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Hope. Isn't it a beautiful thing? For even in the depths of despair, a glimmer of joy... it can, still bring. Hope. I hope. I hope the brexit husband absolutely hates his remainer wife. I hope this has all taken decades from theresa may's fucking life. I hope all the idiot turkeys get the Christmas they desire; and the fallout from this results in the political reform we clearly require. I hope boris cunting johnson gets a cancer of the brain; so much so he can't even bring himself to utter the word 'remain'. (And spends his twilight years - along with his peers - dribbling and screaming "ABSTAIN".) I hope anyone involved in peddling the many lies that got us here, has a conscience approaching human - enough so remorse can even get near. I hope anyone genuinely thinking things are "looking pretty good" is the first involved, in any case, where this mess results in loss of blood. corbyn: can you just disappear up your own sanctimonious hole; A govt in complete disarray, and you can barely muster "meh" in a poll. And I hope gove and rees mogg... just die soon - to be frank. I can be arsed no more to even write anything, concerning this huge pile of wank. I hope you all suffer immensely. I hope you all regret lifting this lid. I know none of this will happen. But I can still hope. So I did. |
Hope again - chapter II; an ode to brexit (despair strikes back)
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AboutHalfaStevas 2,765 posts
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JamboWayOh 22,548 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAboutHalfaStevas wrote:
Quoted for the future.
Hope.
Isn't it a beautiful thing?
For even in the depths of despair,
a glimmer of joy...
it can, still bring.
Hope.
I hope.
I hope the brexit husband
absolutely hates his remainer wife.
I hope this has all taken decades
from theresa may's fucking life.
I hope all the idiot turkeys
get the Christmas they desire;
and the fallout from this results
in the political reform we clearly require.
I hope boris cunting johnson
gets a cancer of the brain;
so much so he can't even bring himself
to utter the word 'remain'.
(And spends his twilight years
- along with his peers -
dribbling and screaming "ABSTAIN".)
I hope anyone involved in peddling
the many lies that got us here,
has a conscience approaching human
- enough so remorse can even get near.
I hope anyone genuinely thinking
things are "looking pretty good"
is the first involved, in any case,
where this mess results in loss of blood.
corbyn: can you just disappear up
your own sanctimonious hole;
A govt in complete disarray,
and you can barely muster "meh" in a poll.
And I hope gove and rees mogg...
just die soon - to be frank.
I can be arsed no more to even write anything,
concerning this huge pile of wank.
I hope you all suffer immensely.
I hope you all regret lifting this lid.
I know none of this will happen.
But I can still hope.
So I did. -
Your-Mother 6,272 posts
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Registered 4 years agoAre you sending this in to the letters section of your local paper -
AboutHalfaStevas 2,765 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI would but I don't think they'll print it, for some reason. -
Rivuzu 18,417 posts
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Registered 14 years agoRead in the style of slam poetry, naturally, to amplify the cringe to the maximum level. -
Tonka 31,573 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI sang out Broadway style -
AboutHalfaStevas 2,765 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI was aiming more for Pam Ayres, tbh. -
askew 22,637 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI hummed it to the drum beat of "Whitey's on the moon" -
THFourteen 53,867 posts
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Registered 16 years agoTldr -
Darknight 359 posts
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Registered 16 years ago@THFourteen Well it's about half a classic Stevas post! -
AboutHalfaStevas 2,765 posts
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Registered 5 years agoYour word count is broken, my friend. I used to waste that many before even starting proper. -
Lukus 24,013 posts
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Registered 16 years agoCan someone give me the tl;dr version plz -
Your-Mother 6,272 posts
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Registered 4 years agoLukus wrote:
It’s the textual equivalent of accidentally calling the teacher “mum” and having the entire class get embarrassed on your behalf.
Can someone give me the tl;dr version plz -
JamboWayOh 22,548 posts
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Registered 8 years agoOh we've all been there. -
Lukus 24,013 posts
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Registered 16 years agoYour-Mother wrote:
Oh boy. That was always a very confusing mistake to make. Especially when your teacher was a guy.
Lukus wrote:
It’s the textual equivalent of accidentally calling the teacher “mum” and having the entire class get embarrassed on your behalf.
Can someone give me the tl;dr version plz -
Salaman 23,953 posts
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Registered 17 years agoTHFourteen wrote:
+1
Tldr -
Sir_Stefansen 543 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI'd like to write the plot of a TV series about brexit one day. Probably they are already doing it in Hollywood -
Chug666 738 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI read this with Rick from the Young Ones in mind and was gently amused. -
DJCopa 2,473 posts
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Registered 14 years agoSir_Stefansen wrote:
As if by magic... Dr Strange Does Brexit
I'd like to write the plot of a TV series about brexit one day. Probably they are already doing it in Hollywood -
ZuluHero 9,708 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI liked it…
Oh yes, I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective...
Oh…. and um, interesting rhythmic devices, too, which seemed to counterpoint the, er…
Counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the, um…
Humanity of the er... of the poet’s compassionate soul which contrived through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other. And one is left with a profound and vivid insight into… err… into whatever it was...
That the poem was about! -
AboutHalfaStevas 2,765 posts
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Registered 5 years agoQuality of the responses much as I'd expect from this place, favourite so far is Rick from The Young Ones; keep it up, everyone - top work, all round. -
Take your brexit shit outta my thread, pal.
We don't want your sort around here.
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