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The all new Official Christmas Thread • Page 11
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richardiox 10,099 posts
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JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agoFinished dinner, was pretty fucking lovely! Can't move now. -
RyanDS 14,074 posts
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Registered 13 years agoDie hard downloaded. New 4K 55 inch tv. A bottle of glenlivet. My evening is sorted. -
askew 24,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoH1ggyLTD wrote:
Battlefield later?
Happy Christmas everybody x
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macmurphy 4,448 posts
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Jono62 27,357 posts
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Registered 13 years ago@Frogofdoom How's your dad doing? -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoHe has a collapsed lung which isn't quite inflating properly but they are hoping that improves when he can start moving around more. The irregular heartbeat and the other issues seem under control now and he is out of intensive care so could be worse. Didn't think much or his Christmas dinner at the hospital though, but at least they had a go at making one for all the patients. Must say the intensive care nurses are just incredible people, we have some presents arriving to drop into them to say thanks. -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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The neonatal nurses who looked after my boy for 7 weeks were fucking amazing. I’ll never forget any of them. -
JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Hoping your dad recovers Frog, Christmas love to you and the family man. -
simpleexplodingmaybe 19,992 posts
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Registered 6 years agoCurrent status: in-laws both a quite pissed but Call The Midwife settling everyone into a quiet slump
The pets are still at war -
challenge_hanukkah 14,400 posts
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Registered 8 years agoThe water in Leeds has left me constipated and uncomfortable.
A satisfying bowel evacuation would be a very welcome late present.
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simpleexplodingmaybe 19,992 posts
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Registered 6 years agochallenge_hanukkah wrote:
I wish I'd saved up a big one, four smaller drops has left my crack proper sandpapered
The water in Leeds has left me constipated and uncomfortable.
A satisfying bowel evacuation would be a very welcome late present. -
THFourteen 54,987 posts
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Registered 16 years agosimpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
Bake off is on here. Starting to look like I might be stuck watching Eastenders on my phone later
Current status: in-laws both a quite pissed but Call The Midwife settling everyone into a quiet slump
The pets are still at war
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RyanDS 14,074 posts
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Registered 13 years agoWell fuck. I suddenly love Christmas again. Popped out for a smoke. Bumped into a very pretty Japanese girl I have seen around a few times but never met.
She asked me if I was the guy with the motorbike. Got chatting and she is from Japan, loved bikes, a big MotoGP fan and lives two doors down from me.
Christmas miracles do happen. -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoSo, my in-laws are BIG fans of Bolsonaro. Fuck Christmas -
ChocNut 2,471 posts
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Registered 18 years ago@RyanDS Good stuff -
JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agoRyanDS wrote:
This is like something out of Love Actually. Minus the inappropriate behavior.
Well fuck. I suddenly love Christmas again. Popped out for a smoke. Bumped into a very pretty Japanese girl I have seen around a few times but never met.
She asked me if I was the guy with the motorbike. Got chatting and she is from Japan, loved bikes, a big MotoGP fan and lives two doors down from me.
Christmas miracles do happen. -
JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agofontgeeksogood wrote:
Hang on, Bolsonaro is a bit of a homophobe. How does that work?
So, my in-laws are BIG fans of Bolsonaro. Fuck Christmas -
Jono62 27,357 posts
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Registered 13 years agofontgeeksogood wrote:
Poor PES. Come back to Clapham.
So, my in-laws are BIG fans of Bolsonaro. Fuck Christmas -
arty 890 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJust distract them with on one of your shiny watches.
Ooo shiny. Mmmmm.
(Sorry that's all I got, not much help tbh) -
RyanDS 14,074 posts
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Registered 13 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
On the plus side, anyone who knows me would know I just described my dream woman in every detail.
RyanDS wrote:
This is like something out of Love Actually. Minus the inappropriate behavior.
Well fuck. I suddenly love Christmas again. Popped out for a smoke. Bumped into a very pretty Japanese girl I have seen around a few times but never met.
She asked me if I was the guy with the motorbike. Got chatting and she is from Japan, loved bikes, a big MotoGP fan and lives two doors down from me.
Christmas miracles do happen.
On the other... she’s probably married etc. But it is nice to meet someone knew with shared interests. So worst case I have met a new smoking buddy to have a decent chat with. -
challenge_hanukkah 14,400 posts
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Registered 8 years agoHow leggy is she? -
Jono62 27,357 posts
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Registered 13 years ago@RyanDS Was there a ring on her finger besides yours? -
JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agoRyanDS wrote:
I smell a romantic comedy scenario coming.
JamboWayOh wrote:
On the plus side, anyone who knows me would know I just described my dream woman in every detail.
RyanDS wrote:
This is like something out of Love Actually. Minus the inappropriate behavior.
Well fuck. I suddenly love Christmas again. Popped out for a smoke. Bumped into a very pretty Japanese girl I have seen around a few times but never met.
She asked me if I was the guy with the motorbike. Got chatting and she is from Japan, loved bikes, a big MotoGP fan and lives two doors down from me.
Christmas miracles do happen.
On the other... she’s probably married etc. But it is nice to meet someone knew with shared interests. So worst case I have met a new smoking buddy to have a decent chat with. -
arty 890 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDid you show her your helmet?
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RyanDS 14,074 posts
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Registered 13 years agoNope. But I did offer to take her for a ride.
/or not. As much as I would like to have made the joke I like not being on any lists. -
Show her your sushi roll.
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