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I think that, if it's raining and he can't go out, James Dyson should just hunker down and get to work on that Dyson Cockblaster 5000 for Pes. EDIT Oh hai new page Edited by Ror at 22:46:19 23-06-2019 |
I feel like I am getting worse and slow at video games now • Page 2
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Ror 20,336 posts
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TitanWarlord93 475 posts
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up_the_ante 1,574 posts
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Registered 14 years agoAaronTurner wrote:
I've been playing GT Sport online quite a bit recently. I'll do what I think is a respectable lap time, be quite happy with myself, then check the top times leader board and find I'm about 5 seconds off the pace.
I’m 40 and have always loved car sims. My pace in them has dropped dramatically over the last decade. Retirement age should be 40! -
Salaman 24,162 posts
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Registered 17 years agochallenge_hanukkah wrote:
Speaking of old and dead soon ... is Wrinkly still about?
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PazJohnMitch 17,276 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI question whether I was ever any good.
I can still complete solo games on the hardest difficulty but I get completely destroyed at all forms of competitive online play. -
Yorkshire_Bourne 492 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI'm 40 with 1 kid (turned 12 today!) and even though I'm not that great at competitive online, I still get a thrill from not knowing how most games will end.
Still enjoying Apex Legends with random players as the game is never the same and I usually do OK even if I don't get a win.
My son loves gaming and has finally got bored of Fortnite!. He's moving onto Pubg and wants a gaming pc for Christmas so we can play together properly.
I do find I do most of my gaming between 3-7pm between picking the kid up from school and cracking on with making tea etc. I always have intentions of a late night 11-2am session, but as others have mentioned, I've woken up with a controller in my hands far more times than I'd like to admit!
Daily life is busy and with family in the mix you have to get the time in when you can. I don't think it's necessarily an age thing, it's just life getting in the fucking way! -
SuperPelican 12 posts
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Registered 2 years agoI’m 28, and in the last few years have found it harder to knuckle down and play games without being worried that other aspects of my life would suffer. I’ve recently started at the gym again and my energy levels have skyrocketed. I also stick to one main game at a time, and have a 5 game ‘to beat’ shelf so I can focus better. I find I’m a lot better when I play games now.. -
Jacky_123 1 posts
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Rum_Monkey 3,488 posts
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Registered 2 years agoHello Jacky, what's it going to be?
Kitchens, supplements or Internet helplines? -
Zippity-zap 691 posts
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Registered 8 years agoHello
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TechnoHippy 19,245 posts
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bone-on 805 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI'm 51 have 3 pisses a night, a fatty liver, piles, an ex wife, and an old dog which keeps pissing in the house.
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whatthefu 1,340 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRum_Monkey wrote:
Hello Jacky, what's it going to be?
Kitchens, supplements or Internet helplines?
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dominalien 10,703 posts
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Registered 15 years agobone-on wrote:
Almost afraid to ask, but piles of what?
I'm 51 have 3 pisses a night, a fatty liver, piles, an ex wife, and an old dog which keeps pissing in the house.
Apart from that I'm still alive and enjoy anything 2D these days.
Then I’m five years from 3 pisses a night? Better make them count. -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoPiles is UK slang for haemorrhoids.
Nearly 48, have managed to find a bit more time for gaming recently but it's a snatched 45 mins early morning or late evening. Gone are long sessions. And yeah, I'm really rubbish at games now. Far too many combos to remember -
docrob 1,795 posts
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Registered 13 years agoDougs wrote:
I’m the same age - 48 in June. My enthusiasm is undiminished, and the kids now being teenagers means that I have a bit more time to game than I used to. I’m also better at finishing things since I did the pigwhip challenge in 2019. However, the kids-being-teenagers thing means being shown up regularly. It started when my now 16yo was 13, and completed Dark Souls so many times he was doing it for fun to try out new builds. Now his brother is 13 and has just beaten the new Demon’s Souls on NG+.
Piles is UK slang for haemorrhoids.
Nearly 48, have managed to find a bit more time for gaming recently but it's a snatched 45 mins early morning or late evening. Gone are long sessions. And yeah, I'm really rubbish at games now. Far too many combos to remember -
Dirtbox 92,595 posts
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Registered 19 years agoI'm 47 in a week. I've never felt better.
Aside from breaking my sodding toe on the box I left in the hallway a few days ago.
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puddleduck 2,002 posts
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Registered 14 years ago@Dirtbox even on the dance mat? -
simpleexplodingmaybe 19,992 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI’m still in my 30s and not ashamed to admit playing on “story mode” some of the time these days -
hedben2013 2,261 posts
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Registered 9 years ago41. Still fine at PvP shooters, but fighting games are a struggle. Even the story mode in Tekken 7 at default difficulty gives me trouble, and online is frankly embarrassing -
dfunked09 2,406 posts
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Registered 1 year agosimpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
Yep, that's me most of the time. Normally start off on whatever the default is, but feel no shame in turning it down.
I’m still in my 30s and not ashamed to admit playing on “story mode” some of the time these days
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simpleexplodingmaybe 19,992 posts
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Registered 6 years ago@dfunked09 yeah that’s me.
I get at most 90 min around 11pm to play so can’t be doing with being stuck anymore.
If I’m playing as Batman I want to to be owning supervillains not getting spanked by grunts -
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Registered 8 years agoI’m 87 ,and still pwning noobs in Call of Duty with one hand, as I tweak my nipple barbell with the other. -
Technoishmatt 5,365 posts
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Registered 7 years agoComing up to 38, and I am just shy of platinum in ranked in Rainbow Six Siege.
I have no time to play though
Looking forward to when the kids are older and don't want to hang out any more so I can play more.gif)
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dfunked09 wrote:
Ha, this is very familiar
simpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
Yep, that's me most of the time. Normally start off on whatever the default is, but feel no shame in turning it down.
I’m still in my 30s and not ashamed to admit playing on “story mode” some of the time these days
I used to play stuff like Quake on nightmare mode FFS!
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