Following The worst game you've ever played Page 2

  • PazJohnMitch 1 Jul 2019 14:23:01 17,276 posts
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    Evolution on the DC is the worst JRPG I have played. Also absolutely hated Galaxy Force 2 on the Megadrive. (Although I have never really liked the on rails shooter genre as a whole. So I think that one is just me).

    I have played worse F2P mobile games and even a couple of cheap paid for Indies but those are the 2 worst full priced retail games I can think of.
  • Deleted user 1 July 2019 14:25:04
    NES Turtles although probably not the absolute worse was just an excercise in abject misery once you got past the start. So unbelievably unfair iirc.
  • Rogueywon 1 Jul 2019 14:25:54 12,387 posts
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    A few stinkers I've played:

    - Frontier: First Encounters: horribly broken at launch (in the days before widespread internet access) and even if you could get the patch to fix the crippling bugs, the game still failed to deliver what it said on the back of the box.

    - Lair on PS3, which I played before the controls were partially fixed via a patch. Basically unplayable at launch, with hideous motion controls knocking an otherwise 6/10 game down to 0/10.

    - Mad Dog McRee: a very old first-generation CD-ROM title, which my dad was absolutely obsessed with, but which was a truly dreadful FMV shooting gallery with barely functioning gameplay on top of terrible video.

    - Sonic 2006: that kiss wasn't even the worst thing about it (though it was pretty awful).

    - Final Fantasy XIV - before the Realm Reborn relaunch. With FF14 now basically the best and (by most measures) most popular subscription MMO around, it's easy to forget how awful the original launch was. Virtually no content, insane timesinks, ridiculous design decisions and a server-hosted UI with servers only in Japan (so huge input lag on every menu).
  • Samildanach 1 Jul 2019 14:26:50 641 posts
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    Quite a few BBC Micro games played like absolute dog shite, but as that was all I had experienced in the 80s, then I didn't know any better. Since then I've had plenty of experience with Gameboy, Mega drive, some SNES, Old school PC games and all the Playstations and it is hard to think of even one game that is truly bad. Maybe I've been lucky and careful with my choices, or maybe I'm just a crap critic, but yeah; some crap bbc micro game where you have to jump hazards on a water jet but the speed and inertia made it impossible very quickly. That's the worst.
  • JamboWayOh 1 Jul 2019 14:26:58 25,236 posts
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    adamasunder12 wrote:
    NES Turtles although probably not the absolute worse was just an excercise in abject misery once you got past the start. So unbelievably unfair iirc.
    That doesn't make them garbage games though just because you found them hard.
  • Deleted user 1 July 2019 14:29:47
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    adamasunder12 wrote:
    NES Turtles although probably not the absolute worse was just an excercise in abject misery once you got past the start. So unbelievably unfair iirc.
    That doesn't make them garbage games though just because you found them hard.
    True although it was unfairly hard as I remember. Not opposed to hard games at all.

    I think I remember reading it was horribly unbalanced a while back.
  • Deleted user 1 July 2019 14:30:46
    https://kotaku.com/that-time-a-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle-game-was-litera-1778291066

    Literally unbeatable. Many a sore afternoon on it.

    Edited by adamasunder12 at 14:30:56 01-07-2019
  • Deleted user 1 July 2019 14:31:29
    Oh that was PC. Nevermind then. I was just shit.

    Edited by adamasunder12 at 14:31:45 01-07-2019
  • askew 1 Jul 2019 14:32:16 24,121 posts
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    I remember being bought some JoWooD-published sci-fi strategy game on PC ~2000. Like a C&C rip-off.

    Also The Lost World: Jurassic Park on GameBoy.

    And all those demo games that used to come packaged with graphics cards.
  • Rhaegyr 1 Jul 2019 14:34:31 5,499 posts
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    Heavy Rain.

    Absolutely the worst the medium has to offer. Can't think of a single facet (except maybe the soundtrack) that isn't dogshit.

    This is coming from someone who bought the A-Team on the C64 too.
  • Alastair 1 Jul 2019 14:34:55 24,828 posts
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    There was a terrible Star Wars game on the Cube...
    it must have been shit because I completed it within 24 hrs of purchase. So it went back to Game/Electronics Boutique.

    Edit - Rebel Strike, I think.

    Edited by Alastair at 14:37:57 01-07-2019
  • Alastair 1 Jul 2019 14:35:51 24,828 posts
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    nudistpete wrote:
    Probably Doshin the Giant, the only game I've ever returned for a refund. It's one of those games people think are "charming" and awesome because we got a PAL release while the US didn't get it. I just didn't "get" it. Awesome music, though.
    I can certainly see what you mean.
    I quite enjoyed it, but was perhaps caught up in the 'charming' hype..
  • JamboWayOh 1 Jul 2019 14:40:42 25,236 posts
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    What was the Command and Conquer 3rd person game that Westwood unwisely made, you played a Commando and I remember it being dreadful. That and Daikatana. Fucking Daikatana. Oh and Duke Nukem Forever. That was also a stinker.
  • minky-kong 1 Jul 2019 14:51:08 14,787 posts
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    adamasunder12 wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    adamasunder12 wrote:
    NES Turtles although probably not the absolute worse was just an excercise in abject misery once you got past the start. So unbelievably unfair iirc.
    That doesn't make them garbage games though just because you found them hard.
    True although it was unfairly hard as I remember. Not opposed to hard games at all.

    I think I remember reading it was horribly unbalanced a while back.
    I'll vouch for the unfairly hard part, could never complete it over what must have been 10 years of trying on and off. The jetpack cunts in the Technodrome level were absoulte fuckers.

    I've played worse games though.
  • Deleted user 1 July 2019 14:54:24
    I don't even remember where I got to. Just remember hitting a brick wall.

    I've probably played worse but it left an indelible mark. That and ghost busters on the c64. Mainly for the instafail and subsequent 15 minute reload which then might not even load.

    Kids these days eh?
  • pyper777 1 Jul 2019 15:01:51 272 posts
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    Carmageddon64 and all these C64 games
    NATO Assault Course, Crazy Cars, Tintin on the Moon, Short Circuit, The Munsters.
  • ChiefGB 1 Jul 2019 16:02:00 13,815 posts
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    Christ almighty, too many spectrum games and the like that were just shit, and considered “full price” back in their day.
  • monsieur-Cosmo 1 Jul 2019 16:10:35 652 posts
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    There were many,
    But I can't remember any.
    One tends to remember the good, but forget the bad.

    Uh, Nightmare Creatures (PSX)?
  • nudistpete 1 Jul 2019 16:12:31 1,273 posts
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    ChiefGB wrote:
    Christ almighty, too many spectrum games and the like that were just shit, and considered “full price” back in their day.
    When I racked my brains to answer this question, I couldn't hand-on-heart think of any speccy games I thought were truly shit back in the day. In hindsight 90% of them are bobbins, but I can't remember one game I thought "fook that, not loading that piece of crap again", not even any of the 4,000,000 games I had on C90's.
  • Rogueywon 1 Jul 2019 16:20:10 12,387 posts
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    @JamboWayOh If you got past the first episode - the bit in the demo - then Daikatana managed to scale the heady heights of averageness. It just front-loaded its worst bits.
  • Rogueywon 1 Jul 2019 16:23:29 12,387 posts
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    Genuinely shit games, as opposed to disappointing ones, seem to come in waves. There was the famous Atari crash right back in the early days, mostly spurred by "too many shit games". The early PS1/N64/PC CD-ROM era also threw up a bunch of horrors as part of the awkward transition to CD and 3D. Then things improved again until the mid-2010s mobile and indie boom mined a fresh layer of shite.
  • Chug666 1 Jul 2019 16:55:09 768 posts
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    My megadrive came with the Fantasia game, which was impressively dreadful. I don't think I ever got through the fist stage, the collision detection was impossible to second guess and then I got Streets of Rage 2 so out it went.
  • PazJohnMitch 1 Jul 2019 17:01:54 17,276 posts
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    nudistpete wrote:
    ChiefGB wrote:
    Christ almighty, too many spectrum games and the like that were just shit, and considered “full price” back in their day.
    When I racked my brains to answer this question, I couldn't hand-on-heart think of any speccy games I thought were truly shit back in the day. In hindsight 90% of them are bobbins, but I can't remember one game I thought "fook that, not loading that piece of crap again", not even any of the 4,000,000 games I had on C90's.
    I had not included C64 games as I inherited my C64 and therefore did not select the games I had. I did try most I had though and the clear worst was one called Purple Turtle. What was worse is it had a £6.99 sticker on it which meant my cousin got royally screwed buying that.

    https://www.mobygames.com/game/c64/purple-turtles

    Edited by PazJohnMitch at 17:05:19 01-07-2019
  • minky-kong 1 Jul 2019 17:04:08 14,787 posts
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    Oh remembered Altered Beast, that was utter shit.
  • neilka 1 Jul 2019 17:06:15 24,021 posts
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    The concept of Shadow Gangs
  • challenge_hanukkah 1 Jul 2019 17:07:42 14,394 posts
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    The worst game no one will ever play.
  • Murbs 1 Jul 2019 17:11:39 25,151 posts
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    https://youtu.be/28N3BSAKN3Y
  • fontgeeksogood 1 Jul 2019 17:14:10 12,913 posts
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    The Colorado level on Hitman
  • Your-Mother 1 Jul 2019 17:18:59 8,172 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    What was the Command and Conquer 3rd person game that Westwood unwisely made, you played a Commando and I remember it being dreadful.
    It was terrible in single player but multiplayer was legitimately great. Vehicle combat and being able to go inside multi-level buildings (albeit with generic identikit interiors) before that was really a thing for FPS games, even some base building stuff. When it worked it really felt like you were inside a C&C map. But getting a good multiplayer game was rare even at launch, so yeah.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 1 Jul 2019 17:23:58 23,013 posts
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    Chug666 wrote:
    My megadrive came with the Fantasia game, which was impressively dreadful. I don't think I ever got through the fist stage, the collision detection was impossible to second guess and then I got Streets of Rage 2 so out it went.
    I absolutely loved Castle of Illusion and I was super hyped about Fantasia. Despite the shit reviews I bought it, and forced myself to complete it, several times, as I only used to get one or two games a year so didn’t have much choice. It was awful.
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