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This is not OK. Maybe we would have "bean" better off under an ISIS caliphate. Then there wouldn't be this sort of culinary deviance. |
The mince pies are shit thread. • Page 8
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Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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TechnoHippy 19,245 posts
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Registered 18 years agoChristmas with savages - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6783muFuJ1w -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoBean slurry slowly cooked in the heat of the desert was known in antiquity as “myrrh” and it is one of the three gifts brought to our Lord baby Jesus upon his birth. Gold for wealth, frankincense just for smelling good and sun dried baked beans for sustenance -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoWho knew there were so many fucking deviants in this forum. We definitely need some re-education camps in this country.
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billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMight take my first ever trip into Aldi
https://www.aldi.co.uk/two-metre-long-pig-in-blanket/p/021470322510200
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wuntyate 17,493 posts
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Registered 8 years agoThat would double up as a sausage whip. Should you have need of a sausage whip on Christmas Day. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoMore impressive is finding a bacon rasher long enough to wrap it -
monkman76 18,987 posts
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Registered 13 years agowuntyphyve wrote:
It's what you get for winning Phattso's pigwhip thread.
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smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agobillythekid wrote:
I bought 2 of these this morning! Pretty excited, might put bean slurry on them
Might take my first ever trip into Aldi
https://www.aldi.co.uk/two-metre-long-pig-in-blanket/p/021470322510200
Hopefully they sell giant thermos flasks too. -
nickthegun 87,711 posts
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Registered 16 years agosmoothpete wrote:
Get yourself a hash brown the size of a 12” vinyl and you’ve got yourself a cooked breakfast that could fix any hangover.
billythekid wrote:
I bought 2 of these this morning! Pretty excited, might put bean slurry on them
Might take my first ever trip into Aldi
https://www.aldi.co.uk/two-metre-long-pig-in-blanket/p/021470322510200
Hopefully they sell giant thermos flasks too. -
billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agonickthegun wrote:
Fried ostrich egg needed as well.
smoothpete wrote:
Get yourself a hash brown the size of a 12” vinyl and you’ve got yourself a cooked breakfast that could fix any hangover.
billythekid wrote:
I bought 2 of these this morning! Pretty excited, might put bean slurry on them
Might take my first ever trip into Aldi
https://www.aldi.co.uk/two-metre-long-pig-in-blanket/p/021470322510200
Hopefully they sell giant thermos flasks too. -
retro74 3,798 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI'm not sure the phrase "bean slurry" captures the true deliciousness of the actual concoction -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoIt is a slurry of beans to be fair though. Is it normally served in an urn? -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoretro74 wrote:
Fart sludge?
I'm not sure the phrase "bean slurry" captures the true deliciousness of the actual concoction -
wuntyate 17,493 posts
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Registered 8 years agoBeanslush can be served however you want it to be served. In an urn, on the back of a prone horse, straight out the pot, poured directly into the gullet. Anything.
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wuntyphyve wrote:
Stood at school waiting to pick kids up and I'm tearing up trying to not laugh out loud at the random prone horse covered in thick tasty beans...
... on the back of a prone horse, straight out the pot, poured directly into the gullet. Anything...
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JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agocrashVoodoo wrote:
Hopefully they're your kids....
wuntyphyve wrote:
Stood at school waiting to pick kids up and I'm tearing up trying to not laugh out loud at the random prone horse covered in thick tasty beans...
... on the back of a prone horse, straight out the pot, poured directly into the gullet. Anything... -
God yeah, my own are annoying can't be doing with some other fuckers as well
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Decks 31,013 posts
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dfunked09 2,406 posts
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Registered 1 year agoI don't mind mince pies, but in October???!?
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Saul_Iscariot 4,399 posts
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Registered 9 years ago@dfunked09 Jesus was born in September, so we are already late to the party. Even the fucking adverts seem to have taken this year off. But mince pies are shit. -
SolidSCB 16,771 posts
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Registered 12 years agoI wish I hadn't gone back a few pages. Learning people put bean paste on turkey has just topped off 2020 for me. -
RawShark 2,202 posts
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Registered 10 years agoRottentomatoes and Oscar nominations - for a Christmas treat - would say otherwise. -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI hear Waitrose are dropping mince pies and just doing bean slurry pies this year. -
askew 24,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoRawShark wrote:
😂👏
Rottentomatoes and Oscar nominations - for a Christmas treat - would say otherwise. -
Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoneilka wrote:
By Heston?
I hear Waitrose are dropping mince pies and just doing bean slurry pies this year. -
nudistpete 1,273 posts
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Registered 4 years agoThis thread is awful and anyone who thinks mince pies are shit should be cancelled. Mince pies cure coronaviruses, President Trump has a representative from Mr Kipling's roughly inserting whole six packs of mince pies into his rectal cavity right now. -
Rogueywon 12,387 posts
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Registered 16 years agonudistpete wrote:
Which is funny, because they use bits of waxy resin peeled off his bum-crack for the supposed bits of "orange rind" you get in mince pies.
This thread is awful and anyone who thinks mince pies are shit should be cancelled. Mince pies cure coronaviruses, President Trump has a representative from Mr Kipling's roughly inserting whole six packs of mince pies into his rectal cavity right now. -
Rogueywon wrote:
Fake news
nudistpete wrote:
Which is funny, because they use bits of waxy resin peeled off his bum-crack for the supposed bits of "orange rind" you get in mince pies.
This thread is awful and anyone who thinks mince pies are shit should be cancelled. Mince pies cure coronaviruses, President Trump has a representative from Mr Kipling's roughly inserting whole six packs of mince pies into his rectal cavity right now.
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