Hellboy 2019

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  • simpleexplodingmaybe 21 Dec 2018 13:54:13 8,801 posts
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    This looks bad

    Flimsy, dated effects, terrible jokes, and Non Perlman looking like he's stepped out of cosplay event

    Del Toro & Perlman were definitive, why go back?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 21 Dec 2018 14:00:12 17,499 posts
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    Money. I thought the originals were pretty shit as well to be honest.
  • Rhaegyr 21 Dec 2018 14:11:19 4,663 posts
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    The sequel was okay - it looked the part at any rate. The guy from Bros was probably the best part about it.
  • beastmaster 21 Dec 2018 14:13:14 18,923 posts
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    Looks fantastically shit.

    Edit: Apparently Del Toro wanted a huge budget for 3 and studio decided to reboot at lower cost.

    Edited by beastmaster at 14:14:34 21-12-2018
  • splosh 21 Dec 2018 14:17:22 139 posts
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    Really liked the Golden army but the first Hellboy was meh.

    However both of the DelToro movies had a clear enough vision of what they wanted to be. This just looks as though it's trying its hand at everything. I heard Neil Marshall wanted to take it in a darker more horror focused direction but that trailer was all over the shop.
  • SnackPlissken 21 Dec 2018 14:31:03 606 posts
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    Who thought Mo from Eastenders was good casting?
  • mrpon 21 Dec 2018 14:36:59 34,929 posts
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    Gary Oldman?
  • bad09 21 Dec 2018 14:43:52 8,640 posts
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    I once saw Mo in a Sainsbury's car park near her home in New Cross. She was driving Gary Oldman about and he was in the back knocking back a can of Tennants Super :)

    Edited by bad09 at 15:27:41 21-12-2018
  • SnackPlissken 21 Dec 2018 15:26:28 606 posts
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    Didnít even know they were siblings. How bizarre.
  • bad09 21 Dec 2018 15:38:51 8,640 posts
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    SnackPlissken wrote:
    Didnít even know they were siblings. How bizarre.
    Even more bizarre is apparently Isabella Rossellini made up her stage name for her (she was seeing Gary at the time).
  • Blakester 21 Dec 2018 15:53:49 4,625 posts
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    I saw the trailer yesterday and I'm still shaking my head.

    It doesn't even look fantastically shit, it just looks a complete mess.

    Del Toro has such a flair for visuals and world building, that virtually anyone following would suffer in comparison. A better option would have been to go the animated route imho. Imagine what the guys behind "Into the Spiderverse" could do with this source material.
  • neilka 21 Dec 2018 15:58:02 22,279 posts
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    I'm waiting for the beastmaster review before I make up my mind.
  • beastmaster 21 Dec 2018 16:02:51 18,923 posts
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    :)
  • captbirdseye 21 Dec 2018 16:12:48 9,022 posts
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    It was an odd trailer as all the PR before was about how dark this version would be compared with Del Toro.
  • splosh 21 Dec 2018 16:24:43 139 posts
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    captbirdseye wrote:
    It was an odd trailer as all the PR before was about how dark this version would be compared with Del Toro.
    Suppose their version of dark is Hellboy blowing holes through goons and dismemberment and Mo from Eastenders.
  • SnackPlissken 21 Dec 2018 17:55:37 606 posts
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    Thereís an argument that the first Hellboy had a pretty similar trailer too. Not that Iím defending this current trailer.

    Edited by SnackPlissken at 17:56:05 21-12-2018
  • fontgeeksogood 21 Dec 2018 21:11:35 4,303 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    I'm waiting for the beastmaster review before I make up my mind.
    NO PUN STUFF
  • beastmaster 21 Dec 2018 21:38:50 18,923 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    I'm waiting for the beastmaster review before I make up my mind.
    NO PUN STUFF
    Nah. No more. I had more fun writing that review than watching the film.

    Quite tempted to watch both Hellboys now.
  • ChiefGB 22 Dec 2018 00:58:34 9,916 posts
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    Yeah the first hellboy was a bit all over the place and the ending just felt rushed iirc, elements of it were great but it didnít quite fit right in the end.
    The second from my memory was more cohesive and was balanced a little better, more of a fun romp. Plus points in both for the beautiful Selma Blair.

    This looks like utter turd, ropy sfx and harbour doesnít quite have the personality big enough to pull it off from what they are showing here so far.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 22 Dec 2018 10:41:28 8,801 posts
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    I know Hellboy is Hellboy and there are only so many ways you could make someone up to look like him but it really bugs me that this looks so close to the Perlman make up but just different enough to look wrong and shitty.

    Its almost like if SNL or something like that did a Hellboy sketch this is what their Hellboy would look like when he meets the real life actor Ron Perlman
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 22 Dec 2018 10:56:16 17,499 posts
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    Looks like a "Hell Guy" toy you would buy down the local market.
  • JamboWayOh 22 Dec 2018 11:07:28 10,769 posts
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    Surely you mean 'Hell Hombre'?
  • SnackPlissken 22 Dec 2018 11:38:02 606 posts
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    To be honest it looks like one of Deckís drawings come to life.
  • neems 22 Dec 2018 12:40:36 4,245 posts
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    SnackPlissken wrote:
    To be honest it looks like one of Deckís drawings come to life.
    That's a bit harsh, I love Decks' pictures.
  • SnackPlissken 22 Dec 2018 13:22:01 606 posts
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    It was only a joke ;)
  • Technoishmatt 22 Dec 2018 14:56:08 3,036 posts
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    looks alright to me.
  • Thompson357 11 Jan 2019 11:53:49 1 posts
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    The Hellboy trailer offers a sneak peek at Neil Marshall's R-rated reboot. It's futile to try and beat del Toro at his own monster movie game prepaidgiftbalance.
  • neilka 11 Jan 2019 12:26:00 22,279 posts
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    Ron Prepaidgiftbalanceman
  • Not-a-reviewer 11 Jan 2019 15:46:58 5,465 posts
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    Just rewatching Hellboy now, itís not that great. It was good at the time but it could easily be cut to 40 minutes and get rid of the comedy (itís all very similar in tone to the new trailer). The effects are really ropey in places.
  • elstoof 11 Jan 2019 16:56:20 22,181 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Looks like a "Hell Guy" toy you would buy down the local market.
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