Annoying things that rightfully annoy you Page 10

  • Mola_Ram 3 Oct 2019 05:28:22 26,187 posts
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    Rodney wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    We're taught the two second rule here. If fewer than two seconds go by between the car in front passing something and you passing it, you're too close.
    Should be called three second rule. Most people count "1, 2" not realising that's really only one second.
    ...most people don't know how long a second is?
  • Rodney 3 Oct 2019 06:05:12 5,029 posts
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    In my experience, yeah, they count "1, 2", when they should count from 0 to 2, or 1 to 3..

    I've met three Australians who used the "2 second rule" to justify driving one second behind the person in front when I told them they were tailgating.

    It should be called the 3 second rule.
  • Mola_Ram 3 Oct 2019 06:11:40 26,187 posts
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    I've never seen that before. It sounds incredibly, incredibly dumb. Why would you call it the 3-second rule when it isn't 3 seconds? Maybe a "count to 3" rule would work, but it's still dumb.

    It reminds me of that old "bodybuilders arguing over number of days in a week" thing.

    https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1

    Edited by Mola_Ram at 06:13:22 03-10-2019
  • mrpon 3 Oct 2019 06:20:18 37,366 posts
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    That thread is amazing
  • BreadBinLidHero 3 Oct 2019 06:21:32 10,801 posts
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    If you get swole enough you can physically push eight days into a week.
  • Rodney 3 Oct 2019 06:28:45 5,029 posts
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    @Mola_Ram

    Yeah it's stupid, but general rules should assume stupidity
  • Mola_Ram 3 Oct 2019 06:38:13 26,187 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    That thread is amazing
    It really is the perfect example of arguing on the internet. It should be in a sociology textbook.
  • Deleted user 3 October 2019 09:41:12
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    That thread is amazing
    It really is the perfect example of arguing on the internet. It should be in a sociology textbook.
    Ack! I got 3 pages into that thread, then stopped reading and went back to work, but felt that, suddenly nothing I was doing made any sense to me anymore. It literally made me dumber.
  • challenge_hanukkah 3 Oct 2019 09:59:48 14,394 posts
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    I don't really mean that, I actually quite like dogs generally.

    It's just my scum neighbours have a cunt of dog that barks constantly and my kid's dog has cost me a small fucking fortune in vet bills recently.
  • Zomoniac 3 Oct 2019 10:37:32 10,628 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    Rodney wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    We're taught the two second rule here. If fewer than two seconds go by between the car in front passing something and you passing it, you're too close.
    Should be called three second rule. Most people count "1, 2" not realising that's really only one second.
    ...most people don't know how long a second is?
    Well...

  • Mola_Ram 3 Oct 2019 10:39:07 26,187 posts
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    My brain hurts
  • Some_Goats 5 Oct 2019 08:07:11 190 posts
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    When you select 'Help' or 'More' etc in a game and, instead of switching to an in-game screen, it opens up the internet browser.

    NOOOOOOOO!
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 7 Oct 2019 18:11:47 19,992 posts
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    I'm on my bus home from work

    Someone has brought a dog on with them

    The dog has had a shit on the bus
  • fontgeeksogood 7 Oct 2019 18:13:26 12,913 posts
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    So like us
  • Deleted user 7 October 2019 18:19:53
    Philosophy Dog
  • up_the_ante 7 Oct 2019 18:51:15 1,574 posts
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    Some_Goats wrote:
    When you select 'Help' or 'More' etc in a game and, instead of switching to an in-game screen, it opens up the internet browser.

    NOOOOOOOO!
    Never seen this in a game, but I've seen it in plenty applications, and they always choose Explorer
  • Deleted user 7 October 2019 19:07:02
    Happens in loads of Xbox games. Mainly published by MS
  • dominalien 8 Oct 2019 07:13:14 10,703 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    Rodney wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    We're taught the two second rule here. If fewer than two seconds go by between the car in front passing something and you passing it, you're too close.
    Should be called three second rule. Most people count "1, 2" not realising that's really only one second.
    ...most people don't know how long a second is?
    Well...

    I was taught to count 121, 122, 123 instead of 1, 2, 3 as that makes it much closer to one second when you say it in your head. I don't think it'd work if you think it like one-hundred-and-twenty-one, but one-twenty-one should be about right?
  • Mola_Ram 8 Oct 2019 07:31:37 26,187 posts
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    dominalien wrote:
    Zomoniac wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    Rodney wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    We're taught the two second rule here. If fewer than two seconds go by between the car in front passing something and you passing it, you're too close.
    Should be called three second rule. Most people count "1, 2" not realising that's really only one second.
    ...most people don't know how long a second is?
    Well...

    I was taught to count 121, 122, 123 instead of 1, 2, 3 as that makes it much closer to one second when you say it in your head. I don't think it'd work if you think it like one-hundred-and-twenty-one, but one-twenty-one should be about right?
    I've heard similar things. Like Americans saying "Mississippi" in between numbers.

    The timing has never really been an issue for me. But I've been playing music (recently percussion) for most of my life, so I can't really judge as it just feels normal to me.

    I do find it weird when people can't clap in time to music, though. Like at concerts and such.
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Oct 2019 08:59:41 12,913 posts
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    Fucking hell. This MUST be our lowest point
  • Decks 8 Oct 2019 09:02:18 31,013 posts
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    Liam Neeson famously cannot clap in time to the music. Also he can never put his shoes on the correct feet no matter how many times he's shown how to do it.
  • X201 8 Oct 2019 09:10:39 22,150 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    We're taught the two second rule here. If fewer than two seconds go by between the car in front passing something and you passing it, you're too close.
  • nudistpete 21 Sep 2020 23:13:07 1,273 posts
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    Bought a blu ray disc for the kids this weekend from Poundland. Youngest said she wanted to watch it when I was in the middle of washing the dishes. So I dry my hands and go connect the player to the TV (hasn't been used in ages), pop in the disc... Hoping to press Play and fuck off back to my sink full of dirty crap.

    "WARNING: IF YOU COPY THIS DISC YOU'LL BE PROSECUTED.." and associated screens for about three minutes, with animated Universal logos between warning screens. Completely unskippable on a nearly 30 year old movie almost everyone has seen and I doubt anyone would really give a fuck about copies of.

    Finally get to something I can skip through - a fucking animation thanking me for buying the blu ray. They probably wouldn't thank me if I knew I bought the fucker from Poundland.

    Another animated Universal logo.. Followed by an animated menu that takes about 15 seconds to get to the point where you can click the bloody Play button.

    By the time the movie started I felt murderous. I swear that in the heydays of DVD my player was h4x0r3d so I could skip everything I wanted which probably explains why I never went to prison for trying to bludgeon someone to death with a DVD remote.
  • Psiloc 21 Sep 2020 23:43:06 6,366 posts
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    I'm sure I read that you couldn't hack unskippable ads on DVDs because the disc literally doesn't have anything encoded for the scene the skip button should take you to. So it would have to be hacked disc by disc - which would never happen
  • BreadBinLidHero 22 Sep 2020 02:56:58 10,801 posts
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    You wouldn't skip a car...
  • dominalien 22 Sep 2020 05:43:04 10,703 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    I'm sure I read that you couldn't hack unskippable ads on DVDs because the disc literally doesn't have anything encoded for the scene the skip button should take you to. So it would have to be hacked disc by disc - which would never happen
    I have a Yamaha DVD that some dude has released custom firmware for back in the day and it lets you skip everything, so that’s not true.
  • Tonka 22 Sep 2020 05:53:15 31,979 posts
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    Disney DVDs are the worst.
  • FoxMoody 22 Sep 2020 08:19:17 144 posts
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    Pedestrians walking on bicycle lanes and cyclist driving on walkways.
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