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  • GoatApocalypse 27 Dec 2018 22:48:08 5,419 posts
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    Seriously though, invite me round to your house to eat cabbage and sprouts and nervously poop in your soap-free toilet, it'll be a hoot
  • fontgeeksogood 27 Dec 2018 22:49:30 5,288 posts
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    You have to fuck my sister first. Soap free
  • GoatApocalypse 27 Dec 2018 22:51:57 5,419 posts
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    Does she give decent head?
  • fontgeeksogood 27 Dec 2018 22:54:01 5,288 posts
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    I find it unlikely to imagine a scenario where she shuts up long enough
  • GoatApocalypse 27 Dec 2018 22:57:24 5,419 posts
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    Shame.
  • ZuluHero 27 Dec 2018 23:03:06 7,277 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Obviously you smeared shit all over their walls and towels to teach them a lesson right?
    He wrote "no soap" with it.
  • GoatApocalypse 27 Dec 2018 23:09:54 5,419 posts
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    Turtleheading the Imperial Leather logo as we speak
  • ChiefGB 28 Dec 2018 00:21:08 10,292 posts
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    Just had a thought earlier, remember Gary glitters “rock and roll Christmas”. This has been washed from the annuls of time. Once was a classic that was just as likely to be heard as any other throughout the eighties and beyond.

    I blame the kids personally. Looking all sexy “n” that.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 28 Dec 2018 00:48:56 9,654 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    My brother in law ALWAYS has a shit at my house, regardless of visit length, and ALWAYS in the one shitter without a window to open.
    I recently discovered that my BiL has been going to a nearby supermarket after dropping his kid off at the grandparents because he was too polite to dump in their house.

    He has now been granted full dumping privileges.
  • ChiefGB 28 Dec 2018 01:03:33 10,292 posts
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    Do you pump pan pipe versions of all the classics into your bathroom to help loosen his Schincter? Such as “when will I be famous” as sung by bros and “eye of the tiger” by survivor?
  • Jono62 31 Dec 2018 21:52:45 21,972 posts
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    The Christmas period is almost over with just the shitness that is New Year's Eve. I'm doing what I do every year; staying at home, having a glass of champagne at midnight.

    Edited by Jono62 at 21:52:54 31-12-2018
  • THFourteen 31 Dec 2018 21:57:07 51,355 posts
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    @Jono62

    Fuck midnight, I can’t remember the last time I stayed up that late on NYE.

    Teenagers next door having a party, sounds like fun.
  • b-rk 31 Dec 2018 21:59:39 907 posts
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    I never understood why people celebrate news years day, like literally never, even when I was a kid. The calendar ticks over from Dec 31st to Jan 1st.

    ?

    And? I don’t get it. Not to be overly judgmental but this seems like a celebration for plebs.
  • robc84 31 Dec 2018 21:59:49 13,336 posts
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    The eldest is insisting on staying up until midnight. I’m about ready for bed!

    Been having a mario kart marathon to try to keep us up.

    Rock and roll.
  • drhickman1983 31 Dec 2018 22:19:55 5,755 posts
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    I really enjoy Christmas (which for me continues trough to the end of the year) but I don't really get with new years eve. It's okay, I don't hate it, just indifferent. I've spent the last few getting a takeaway with my folks and just chilling out. By 9pm we call it a night.

    Then I spend a couple of hours watching TV, might have some whisky, but that's pretty much it.
  • fontgeeksogood 31 Dec 2018 22:32:49 5,288 posts
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    Guys

    You have friends, you enjoy NYE more.

    So I heard
  • b-rk 31 Dec 2018 22:43:22 907 posts
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    What, my mum doesn't count? :(
  • drhickman1983 31 Dec 2018 22:46:34 5,755 posts
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    I could have friends, or I could watch reruns of pointless on Challenge TV.
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