Following UK Politics Thread Page 725

  • DJCopa 16 Sep 2020 16:26:15 2,352 posts
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    @simpleexplodingmaybe Exactly.

    He really doesn't know what he's doing - the stupidest (and most disingenuous) person in the room is the PM - Feck sake!
  • DJCopa 16 Sep 2020 16:28:14 2,352 posts
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    He just said "Will ov da peepul", so I'm now done - Off to footie with my boy and wash this dirt I've been watching off me :)
  • Technoishmatt 16 Sep 2020 16:35:51 4,479 posts
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    Pretty sure they have relaxed the baby scan tho also by now.
  • DJCopa 16 Sep 2020 16:41:13 2,352 posts
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    @Technoishmatt Apparently not, at least not from the committee representative who was presenting info from her constituents.
  • DJCopa 16 Sep 2020 16:44:44 2,352 posts
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    Literally every answer on brexit (arrest warrants/imports/tariffs), Covid, etc. was we're doing the best possible and want to get the results the country requires.

    Cannot confirm anything will be in place by 1st Jan - Not a surprise but still worrying when you hear it verbatim from the PM on all topics...
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 16 Sep 2020 18:36:11 14,571 posts
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    He’s winging it and he’s looking terrified of finally being caught and called out on it
  • mothercruncher 16 Sep 2020 19:46:42 18,017 posts
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    #ToryRapist and everyone’s favourite 4 foot tall hard man ERG twat are being mentioned in the same breath on Twitter...
  • JamboWayOh 16 Sep 2020 20:07:02 20,716 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    #ToryRapist and everyone’s favourite 4 foot tall hard man ERG twat are being mentioned in the same breath on Twitter...
    OH REALLY????
  • askew 16 Sep 2020 20:11:10 21,785 posts
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    A certain TA aficionado [was?] stood down as ERG chair at the beginning of the summer.
  • Psychotext 17 Sep 2020 00:47:30 67,470 posts
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    Yeah, there's been murmurs of something coming with regard to this.
  • JamboWayOh 17 Sep 2020 00:49:53 20,716 posts
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    If it really is this particular person then he really has proved his utter cunt status as a human being.
  • fontgeeksogood 17 Sep 2020 05:43:51 10,573 posts
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    A very naughty Tory
  • elstoof 17 Sep 2020 08:25:14 25,980 posts
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    Averagely naughty tory
  • TechnoHippy 17 Sep 2020 08:33:06 17,707 posts
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    How the hell does Grayling keep getting jobs? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54185180
  • RGeefe 17 Sep 2020 09:03:24 1,308 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    A very naughty Tory
    I guffawed when I heard that's what he shouted while chasing that woman. Awful. But exactly what I'd expect someone like him to say.
  • JamboWayOh 17 Sep 2020 09:06:18 20,716 posts
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    TechnoHippy wrote:
    How the hell does Grayling keep getting jobs? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54185180
    I can only imagine the company is doing some kind of scam to close down as quickly as possible. Why else would they hire Failing Grayling?
  • fontgeeksogood 17 Sep 2020 09:22:40 10,573 posts
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    Seven hours work a week is more than a lot of you guys must be doing
  • mothercruncher 17 Sep 2020 18:43:40 18,017 posts
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    My sis volunteers to help run a dog re-homing charity. Just had an enormous meltdown on their Facebook pages for it because they’re going to, for the second time, take a load of dogs from Spain to try and find openers for here. Cue, “I thort this was for British dogs”, “Why aren’t we putting English dogs first, not forin ones?”, “I won’t give you a penny more, this is disgusting”, etc.

    For fucking dogs.
  • fontgeeksogood 17 Sep 2020 18:45:50 10,573 posts
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    Were some of them black
  • mothercruncher 17 Sep 2020 18:47:58 18,017 posts
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    And tan!
  • sport 17 Sep 2020 18:53:44 16,273 posts
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    Just tell sis to stick a poppy on their collars and profit.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 17 Sep 2020 19:04:09 26,361 posts
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    My neighbour had the audacity to buy a german shepherd pup. With everything thats going on with those bastards trying to rob us of our glorious sovereignty. I fed it to my fucking bulldog While God Save The Queen bellowed out in the background.
  • Vortex808 17 Sep 2020 21:09:23 14,002 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    My sis volunteers to help run a dog re-homing charity. Just had an enormous meltdown on their Facebook pages for it because they’re going to, for the second time, take a load of dogs from Spain to try and find openers for here. Cue, “I thort this was for British dogs”, “Why aren’t we putting English dogs first, not forin ones?”, “I won’t give you a penny more, this is disgusting”, etc.

    For fucking dogs.
    Should have gone down the 'they steal our jobs, we'll steal their dogz' route.

    It might have proved more of a winner.
  • JamboWayOh 17 Sep 2020 21:17:26 20,716 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    My sis volunteers to help run a dog re-homing charity. Just had an enormous meltdown on their Facebook pages for it because they’re going to, for the second time, take a load of dogs from Spain to try and find openers for here. Cue, “I thort this was for British dogs”, “Why aren’t we putting English dogs first, not forin ones?”, “I won’t give you a penny more, this is disgusting”, etc.

    For fucking dogs.
    What. The. Fuck?
  • dfunked09 17 Sep 2020 21:23:31 261 posts
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    What if it's a white dog like those ones with weird eyes and pointy snouts? Would they be more welcoming then?
  • thelzdking 17 Sep 2020 23:25:19 10,183 posts
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    Tell them that they're British bulldogs and that Spain normally use them in paella. I bet at least 75% of the gammons will believe it.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 18 Sep 2020 09:00:20 14,571 posts
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    turns out the home office is a big pile of crap

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/sep/18/home-office-policies-based-anecdotes-prejudice-damning-report
  • You-can-call-me-kal 22 Sep 2020 13:49:05 20,618 posts
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    Well now.

    https://twitter.com/michaelgove/status/1308342852968214534?s=21
  • Psychotext 22 Sep 2020 14:27:01 67,470 posts
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    Oops, someone pissed off their social media person.
  • TheSaint 22 Sep 2020 14:29:46 19,877 posts
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    In fairness, I could imagine Gove trying to get in on that joke and tweeting it himself.
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