Jony Ive to leave Apple Page 8

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  • elstoof 3 Jul 2019 12:50:14 26,254 posts
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    Android phones are worse than living in New Jersey
  • Armoured_Bear 3 Jul 2019 13:02:50 29,302 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    They are their core demo. They need to convince everyone their phones are worth it, which is why they are like a youth club. My daughter is 11 and already if you haven't got an iPhone, youre the punk missing out on 90% of group chats.
    A friend in New York Met a girl one night and got her number, sent her a text and she replied that she couldnít date a guy with green texts
    That's beautiful.
  • nudistpete 3 Jul 2019 13:26:22 1,257 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    she replied that she couldnít date a guy with green texts
    Bullet dodged, imo.
  • Deleted user 3 July 2019 13:31:21
    Doesn't everyone just use whatsapp these days? I don't think I know anyone that doesn't have it anymore.
  • nudistpete 3 Jul 2019 13:33:33 1,257 posts
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    Joyless_Man wrote:
    Doesn't everyone just use whatsapp these days?
    Yo dawg, I herd it's just not a big thing in the US. Only shithole countries like Europe.
  • Fake_Blood 3 Jul 2019 13:35:02 10,693 posts
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    And Canadia.
  • Decks 3 Jul 2019 13:45:34 27,689 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    They are their core demo. They need to convince everyone their phones are worth it, which is why they are like a youth club. My daughter is 11 and already if you haven't got an iPhone, youre the punk missing out on 90% of group chats.
    A friend in New York Met a girl one night and got her number, sent her a text and she replied that she couldnít date a guy with green texts
    That's beautiful.
    She sounds like a moron. Almost as vapid as you are.
  • nudistpete 3 Jul 2019 13:47:20 1,257 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    She sounds like a moron. Almost as vapid as you are.
    She don't put out unless there's technogel on them pillows, brah.
  • Armoured_Bear 3 Jul 2019 14:06:31 29,302 posts
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    nudistpete wrote:
    Decks wrote:
    She sounds like a moron. Almost as vapid as you are.
    She don't put out unless there's technogel on them pillows, brah.
    A woman with high standards, admirable.
  • up_the_ante 3 Jul 2019 15:05:39 1,457 posts
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    New York girls are high maintenance. So Iíve heard
  • Khanivor 3 Jul 2019 15:47:59 44,689 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Syrette wrote:
    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Iím a professional brand strategist, head of strategy at one of the biggest brand agencies in the world.
    Miaow!

    ;)
    I realise slapping your cock down on the table is a bit gauche, but creds felt appropriate here. But yeah, soz.
    I've got no problem with it, quite the opposite - reminded me of that seminal EG moment when Otto said he was part of a team that wrote some EU laws or something.
    Otto may quite possibly have been the most sanctimonious poster in EG history but by god that was the most *glorious* pwnage on the entire internet in that year.
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