|Seriously though, invite me round to your house to eat cabbage and sprouts and nervously poop in your soap-free toilet, it'll be a hoot|
The all new Official Christmas Thread • Page 16
You have to fuck my sister first. Soap free
Does she give decent head?
I find it unlikely to imagine a scenario where she shuts up long enough
ZuluHero 7,277 posts
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JamboWayOh wrote:He wrote "no soap" with it.
Obviously you smeared shit all over their walls and towels to teach them a lesson right?
Turtleheading the Imperial Leather logo as we speak
Just had a thought earlier, remember Gary glitters “rock and roll Christmas”. This has been washed from the annuls of time. Once was a classic that was just as likely to be heard as any other throughout the eighties and beyond.
I blame the kids personally. Looking all sexy “n” that.
simpleexplodingmaybe 9,654 posts
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fontgeeksogood wrote:I recently discovered that my BiL has been going to a nearby supermarket after dropping his kid off at the grandparents because he was too polite to dump in their house.
My brother in law ALWAYS has a shit at my house, regardless of visit length, and ALWAYS in the one shitter without a window to open.
He has now been granted full dumping privileges.
Do you pump pan pipe versions of all the classics into your bathroom to help loosen his Schincter? Such as “when will I be famous” as sung by bros and “eye of the tiger” by survivor?
Jono62 21,972 posts
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The Christmas period is almost over with just the shitness that is New Year's Eve. I'm doing what I do every year; staying at home, having a glass of champagne at midnight.
Edited by Jono62 at 21:52:54 31-12-2018
THFourteen 51,355 posts
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Fuck midnight, I can’t remember the last time I stayed up that late on NYE.
Teenagers next door having a party, sounds like fun.
I never understood why people celebrate news years day, like literally never, even when I was a kid. The calendar ticks over from Dec 31st to Jan 1st.
And? I don’t get it. Not to be overly judgmental but this seems like a celebration for plebs.
robc84 13,336 posts
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The eldest is insisting on staying up until midnight. I’m about ready for bed!
Been having a mario kart marathon to try to keep us up.
Rock and roll.
I really enjoy Christmas (which for me continues trough to the end of the year) but I don't really get with new years eve. It's okay, I don't hate it, just indifferent. I've spent the last few getting a takeaway with my folks and just chilling out. By 9pm we call it a night.
Then I spend a couple of hours watching TV, might have some whisky, but that's pretty much it.
You have friends, you enjoy NYE more.
So I heard
What, my mum doesn't count?
I could have friends, or I could watch reruns of pointless on Challenge TV.
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