Following PS5 - 'leaked' design

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  • Carlo 21 Aug 2019 13:13:28 21,272 posts
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    Not a fucking chance.

    Looks like a PCEngine more than a design from Sony. And how is this 'leaked'.
  • elstoof 21 Aug 2019 13:20:25 25,676 posts
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    “Genius cooling system” which is just “large holes on all sides”
  • You-can-call-me-kal 21 Aug 2019 13:22:25 19,726 posts
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    Apparently they’ve based the next generation on the EG PS4 thread, and so cooling has been prioritised over literally everything else. It doesn’t even play games. It’s effectively an air conditioning unit.
  • richarddavies 21 Aug 2019 13:22:57 7,665 posts
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    I would be dubious but it's an article on the sun so I think its 100% true.
  • JamboWayOh 21 Aug 2019 13:26:29 19,315 posts
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    I don't see an ethernet port...
  • elstoof 21 Aug 2019 13:28:22 25,676 posts
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    On the plus side there’s 5 controller ports, but that probably means we’re losing wireless controllers
  • neilka 21 Aug 2019 13:55:29 23,342 posts
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    Finally a solution to the dilemma of where to rest your quiche while you're gaming.
  • Graxlar_v3 21 Aug 2019 13:58:23 10,033 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    Not a fucking chance.

    Looks like a PCEngine more than a design from Sony. And how is this 'leaked'.
    Did no one see who ‘spotted’ This?
  • SolidSCB 21 Aug 2019 14:12:36 12,492 posts
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    Can you imagine having that monstrosity in your living room? It looks like it was designed by a 6 year old me.
  • mothercruncher 21 Aug 2019 14:15:40 17,736 posts
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    It looks like something Microsoft would have been proud of in 2005.
  • JamboWayOh 21 Aug 2019 14:15:58 19,315 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Carlo wrote:
    Not a fucking chance.

    Looks like a PCEngine more than a design from Sony. And how is this 'leaked'.
    Did no one see who ‘spotted’ This?
    Ha, the cunt has a website even after he died.
  • DaM 21 Aug 2019 14:21:57 17,459 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Carlo wrote:
    Not a fucking chance.

    Looks like a PCEngine more than a design from Sony. And how is this 'leaked'.
    Did no one see who ‘spotted’ This?
    Apparently it's being made and exported by African farmers, put out of business by the evil EU.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 21 Aug 2019 14:53:44 24,919 posts
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    It won't look like that but I kind of like it. Like a pair of shorts from the future.
  • JamboWayOh 21 Aug 2019 14:55:41 19,315 posts
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    Hopefully it's got a vulcanised rubber lining.
  • Armoured_Bear 21 Aug 2019 15:07:47 28,821 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Apparently they’ve based the next generation on the EG PS4 thread, and so cooling has been prioritised over literally everything else. It doesn’t even play games. It’s effectively an air conditioning unit.
    Thank god!
    Sounds amazing....
  • Carlo 21 Aug 2019 15:15:44 21,272 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    Carlo wrote:
    Not a fucking chance.

    Looks like a PCEngine more than a design from Sony. And how is this 'leaked'.
    Did no one see who ‘spotted’ This?
    Apparently it's being made and exported by African farmers, put out of business by the evil EU.
    Are we still doing this joke?
  • JamboWayOh 21 Aug 2019 15:18:19 19,315 posts
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    PlayStation 5 in association with TECHNOGEL.
  • Deleted user 21 August 2019 15:23:25
    That looks like a projector to me.

    Sun are certainly projecting. /taxi!
  • Carlo 21 Aug 2019 15:24:36 21,272 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Finally a solution to the dilemma of where to rest your quiche while you're gaming.
    I foresee an addon that fits in that gap from fleshlight, officially licenced of course
  • jack5255 21 Aug 2019 15:35:01 875 posts
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    Thats a built in pizza slice re-heater if i’ve ever seen one
  • PazJohnMitch 22 Aug 2019 08:05:37 15,796 posts
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    Dev kit: Maybe
    Actual console: No chance
  • Malek86 22 Aug 2019 08:22:29 10,091 posts
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    Apparently, some Codemasters dev confirmed it's a dev kit.

    Now let's just hope it's not the actual console too.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 22 Aug 2019 08:24:32 24,919 posts
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    Why?
  • Deleted user 22 August 2019 08:32:04
    I don't really give a shit what it looks like. I just don't want it to sound like I'm living next to Terminal 2 @ Manchester airport.
  • mrpon 22 Aug 2019 08:33:53 36,224 posts
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    What he says ^^ it could look like a throbbing penis for all I care.

    Ironically, I now live next to T2.

    True story.
  • Malek86 22 Aug 2019 08:43:49 10,091 posts
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    Because it reminds me too much of the OG Xbox.
  • Deleted user 22 August 2019 10:37:17
    Suddenly realised why it had a great big "V" in the middle.

    D'oh.
  • ERG1008 22 Aug 2019 10:47:09 816 posts
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    Edited by ERG1008 at 10:47:44 22-08-2019
  • RawShark 22 Aug 2019 10:49:01 1,188 posts
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    Looks like a jetpack. I could totally go for a jetpack.
  • Load_2.0 22 Aug 2019 10:51:24 31,627 posts
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    The RJ45 connection definitely swings my opinion towards Legit.
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