Rewrite a movie scene or ending where the characters behave realistically/intelligently Page 2

  • Deleted user 13 August 2019 17:05:35
    Labyrinth

    Sarah doesnt give 2 fucks about her baby brother being taken by the Goblin King. Runs away from home and becomes a skank.
  • Alastair 13 Aug 2019 17:23:36 23,968 posts
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    Gremlins.
    The boy follows the three key pieces of advice. And everything is cool.
  • Deleted user 13 August 2019 17:27:53
    Cliffhanger.

    Gabe saves Michael Rookers GF at the start and they have dinner that night.....followed by a 4 way.
  • hedben2013 13 Aug 2019 17:32:43 1,270 posts
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    Demolition Man

    Stallone sees the 3 shells and promptly walks to the nearest suicide booth. /fin
  • anephric 13 Aug 2019 17:34:37 3,542 posts
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    Wrath of Khan

    Chekov remembers that the whole Ceti Alpha system is probably worth steering a reaaallly wide berth around and the Reliant has a nice uneventful, successful research mission.
  • FWB 13 Aug 2019 17:40:26 56,224 posts
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    Maverick and Iceman are kicked out of the navy under "Don't ask, don't tell". Top Gun 2 is about something very, very, very different.
  • JamboWayOh 13 Aug 2019 17:49:52 15,983 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Maverick and Iceman are kicked out of the navy under "Don't ask, don't tell". Top Gun 2 is about something very, very, very different.
    You mean it's not called Bottom Gun 2? That's disappointing.
  • Deleted user 13 August 2019 18:05:14
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    FWB wrote:
    Maverick and Iceman are kicked out of the navy under "Don't ask, don't tell". Top Gun 2 is about something very, very, very different.
    You mean it's not called Bottom Gun 2? That's disappointing.
    Top bum 2: Shaved dick
  • Nasty 13 Aug 2019 18:35:14 4,830 posts
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    Independence Day

    Aliens remember to update their Symantec definitions prior to arriving at earth and successfully manage to wipe out entire human race.
  • fontgeeksogood 13 Aug 2019 18:51:00 7,746 posts
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    Sunshine

    No difference from the original movie
  • richarddavies 13 Aug 2019 18:57:17 6,893 posts
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    Terminator 2

    Skynet realises sending 1 Terminator at a time doesn't work so just sends 50 back to fuck up John Connor.
    Last hour of the movie is just a group of terminator's happily playing scrabble after decimating the human race.
  • kentmonkey 13 Aug 2019 19:20:52 23,227 posts
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    Rocky

    The referee stops the fight in round 1
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 13 Aug 2019 20:00:25 6,918 posts
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    Aliens

    Ripley realises that chasing off after Newt when the reactor's about to blow up is a stupid idea. The alien queen never gets onto the Sulaco. Alien 3 never happens. Alien Resurrection never happens.
  • Jono62 13 Aug 2019 20:14:34 23,075 posts
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    Love Actually:

    Andrew Lincoln gets punched by his best mate for trying to steal his wife
  • JamboWayOh 13 Aug 2019 20:32:01 15,983 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Love Actually:

    Andrew Lincoln gets punched by his best mate for trying to steal his wife
    Yeah this. What the fuck was that doing in a romantic comedy? Especially the bit where he's obsessing over pictures of her on his computer.
  • Technoishmatt 13 Aug 2019 21:57:42 3,663 posts
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    That was the most realistic part.
  • neilka 13 Aug 2019 22:21:19 22,871 posts
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    A Ghost Story, but all of the supernatural elements replaced with very real flatulence (title pending)
  • Tonka 14 Aug 2019 06:48:42 29,976 posts
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    Frodo jumps on a giant eagle, is captured by Nazguls within an hour. Sauron wins.
  • Tonka 14 Aug 2019 06:50:05 29,976 posts
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    The russian terminator in Stranger Things 3 decides to not go to the old lab which has no connection to their secret lab anyway.

    The Mindflayer is set free.
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Aug 2019 07:46:23 11,693 posts
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    Wrong Turn. Good looking idiot doesn't stop to ask directions from a creepy guy at a gas station because he invested in a map and a GPS system. Gets to his destination fine, gets a job in middle management and shats out a couple of fat kids.
  • bone-on 14 Aug 2019 08:14:05 439 posts
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    The Abyss

    Nah we canít go that deep.

    The end
  • bone-on 14 Aug 2019 08:16:49 439 posts
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  • RawShark 14 Aug 2019 14:02:28 979 posts
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    Jurassic World

    Chris Pine is immediately ripped to pieces by velociraptors after jumping into their pen like an idiot. They are subsequently euthanised, and the ensuing animal rights protests forces the theme park to shut down.

    Also, a T-Rex gets out and Bryce Dallas Howard fails to outrun it while wearing high heels.
  • RaymondLuxuryYacht 14 Aug 2019 14:27:16 349 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    Frodo jumps on a giant eagle, is captured by Nazguls within an hour. Sauron wins.
    Read that as "Fredo" and was very confused for a while.
  • Mola_Ram 14 Aug 2019 14:32:30 21,854 posts
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    Fredo stops caring about running the stupid family, runs off and enjoys his life somewhere.
  • RawShark 14 Aug 2019 14:36:35 979 posts
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    Ferris Buellers Day Off

    Spends whole day wanking.
  • Jono62 14 Aug 2019 17:10:18 23,075 posts
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    The Breakfast Club:

    Teacher stays in the room for the during of detention and everyone sits in silence
  • Deleted user 14 August 2019 17:22:02
    Signs

    The water allergic aliens go to Mars.
  • RawShark 15 Aug 2019 17:18:38 979 posts
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    There's Something About Mary

    Cameron Diaz asks Ben Stiller why he has cum hanging from his ear. Cancels date.

    OR, if we're going to drill down on this - Ben Stiller does not cum on his ear because that is remarkably contrived. Instead he cums on his hand and shirt like a normal person. Changes shirt quickly, meets Cameron Diaz at the door, accidentally wipes remnants of semen on the back of her top when he gives her a hug.
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