Star Wars Episode IX: Rise of Skywalker

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  • DakeyrasUK 12 Apr 2019 18:29:46 2,480 posts
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    Here's the first teaser.



    Edited by DakeyrasUK at 18:30:50 12-04-2019
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2019 18:31:58 10,264 posts
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    I found that quite whelming overall.
  • Your-Mother 12 Apr 2019 18:33:12 2,577 posts
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    My whelms are down.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 12 Apr 2019 18:33:26 5,442 posts
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    The name's clearly a hint at the upcoming CGI remaster of the original trilogy, in which state of the art graphics technology will be used to give Luke Skywalker an uncomfortably large erection in every scene in which he appears.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 12 Apr 2019 18:33:57 19,022 posts
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    Yeah looks alright. Guessing someone has cloned the emperor.
  • Your-Mother 12 Apr 2019 18:34:49 2,577 posts
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    Why is Ren stapling his mask back together is what I want to know.

    Heís the king of the Empire now, surely he can afford a new one.
  • KnuttinAtoll 12 Apr 2019 18:36:16 6,968 posts
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    WRISE FROM YOUR GWRAVE
  • Your-Mother 12 Apr 2019 18:36:19 2,577 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Yeah looks alright. Guessing someone has cloned the emperor.
    If it turns out weíve been watching Dark Empire all this time Iím gonna have words.
  • nickthegun 12 Apr 2019 18:36:41 77,113 posts
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    I'm looking forward to seven months of speculation as to how a Skywalker will ride when they are all dead.
  • nickthegun 12 Apr 2019 18:37:28 77,113 posts
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    Oh.... Yeah.... It's dark empire, isn't it?
  • Your-Mother 12 Apr 2019 18:38:10 2,577 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I'm looking forward to seven months of speculation as to how a Skywalker will ride when they are all dead.
    Well, Ren is technically a Skywalker. But if they do the whole redemption crap again Iím also gonna have words.
  • ChiefGB 12 Apr 2019 18:38:15 10,292 posts
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    Goosebumps,
    Me likey.......

    Edited by ChiefGB at 18:40:00 12-04-2019
  • nickthegun 12 Apr 2019 18:42:19 77,113 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    I'm looking forward to seven months of speculation as to how a Skywalker will ride when they are all dead.
    Well, Ren is technically a Skywalker.
    Yeah, but that would be unforgivabley weasely.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 12 Apr 2019 18:44:09 5,442 posts
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    Rey's looking horribly constipated in those opening shots. Guessing there's some kind of subplot about the Resistance not being able to get enough fiber in their diets. Or maybe a search for a mythical force-laxative.
  • SiroccoJetProp 12 Apr 2019 18:47:08 262 posts
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    The Skywalker referenced in the title is clearly Rey.
  • beastmaster 12 Apr 2019 18:47:26 19,130 posts
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    This was my most anticipated film of the year. More so than Endgame. Still is.
  • nickthegun 12 Apr 2019 18:48:42 77,113 posts
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    It looks like Ren is fully committing, since he's welding his gimp mask back together.

    Edited by nickthegun at 19:13:47 12-04-2019
  • beastmaster 12 Apr 2019 18:55:01 19,130 posts
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    Canít beat a bit of Billy Dee.

    Panel was interesting. All together on a big mission.
  • Graxlar_v3 12 Apr 2019 18:57:07 5,956 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Yeah looks alright. Guessing someone has cloned the emperor.
    If yoda and obi wan can be force ghosts why canít the emperor? Maybe there will be a force ghost battle and farther Vader will murder palpatine again
  • Khanivor 12 Apr 2019 19:08:28 43,967 posts
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    Cool stunt at start. Laugh at end had me mouth drop open.

    So much more too, such as busted ass bit of Death Star. Also looked like they were riding a Jabba skiff at one point.

    Reckon thisíll be a tour of the planets?
  • Dirt3 12 Apr 2019 19:09:40 413 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Decks wrote:
    Yeah looks alright. Guessing someone has cloned the emperor.
    If yoda and obi wan can be force ghosts why canít the emperor? Maybe there will be a force ghost battle and farther Vader will murder palpatine again
    But if a force ghost kills a force ghost, what happens to it ?

    Does it become a force ghost squared and only appear to force ghosts or does it appear to everyone ?
  • Lukus 12 Apr 2019 19:09:52 21,827 posts
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    I'm whelming as I type this.
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2019 19:10:18 10,264 posts
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    Show me your whelms.
  • multicolouredpoopoo 12 Apr 2019 19:11:07 147 posts
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    Meh. Looks kind of worse than TLJ if anything. At least that had a few spectacular scenes it could draw on to put together a teaser. Will I go and watch it though, of course.
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2019 19:13:25 10,264 posts
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    multicolouredpoopoo wrote:
    Meh. Looks kind of worse than TLJ if anything. At least that had a few spectacular scenes it could draw on to put together a teaser. Will I go and watch it though, of course.
    Would you be a bit more whelmed if a paedophile was writing the score?
  • neilka 12 Apr 2019 19:26:39 22,491 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    I'm looking forward to seven months of speculation as to how a Skywalker will ride when they are all dead.
    Well, Ren is technically a Skywalker. But if they do the whole redemption crap again Iím also gonna have words.
    Also Leia isn't dead.
  • multicolouredpoopoo 12 Apr 2019 19:26:43 147 posts
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    A convicted one maybe.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 12 Apr 2019 19:28:51 9,655 posts
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    I thought it looked good but I am uncomfortable with a CGI resurrection for Carrie Fisher
  • Your-Mother 12 Apr 2019 19:32:49 2,577 posts
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    I would have thought the reaction to Peter O'Toole's Spitting Image Puppet in Rogue One should knock some sense into them regarding that.
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2019 19:39:32 10,264 posts
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    *Cushing
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