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Labyrinth Sarah doesnt give 2 fucks about her baby brother being taken by the Goblin King. Runs away from home and becomes a skank. |
Rewrite a movie scene or ending where the characters behave realistically/intelligently • Page 2
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Addy__ 1,127 posts
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Alastair 23,699 posts
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Registered 18 years agoGremlins.
The boy follows the three key pieces of advice. And everything is cool. -
Addy__ 1,127 posts
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Registered 4 months agoCliffhanger.
Gabe saves Michael Rookers GF at the start and they have dinner that night.....followed by a 4 way. -
hedben2013 1,137 posts
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Registered 7 years agoDemolition Man
Stallone sees the 3 shells and promptly walks to the nearest suicide booth. /fin -
anephric 3,326 posts
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Registered 12 years agoWrath of Khan
Chekov remembers that the whole Ceti Alpha system is probably worth steering a reaaallly wide berth around and the Reliant has a nice uneventful, successful research mission. -
FWB 56,156 posts
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Registered 18 years agoMaverick and Iceman are kicked out of the navy under "Don't ask, don't tell". Top Gun 2 is about something very, very, very different. -
JamboWayOh 14,230 posts
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Registered 6 years agoFWB wrote:
You mean it's not called Bottom Gun 2? That's disappointing.
Maverick and Iceman are kicked out of the navy under "Don't ask, don't tell". Top Gun 2 is about something very, very, very different. -
Addy__ 1,127 posts
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Registered 4 months agoJamboWayOh wrote:
Top bum 2: Shaved dick
FWB wrote:
You mean it's not called Bottom Gun 2? That's disappointing.
Maverick and Iceman are kicked out of the navy under "Don't ask, don't tell". Top Gun 2 is about something very, very, very different. -
Nasty 4,828 posts
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Registered 15 years agoIndependence Day
Aliens remember to update their Symantec definitions prior to arriving at earth and successfully manage to wipe out entire human race. -
fontgeeksogood 6,541 posts
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Registered 1 year agoSunshine
No difference from the original movie -
richarddavies 6,778 posts
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Registered 11 years agoTerminator 2
Skynet realises sending 1 Terminator at a time doesn't work so just sends 50 back to fuck up John Connor.
Last hour of the movie is just a group of terminator's happily playing scrabble after decimating the human race. -
kentmonkey 23,073 posts
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Registered 15 years agoRocky
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Aliens
Ripley realises that chasing off after Newt when the reactor's about to blow up is a stupid idea. The alien queen never gets onto the Sulaco. Alien 3 never happens. Alien Resurrection never happens. -
Jono62 22,599 posts
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Registered 11 years agoLove Actually:
Andrew Lincoln gets punched by his best mate for trying to steal his wife -
JamboWayOh 14,230 posts
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Registered 6 years agoJono62 wrote:
Yeah this. What the fuck was that doing in a romantic comedy? Especially the bit where he's obsessing over pictures of her on his computer.
Love Actually:
Andrew Lincoln gets punched by his best mate for trying to steal his wife -
Technoishmatt 3,485 posts
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Registered 5 years agoThat was the most realistic part. -
neilka 22,606 posts
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Registered 14 years agoA Ghost Story, but all of the supernatural elements replaced with very real flatulence (title pending) -
Tonka 29,676 posts
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Registered 16 years agoFrodo jumps on a giant eagle, is captured by Nazguls within an hour. Sauron wins. -
Tonka 29,676 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThe russian terminator in Stranger Things 3 decides to not go to the old lab which has no connection to their secret lab anyway.
The Mindflayer is set free. -
challenge_hanukkah 11,044 posts
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Registered 6 years agoWrong Turn. Good looking idiot doesn't stop to ask directions from a creepy guy at a gas station because he invested in a map and a GPS system. Gets to his destination fine, gets a job in middle management and shats out a couple of fat kids. -
bone-on 350 posts
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Registered 5 years agoThe Abyss
Nah we can’t go that deep.
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RawShark 683 posts
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Registered 8 years agoJurassic World
Chris Pine is immediately ripped to pieces by velociraptors after jumping into their pen like an idiot. They are subsequently euthanised, and the ensuing animal rights protests forces the theme park to shut down.
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RaymondLuxuryYacht 345 posts
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Registered 4 years agoTonka wrote:
Read that as "Fredo" and was very confused for a while.
Frodo jumps on a giant eagle, is captured by Nazguls within an hour. Sauron wins. -
Mola_Ram 20,831 posts
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Registered 7 years agoFredo stops caring about running the stupid family, runs off and enjoys his life somewhere. -
RawShark 683 posts
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Registered 8 years agoFerris Buellers Day Off
Spends whole day wanking. -
Jono62 22,599 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThe Breakfast Club:
Teacher stays in the room for the during of detention and everyone sits in silence -
adamasunder12 464 posts
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Registered 3 months agoSigns
The water allergic aliens go to Mars. -
There's Something About Mary
Cameron Diaz asks Ben Stiller why he has cum hanging from his ear. Cancels date.
OR, if we're going to drill down on this - Ben Stiller does not cum on his ear because that is remarkably contrived. Instead he cums on his hand and shirt like a normal person. Changes shirt quickly, meets Cameron Diaz at the door, accidentally wipes remnants of semen on the back of her top when he gives her a hug.
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