Happy Men's Day

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  • sport 19 Nov 2018 11:43:47 14,998 posts
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    This is our day, lads!

    GO US!!!
  • fontgeeksogood 19 Nov 2018 11:48:13 6,093 posts
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    When's International Women's Day tho
  • Fake_Blood 19 Nov 2018 12:04:30 9,503 posts
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    Free prostate exams for everyone.
  • neilka 19 Nov 2018 12:07:27 22,536 posts
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    Are you suggesting that this forum isn't a perfectly healthy balance of genders?
  • Deleted user 19 November 2018 12:09:39
    I'm hoping I'm everyone's second favourite pretend woman on the forum.
  • challenge_hanukkah 19 Nov 2018 12:11:34 10,766 posts
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    Bichii has been awfully quiet lately.
  • Vortex808 19 Nov 2018 12:30:21 13,186 posts
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    She'll be working hard on a new art installation I'm sure.

    Edited by Vortex808 at 12:30:31 19-11-2018
  • Jono62 19 Nov 2018 13:09:37 22,259 posts
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    @Vortex808 Whilst taking care of her 5 kids.
  • elstoof 19 Nov 2018 13:11:40 23,223 posts
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    Making hotdogs and opening beers for the builders like all good Muslim women do on menís day
  • nudistpete 19 Nov 2018 13:30:36 675 posts
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    What the correct way to celebrate? Nude whilst asserting our privilege?
  • Deleted user 19 November 2018 13:33:37
    You get to call all women darling for the day and have permission to shout "Show us yer tits love" to one barmaid.
  • up_the_ante 19 Nov 2018 13:34:26 1,030 posts
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    Nude burping I think
  • fontgeeksogood 19 Nov 2018 13:35:45 6,093 posts
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    I think you're allowed to gender shame bichii all day
  • nudistpete 19 Nov 2018 13:36:48 675 posts
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    whatfruitlivesagain wrote:
    You get to call all women darling for the day
    That's no good for us who live in Stoke, we're contractually obliged to call people of all sexes "me duck".
  • mothercruncher 19 Nov 2018 13:39:55 16,216 posts
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    Iím breaking out my BIg D nuts packaging and going for the motherfucking nipple packet.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 19 Nov 2018 13:40:38 10,270 posts
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    YORKIES ALL ROUND
  • technotica 19 Nov 2018 13:57:39 612 posts
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    I thought today is world toilet day?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Toilet_Day

    Are you telling me world toilet day is mens day?

    Edited by technotica at 13:57:52 19-11-2018
  • dominalien 19 Nov 2018 14:43:41 9,140 posts
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    Thereís some frightening numbers in that Wikipedia article. I really like the sound of open defecation. Is it anything like the beloved open carry?
  • Fake_Blood 19 Nov 2018 15:00:34 9,503 posts
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    In GiantBombís unprofessional fridays there was a thing about breaking into someoneís house, not stealing anything but breaking all their toilets. Like it would be the ultimate evil thing to do.
    What would you guys do if it happened to you? Weekend at a hotel? Ask the neighbors if you can you use theirs?
    I was thinking about it, and to be honest, Iíd probably shit in a bucket or something for a weekend.
  • fontgeeksogood 19 Nov 2018 15:05:23 6,093 posts
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    Piss in the sinks and shit in the yard like normal
  • neilka 19 Nov 2018 21:43:46 22,536 posts
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    #jesuisgazza
  • Deleted user 19 November 2018 21:44:11
    Everyone can manspread on trains and let their bollocks breath without ridicule.
  • THFourteen 19 Nov 2018 22:02:14 52,002 posts
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    To celebrate menís day I ate a massive burger and bacon and cheese chips for lunch and nachos, five beers and a spicy chicken rice and cheese dish for dinner

    So

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  • Youthist 19 Nov 2018 22:11:22 13,783 posts
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    Wasnít metaldog the most popular female ever on here? No idea what happened to her or if she still posts under a different name.
  • mrpon 19 Nov 2018 22:22:13 35,220 posts
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    My morning was "happy" oh yes, with her left hand as well. What is this witchcraft, even I can't manage it.
  • Carlo 19 Nov 2018 22:23:23 20,538 posts
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    Men don't need no 'day' to be happy.
  • Dirtbox 19 Nov 2018 22:40:04 91,099 posts
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    My white male privilege guilt is too intense to feel anything other than crippling self loathing on a day like this.
  • richardiox 19 Nov 2018 22:48:19 7,701 posts
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    @Micky_Burns

    Gazzas reputation has been in tatters for years. I can totally imagine him pissed up on a train letching over some poor woman.

    Edited by richardiox at 22:48:33 19-11-2018
  • Goban 19 Nov 2018 22:50:42 9,974 posts
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    Should be international not man's day, we should have one day a year not to be responsible for...and relax.
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