Sonic The Hedgehog Movie

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  • Baihu1983 30 Apr 2019 15:23:33 11,932 posts
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    Dear God.....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI
  • nickthegun 30 Apr 2019 15:28:58 80,114 posts
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    It looks worse than I ever could have imagined.

    Conversely, detective pikachu looks fantastic, so swings and roundabouts.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Apr 2019 15:29:26 17,133 posts
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    I think you meant spawn of Satan.
  • Graxlar_v3 30 Apr 2019 15:40:20 9,066 posts
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    I am torn between loving it and wanting to set fire to my eyes so I never have to see it again.

    On a plus note, this seems like peak, I don’t give a fuck about your movie I am the star, Jim Carry which night make it watchable.
  • neilka 30 Apr 2019 15:42:14 23,000 posts
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  • BinaryBob101 30 Apr 2019 15:48:28 27,381 posts
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    Carey gotta eat.

    Can't wait for this new universe to take form.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 30 Apr 2019 15:50:00 32,602 posts
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    Cool Spot spin off please.
  • senso-ji 30 Apr 2019 15:51:46 10,004 posts
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    Never mind the CGI monster that is Sonic; who thought it was a good idea to make Robotnik a Hipster Twitter troll?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 30 Apr 2019 15:54:25 22,599 posts
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    That "ya basic" shit is what kids find funny these days.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 30 Apr 2019 16:02:59 18,986 posts
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    It's weird that giving Sonic two eyes looks so wrong.
  • elstoof 30 Apr 2019 16:03:31 25,119 posts
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    Will it be worse the Mario Bros
  • CrispyXUKTurbo 30 Apr 2019 16:05:52 2,639 posts
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    How could it not be worse than the greatest film of all time?
  • SolidSCB 30 Apr 2019 16:09:02 11,988 posts
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    Starring Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura with a moustache and a red jumper.

    It's something to be admired.
  • elstoof 30 Apr 2019 16:11:09 25,119 posts
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    Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio is at least totally relevant to the Sonic universe
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 30 Apr 2019 16:11:54 7,712 posts
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    Those... teeth.

    No.
  • SolidSCB 30 Apr 2019 16:13:08 11,988 posts
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    I remember someone photoshopping something within about 10 minutes of this Sonic model being leaked that looked about 1000x better than the real effort.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Apr 2019 16:13:40 17,133 posts
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    I can only imagine what his penis is like...
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 30 Apr 2019 16:27:35 22,599 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    It's weird that giving Sonic two eyes looks so wrong.
    Jesus. I hadn't even realised he normally has one giant eye.
  • richarddavies 30 Apr 2019 17:07:15 7,104 posts
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    Another puc has come out of Carey looking a bit more robotnik-ey

    https://mamasgeeky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Sonic-the-hedgehog-trailer-dr-robotnik.png
  • You-can-call-me-kal 30 Apr 2019 17:09:45 18,986 posts
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    Ah, it's an origin story of how Robotnik changed from Jim Carrey into the Robotnik we all know, and how Sonic's two eyes merged into one.
  • Graxlar_v3 30 Apr 2019 17:12:19 9,066 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    I can only imagine what his penis is like...

    Rogueywon wrote:
    Those... teeth.

    No.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 30 Apr 2019 17:21:02 18,986 posts
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    No, it looks real because they used the real Sonic.
  • Load_2.0 30 Apr 2019 17:31:24 30,630 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    It's weird that giving Sonic two eyes looks so wrong.
    His limbs are freaking me out. I never noticed them on the mega drive.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 30 Apr 2019 17:37:16 18,986 posts
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    It's the sort of thing that usually gets cancelled and then years later leaked pictures emerge and everyone has a good old chuckle about how utterly ridiculous the project was, and how unbelievable it was that it even reached concept stage, let alone being completed and released.

    Except this has been completed and released. This is Carey's Catwoman.
  • nickthegun 30 Apr 2019 17:39:58 80,114 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    I remember someone photoshopping something within about 10 minutes of this Sonic model being leaked that looked about 1000x better than the real effort.
    It's actually quite amazing that a few relatively small tweaks makes so much difference.

  • SolidSCB 30 Apr 2019 17:52:29 11,988 posts
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    That's the one. Honestly if they'd have gone with that one I don't think this would have got half as much ridicule.
  • elstoof 30 Apr 2019 17:53:39 25,119 posts
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    Sonic looks like one of the kangaroo mutants from Tank Girl
  • SolidSCB 30 Apr 2019 17:56:48 11,988 posts
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    Just wait until they introduce Tails and Knuckles in the sequel.

    Sonic 2: Myxomatosis Strikes Back
  • JamboWayOh 30 Apr 2019 17:58:07 17,133 posts
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    MartyrSebastian150 wrote:
    Did they actually use a person in a Sonic suit while filming? He looks oddly realistic in certain shots.
    SuperBob lives on I see.
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