The all new Official Christmas Thread Page 3

  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Dec 2018 11:50:10 19,022 posts
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    whatfruitlivesagain wrote:
    @Decks Has the elf started a cult?
    Yeah I'm just going to keep adding bananas each night until there's around 200. Then I'm going to tear the elf to pieces and pour fake blood around the place. Make it look like the bananas have turned on him.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Dec 2018 11:50:43 19,022 posts
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    I'm trying to grow a serial killer.
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Dec 2018 12:04:23 5,288 posts
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    It does feel as though the death of the elf would be an important life lesson for all kids.

    The fact that Decks' elf is a terrible racist makes it doubly important
  • THFourteen 14 Dec 2018 12:07:51 51,355 posts
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    Errol not good enough for us anymore?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Dec 2018 12:08:17 19,022 posts
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    My little boy thinks all black guys are Winston out of Ghostbusters so maybe the elf has turned him.
  • nickthegun 14 Dec 2018 12:30:02 77,113 posts
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    Oh, and I've got two weeks off, too. One of the advantages of working for a megacorp is that it doesn't shut down if you're away too long.

    Which then leads to the crushing realisation of how dispensable you are but, hey ho...
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 14 Dec 2018 12:33:34 9,654 posts
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    I didn't know about Christmas jumper day at work and have arrived in all black
  • Ror 14 Dec 2018 13:55:52 18,305 posts
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    The Christmas period starts tomorrow for me. Out for a meal/exchanging gifts with a group of mates, and then doing the same with another group on the 23rd. Clutch gig in Brixton next Friday as well, so I may go for some festively-appropriate ramen in Pop Brixton.


    I got all my shopping done a couple of weeks ago, and just need to wrap the last few bits. Now just to load up on booze.
  • robthehermit 14 Dec 2018 14:43:09 7,201 posts
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    This is my Christmas jumper:


    Edited by robthehermit at 14:43:43 14-12-2018
  • THFourteen 14 Dec 2018 17:33:36 51,355 posts
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    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Christmas-Rudolf-Reindeer-Hoodie-Jumper/dp/B0763SKLXV?th=1

    This was my jumper this year. Really fluffy too
  • Dgzter 14 Dec 2018 21:47:10 2,688 posts
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    Honestly the music video for Wizzardís song gets more sinister with each passing year ... does that guy actually physically assault a child at the end??!!

    Itís genuinely a Christmas miracle that every individual involved in its production isnít doing significant jail time at present.
  • Jono62 14 Dec 2018 21:54:58 21,972 posts
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    My Christmas jumper is this although it is from when I was fat so is about 3 sizes too big.

    8t was the Christmas party today and I don't think I've made afool of myself... I hope anyway.
  • Jono62 14 Dec 2018 21:56:46 21,972 posts
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    Hmmmm the more I drank the more I hit on the women which is not good form bit8 they seemed ok with it.
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Dec 2018 22:06:59 5,288 posts
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    You never go full good form
  • Jono62 14 Dec 2018 22:59:55 21,972 posts
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    I managed to not make a fool of myslef although there was plenty of opportunity to.

    I did come on to one lady who kinda knew I would so it was all 9j.l
  • JamboWayOh 14 Dec 2018 23:08:59 12,236 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    I managed to not make a fool of myslef although there was plenty of opportunity to.

    I did come on to one lady who kinda knew I would so it was all 9j.l
    Jono is a living sexual harassment video about Jono.
  • thelzdking 14 Dec 2018 23:10:37 9,160 posts
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    I'm glad it all turned out 9j.l
  • Jono62 14 Dec 2018 23:14:07 21,972 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Jono62 wrote:
    I managed to not make a fool of myslef although there was plenty of opportunity to.

    I did come on to one lady who kinda knew I would so it was all 9j.l
    Jono is a living sexual harassment video about Jono.
    That's me!

    Where's your friend?
  • JamboWayOh 14 Dec 2018 23:14:11 12,236 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    I'm glad it all turned out 9j.l
    I think it's shorthand for 'one up the bum no harm done'.
  • Jono62 14 Dec 2018 23:14:46 21,972 posts
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    @thelzdking 👍
  • JamboWayOh 14 Dec 2018 23:17:50 12,236 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Jono62 wrote:
    I managed to not make a fool of myslef although there was plenty of opportunity to.

    I did come on to one lady who kinda knew I would so it was all 9j.l
    Jono is a living sexual harassment video about Jono.
    That's me!

    Where's your friend?
    Removing the mustard you put on their anus Jono, that's where!

    Also on a side note my boss got me in the secret Santa. It was a bookmark. A bookmark in the shape of a pair of glasses.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 23:19:51 14-12-2018
  • thelzdking 14 Dec 2018 23:19:05 9,160 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    I'm glad it all turned out 9j.l
    I think it's shorthand for 'one up the bum no harm done'.
    Code 9j.l: full consent given.
  • JamboWayOh 14 Dec 2018 23:20:56 12,236 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    I'm glad it all turned out 9j.l
    I think it's shorthand for 'one up the bum no harm done'.
    Code 9j.l: full consent given.
    Glol.
  • neilka 14 Dec 2018 23:35:58 22,491 posts
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    I font geek so 9j.l
  • fontgeeksogood 15 Dec 2018 05:38:16 5,288 posts
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    NO 9j.I STUFF
  • Jono62 15 Dec 2018 05:42:49 21,972 posts
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    Oops! Interesting posts there. Guess it was a good night if it ended 9j.l!

    My head hurts. Haven't been drinking like that for ages; piss poor ales and shots don't mix.
  • Frogofdoom 15 Dec 2018 08:00:06 12,403 posts
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    Not feeling Christmas this year really. Had a call on Thursday my dad's triple heart bypass is booked for Tuesday and my Son is losing his job today. Just can't really motivate myself for it and would feel weird decorating the house and stuff at the moment.
  • fontgeeksogood 15 Dec 2018 08:03:27 5,288 posts
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    Sorry to hear your non-9j.I news frog x
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