Sonic The Hedgehog Movie Page 2

  • simpleexplodingmaybe 30 Apr 2019 18:05:31 13,999 posts
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    SCH-MOKIN'
  • nickthegun 30 Apr 2019 18:14:59 82,363 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    Just wait until they introduce Tails and Knuckles in the sequel.

    Sonic 2: Myxomatosis Strikes Back
  • beastmaster 30 Apr 2019 19:10:05 20,933 posts
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    God, that looks fuckimg terrible. Canít wait to see it.
  • Vortex808 30 Apr 2019 20:17:19 13,867 posts
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    It looks utterly awful.
  • ZuluHero 30 Apr 2019 20:41:21 8,931 posts
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    Showed my daughter the trailer who wants to see it. /o\

    Weird choice of Gangstas Paradise for the music though, should have gone a Guardians of the Galaxy route and had an 80s soundtrack which would have actually been more fitting.
  • elstoof 30 Apr 2019 20:44:10 25,870 posts
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    Sonic wasn't released in the 80s
  • Malek86 30 Apr 2019 20:45:55 10,177 posts
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    The only sensible choice would have been to hire Jun Senoue for the music.

    Edited by Malek86 at 20:46:01 30-04-2019
  • Deleted user 30 April 2019 20:46:29
    Career ender this if you're on the credits.
  • ZuluHero 30 Apr 2019 20:51:33 8,931 posts
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    Must have been really early 90s then? I must have been older than I remember when I played it.

    Still, Gangstas Paradise would not have been the first song I would have associated with Sonic.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Apr 2019 20:59:41 20,053 posts
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    Joyless_Man wrote:
    Career ender this if you're on the credits.
    I guess it would be safe to say you're former banned user areallyniceman yes?
  • Baihu1983 30 Apr 2019 20:59:45 12,460 posts
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    Should have used super sonic racing
  • KRadiation 30 Apr 2019 21:06:28 1,524 posts
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    Does this mean we're going to get a horrible new Sonic game based on this abomination now ?
  • Baihu1983 30 Apr 2019 21:13:56 12,460 posts
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    KRadiation wrote:
    Does this mean we're going to get a horrible new Sonic game based on this abomination now ?
    Sonic 06 HD now with more human kissing
  • Deleted user 30 April 2019 21:16:11
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Joyless_Man wrote:
    Career ender this if you're on the credits.
    I guess it would be safe to say you're former banned user areallyniceman yes?
    No.

    I've never been nice.

    /Edgelord
  • Baihu1983 1 May 2019 04:29:52 12,460 posts
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    This would have worked fine


    https://i.imgur.com/lxftePR.png
  • Dirtbox 1 May 2019 04:33:37 91,420 posts
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    As an autistic, unsexually spectruminal she-man-wolf, I'm fully pumped for this cinematic spectacle. I have been sending SEGA my Sonic The Hedgehog FanFics for the last decade point five and have fully rounded out his origin story to the point of least possible digression either way. Amy Rose (エミー・ローズ Emī Rōzu), who is to be his betrothed after a particularly salacious scene with Tails (テイルス Teirusu), who falls foul to one of Robotics's snares which puts him into an invisible state and rapes her in the most erotic manner with his titular tails which have become huge tentacles. This however doesn't rattle Sonic, who is a man of his word and marries Amy regardless of her filthy hoeness, thusly giving hope to involuntarily celebrate betacucks like you.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 04:45:37 01-05-2019
  • Mola_Ram 1 May 2019 04:39:39 24,020 posts
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    He looks like a furry.
  • thelzdking 1 May 2019 06:19:23 10,117 posts
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    I hope Big the Cat and Espio the Chameleon are in it.
  • RGeefe 1 May 2019 08:32:11 1,090 posts
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    Why they didn't do an animated movie through Dreamworks or something I will never know. It's also about 25 years too late.

    Is Sonic even still popular with kids?
  • TrueSpins 1 May 2019 08:39:18 40 posts
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    I'm a bit confused by all this. Based on the trailer, the movie seems quite self-aware that sonic looks nuts, as depicted by the guy screaming in horror at him.

    Also, it's a kids movie, and again based on the trailer looked perfectly serviceable.
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 1 May 2019 08:48:14 32,523 posts
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    It's like they got a fan-made The Flash origin story script then slapped the closest IP they could find over it. Sonic, he also goes fast! The bad guy is one of DC Comics many gadget users, easily replaced with Robotnik! Let's not worry about the tropetacular "titular character is the sidekick to a human because people somehow won't understand what a Sonic is otherwise".

    I really do try to stay optimistic, but with the best will in the world I don't understand who they made this for, or why.
  • SolidSCB 1 May 2019 08:50:27 12,781 posts
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    It's going to be the Freddy Got Fingered of the 2010's.
  • RawShark 1 May 2019 10:20:29 1,210 posts
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    @SolidSCB If Sonic wanks off an elephant in it I'd be surprised.

    And aroused.
  • Waffleaber 1 May 2019 12:26:28 782 posts
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    The final shot of Carrey as Robotnik is looks good but why is he surrounded by giant mushrooms? Is he in some kind of mushroom kingdom?
  • ChocNut 1 May 2019 13:51:07 2,471 posts
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    I am in awe that this was shat out for 90 mill. Makes me feel great about my own work output.

    Who gave this sonic design the go ahead?
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