The Flaws in Films thread, spoilers within

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  • Lukus 7 Feb 2019 16:01:33 21,825 posts
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    So I watched Infinity War again the other day, and it occurred to me, the bit where the bug lady from Guardians of the Galaxy is mind melding Thanos, whilst Doctor Strange and Iron Man try and take the gauntlet off him - given that he's basically unconscious and not fighting back then; why don't they kill him? Or at the very least cut his arm off? Strange could do one of the portal thingies on his head or neck then close it, like what happened to Thanos' mate's arm, earlier in the film.

    Missed opportunity that, tssk.

    Edited by Lukus at 16:01:51 07-02-2019

    Edited by Lukus at 16:02:45 07-02-2019
  • dominalien 7 Feb 2019 16:07:24 9,076 posts
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    Only villains kill people? Heroes put them in prison.
  • stevethemeat 7 Feb 2019 16:08:44 916 posts
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    Obvious one is lord of the rings, why didn't they just hop on an eagle.

    Tbh, how it should have ended has covered most of this.
  • ChiefGB 7 Feb 2019 16:09:22 10,287 posts
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    I would argue, taking his arm off would be a small price to pay for saving half of all life.
  • Lukus 7 Feb 2019 16:09:28 21,825 posts
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    The Avengers have killed hundreds of people. Half the universe was a stake...
  • monkman76 7 Feb 2019 16:09:59 14,544 posts
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    Trouble is, I haven't seen all films but I've seen some, so how do I know if this thread is safe to venture into?
  • Lukus 7 Feb 2019 16:12:35 21,825 posts
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    stevethemeat wrote:
    Obvious one is lord of the rings, why didn't they just hop on an eagle.

    Tbh, how it should have ended has covered most of this.
    With that I've always justified it as the ring having a will of its own and basically everyone but the Hobbits being easily corrupted, so had they dialled for an eagle, the ring might have sent them mental after a couple of hours. Or something.
  • smoothpete 7 Feb 2019 16:16:11 35,580 posts
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    I was on Thanos's side anyway, and the bad guys from both Kingsmen movies
  • beastmaster 7 Feb 2019 16:28:25 19,128 posts
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    Just jump on an eagles back straight to Mount Doom with the ring. Don't give me that fucking shit about it's all about the journey! :-)
  • Rivuzu 7 Feb 2019 16:35:12 18,031 posts
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    Also Infinity War: Just kill Vision and destroy the fucking stone. Your romps in a Scottish B&B mean nothing compared with half the life in the universe.
    Also Infinity War: Just hit him in the head FROM THE OFF. Instakill. You're obviously going for it, why leave him with a non-mortal wound?
    Also Infinity War: Why didn't Strange just put him in a time loop? You mean to say he can do that to a literal god in another dimension, but not some giant blackberry with a shiney glove?
    ALSO INFINITY WAR: IF HALF THE LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE DIED, WHY DIDN'T THE PLANTS DIE AND SCATTER AWAY? WHY WAS IT ONLY THINGS THAT CAN SPEAK?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 7 Feb 2019 16:35:43 18,988 posts
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    Sauron would have seen that shit a mile off. Cunts.
  • beastmaster 7 Feb 2019 16:36:41 19,128 posts
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    Just fly casual.
  • nickthegun 7 Feb 2019 16:38:13 77,097 posts
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    And the eagle boss would have eaten them and had the ring on before you can say 'does it have large talons?'
  • Load_2.0 7 Feb 2019 16:49:30 28,893 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    Just fly casual.
    :D
  • Your-Mother 7 Feb 2019 16:57:14 2,574 posts
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    In Jaws the Revenge why does Ellen Brady have flashbacks to events she wasn’t present for
  • fontgeeksogood 7 Feb 2019 19:22:27 5,245 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    In Jaws the Revenge why does Ellen Brady have flashbacks to events she wasn’t present for
    All of the films are documenting her mental health issues, there's no LITERAL shark
  • SnackPlissken 7 Feb 2019 19:23:36 787 posts
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    Where did Zoltar come from?
  • fontgeeksogood 7 Feb 2019 19:26:30 5,245 posts
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    Yes, and it's terrific
  • JamboWayOh 7 Feb 2019 20:00:59 12,179 posts
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    Also in Back to the Future how comes Marty's mum doesn't remember how she tried to fuck a guy who looks and sounds EXACTLY like her son. Eh? Eh? I mean, wtf people!

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 20:01:41 07-02-2019
  • the_dudefather 7 Feb 2019 20:24:44 10,900 posts
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    I'm shocked that this thread isn't 'why didn't he just double the resources instead?!'
  • H1ggyLTD 7 Feb 2019 20:27:13 12,126 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Also in Back to the Future how comes Marty's mum doesn't remember how she tried to fuck a guy who looks and sounds EXACTLY like her son. Eh? Eh? I mean, wtf people!
    The biggest flaw of all the times.
  • neilka 7 Feb 2019 20:32:41 22,488 posts
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    Also, what happened to the Marty that was born and grew up in the timeline that he arrives in at the end of the first film.
  • fontgeeksogood 7 Feb 2019 21:44:59 5,245 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Also in Back to the Future how comes Marty's mum doesn't remember how she tried to fuck a guy who looks and sounds EXACTLY like her son. Eh? Eh? I mean, wtf people!
    Same reason she doesn't realise Calvin Klein wasn't the guy she tried to rape (shitty writing)
  • Tonka 8 Feb 2019 06:34:02 29,322 posts
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  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Feb 2019 06:36:27 10,244 posts
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    SnackPlissken wrote:
    Where did Zoltar come from?
    Hull.
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