 22:56:22 2,406 posts
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    I don't mind mince pies, but in October???!?

    Get s fucking grip!
  • Saul_Iscariot 4 Oct 2020 23:03:48 4,399 posts
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    @dfunked09 Jesus was born in September, so we are already late to the party. Even the fucking adverts seem to have taken this year off. But mince pies are shit.
  • SolidSCB 4 Oct 2020 23:04:57 16,771 posts
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    I wish I hadn't gone back a few pages. Learning people put bean paste on turkey has just topped off 2020 for me.
  • RawShark 4 Oct 2020 23:08:28 2,202 posts
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    Rottentomatoes and Oscar nominations - for a Christmas treat - would say otherwise.
  • neilka 4 Oct 2020 23:19:31 24,021 posts
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    I hear Waitrose are dropping mince pies and just doing bean slurry pies this year.
  • askew 4 Oct 2020 23:21:07 24,121 posts
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    RawShark wrote:
    Rottentomatoes and Oscar nominations - for a Christmas treat - would say otherwise.
    😂👏
  • Syrette 4 Oct 2020 23:28:26 51,181 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    I hear Waitrose are dropping mince pies and just doing bean slurry pies this year.
    By Heston?
  • nudistpete 4 Oct 2020 23:42:29 1,273 posts
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    This thread is awful and anyone who thinks mince pies are shit should be cancelled. Mince pies cure coronaviruses, President Trump has a representative from Mr Kipling's roughly inserting whole six packs of mince pies into his rectal cavity right now.
  • Rogueywon 4 Oct 2020 23:56:56 12,387 posts
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    nudistpete wrote:
    This thread is awful and anyone who thinks mince pies are shit should be cancelled. Mince pies cure coronaviruses, President Trump has a representative from Mr Kipling's roughly inserting whole six packs of mince pies into his rectal cavity right now.
    Which is funny, because they use bits of waxy resin peeled off his bum-crack for the supposed bits of "orange rind" you get in mince pies.
  • X201 5 Oct 2020 06:21:38 22,150 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    nudistpete wrote:
    This thread is awful and anyone who thinks mince pies are shit should be cancelled. Mince pies cure coronaviruses, President Trump has a representative from Mr Kipling's roughly inserting whole six packs of mince pies into his rectal cavity right now.
    Which is funny, because they use bits of waxy resin peeled off his bum-crack for the supposed bits of "orange rind" you get in mince pies.
    Fake news
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