The General UK Politics thread

  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Feb 2019 10:30:10 21,771 posts
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    How about that Brexit eh. What a shit.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Feb 2019 11:29:01 21,771 posts
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    @pacrifice

    Can you put some of the jew stuff in here please, it'll really help with the thread. I send you a free game manual.
  • Jono62 11 Feb 2019 11:30:55 23,088 posts
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    He'll do it for a PSN wallpaper.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Feb 2019 11:42:41 11,710 posts
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    Wait, they do 3 wine at Asda?
  • TheSaint 11 Feb 2019 12:07:28 18,986 posts
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    Any good sport on freeview this week?
  • Jono62 11 Feb 2019 12:16:51 23,088 posts
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    @challenge_hanukkah https://groceries.asda.com/product/all-other-grapes/soft-juicy-red-wine/1000026447571
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Feb 2019 12:23:33 11,710 posts
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    I'm sure it tastes FABULOUS
  • TheSaint 11 Feb 2019 12:56:10 18,986 posts
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    It got four park benches out of five in Wino Weekly.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Feb 2019 13:11:44 11,710 posts
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    Fruit'd know.
  • robthehermit 11 Feb 2019 16:34:22 7,553 posts
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    They all taste the same after the first bottle.
  • thelzdking 11 Feb 2019 20:21:03 9,702 posts
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    Wine is horrible. Perhaps Brexit will restrict us to Carling, John Smith's and Snowballs for the ladies. BRITISH DRINKS!
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Feb 2019 20:27:03 11,710 posts
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    Anything other than mulled turnip juice is unpatriotic.
  • Armoured_Bear 11 Feb 2019 20:30:15 27,607 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    @challenge_hanukkah https://groceries.asda.com/product/all-other-grapes/soft-juicy-red-wine/1000026447571
    Only the uk does this dumbed down shit, bizarre
  • JamboWayOh 11 Feb 2019 20:31:24 16,042 posts
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    I'm looking forward to going back to England after March and seeing pubs filled with old white men in flat caps drinking pints of mild and then popping to the local working men's club for a rousing hour of some fat cunt going on about his mother in law and 'the blacks'.
  • HelloNo 11 Feb 2019 21:05:50 2,140 posts
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    Burn it all.
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Feb 2019 21:09:41 11,710 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    I'm looking forward to going back to England after March and seeing pubs filled with old white men in flat caps drinking pints of mild and then popping to the local working men's club for a rousing hour of some fat cunt going on about his mother in law and 'the blacks'.
    I live round the corner from Bernard Manning's Embassy Club if you want to see both gammon and gout.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Feb 2019 21:10:32 7,787 posts
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    The joke will be on you when everyone has a share of the 357m per week. Old white men in solid gold flat caps spraying pints of mild around like they won the Burnley Grand Prix, as you cry salt tears of frustration that you moved to a country full of FOREIGNERS rather than getting behind are country.

    BREXIT BONANZA
  • JamboWayOh 11 Feb 2019 21:19:01 16,042 posts
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    It's alright lads I'm doing my bit here in Forrin Land by asking for things then shouting slowly what I fucking said a second time because they choose not to fucking understand.
  • JamboWayOh 11 Feb 2019 21:19:48 16,042 posts
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    @fontgeeksogood

    Hang on! Where did the extra 7 million come from?
  • Load_2.0 11 Feb 2019 21:20:13 30,330 posts
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    Once all the Mediterranean rent boys get booted out the business of wanking off old men in pubs is going to be very lucrative.
  • JamboWayOh 11 Feb 2019 21:24:34 16,042 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Once all the Mediterranean rent boys get booted out the business of wanking off old men in pubs is going to be very lucrative.
    I'm sure a few forumites are stockpiling gallons of Dove cream from Costco in preparation.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Feb 2019 21:33:21 7,787 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    @fontgeeksogood

    Hang on! Where did the extra 7 million come from?
    Britain will no longer need to spend 7m per week on banana benders to sort out all those fackin straight EU ones
  • JamboWayOh 11 Feb 2019 21:39:49 16,042 posts
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    Does that include the sausages too because they've been far too homoerotic for my liking in my 35 years on this planet.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Feb 2019 21:42:06 7,787 posts
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    NO FOOTLONG STUFF
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