PS5 - 'leaked' design • Gaming • PS4 • Eurogamer.net

Carlo 21 Aug 2019 13:13:28 21,801 posts
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Not a fucking chance.

Looks like a PCEngine more than a design from Sony. And how is this 'leaked'.

elstoof 21 Aug 2019 13:20:25 28,125 posts
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“Genius cooling system” which is just “large holes on all sides”

You-can-call-me-kal 21 Aug 2019 13:22:25 23,013 posts
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Apparently they’ve based the next generation on the EG PS4 thread, and so cooling has been prioritised over literally everything else. It doesn’t even play games. It’s effectively an air conditioning unit.

richarddavies 21 Aug 2019 13:22:57 8,312 posts
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I would be dubious but it's an article on the sun so I think its 100% true.

JamboWayOh 21 Aug 2019 13:26:29 25,236 posts
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I don't see an ethernet port...

elstoof 21 Aug 2019 13:28:22 28,125 posts
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On the plus side there’s 5 controller ports, but that probably means we’re losing wireless controllers

neilka 21 Aug 2019 13:55:29 24,021 posts
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Finally a solution to the dilemma of where to rest your quiche while you're gaming.

Deleted user 21 August 2019 13:58:23

Carlo wrote:
Not a fucking chance.

Looks like a PCEngine more than a design from Sony. And how is this 'leaked'.

Did no one see who ‘spotted’ This?

SolidSCB 21 Aug 2019 14:12:36 16,771 posts
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Can you imagine having that monstrosity in your living room? It looks like it was designed by a 6 year old me.

mothercruncher 21 Aug 2019 14:15:40 19,474 posts
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It looks like something Microsoft would have been proud of in 2005.

JamboWayOh 21 Aug 2019 14:15:58 25,236 posts
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Graxlar_v3 wrote:

Carlo wrote:
Not a fucking chance.

Looks like a PCEngine more than a design from Sony. And how is this 'leaked'.
Did no one see who ‘spotted’ This?

Ha, the cunt has a website even after he died.

DaM 21 Aug 2019 14:21:57 17,729 posts
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Graxlar_v3 wrote:

Carlo wrote:
Not a fucking chance.

Looks like a PCEngine more than a design from Sony. And how is this 'leaked'.
Did no one see who ‘spotted’ This?

Apparently it's being made and exported by African farmers, put out of business by the evil EU.

Decks 21 Aug 2019 14:53:44 31,013 posts
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It won't look like that but I kind of like it. Like a pair of shorts from the future.

JamboWayOh 21 Aug 2019 14:55:41 25,236 posts
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Hopefully it's got a vulcanised rubber lining.

Armoured_Bear 21 Aug 2019 15:07:47 31,233 posts
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You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
Apparently they’ve based the next generation on the EG PS4 thread, and so cooling has been prioritised over literally everything else. It doesn’t even play games. It’s effectively an air conditioning unit.

Thank god!
Sounds amazing....

Carlo 21 Aug 2019 15:15:44 21,801 posts
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DaM wrote:

Graxlar_v3 wrote:

Carlo wrote:
Not a fucking chance.

Looks like a PCEngine more than a design from Sony. And how is this 'leaked'.
Did no one see who ‘spotted’ This?
Apparently it's being made and exported by African farmers, put out of business by the evil EU.

Are we still doing this joke?

JamboWayOh 21 Aug 2019 15:18:19 25,236 posts
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PlayStation 5 in association with TECHNOGEL.

Deleted user 21 August 2019 15:23:25

That looks like a projector to me.

Sun are certainly projecting. /taxi!

Carlo 21 Aug 2019 15:24:36 21,801 posts
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neilka wrote:
Finally a solution to the dilemma of where to rest your quiche while you're gaming.

I foresee an addon that fits in that gap from fleshlight, officially licenced of course

jack5255 21 Aug 2019 15:35:01 880 posts
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Thats a built in pizza slice re-heater if i’ve ever seen one

PazJohnMitch 22 Aug 2019 08:05:37 17,276 posts
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Dev kit: Maybe
Actual console: No chance

Malek86 22 Aug 2019 08:22:29 12,331 posts
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Apparently, some Codemasters dev confirmed it's a dev kit.

Now let's just hope it's not the actual console too.

Decks 22 Aug 2019 08:24:32 31,013 posts
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Why?

Deleted user 22 August 2019 08:32:04

I don't really give a shit what it looks like. I just don't want it to sound like I'm living next to Terminal 2 @ Manchester airport.

mrpon 22 Aug 2019 08:33:53 37,366 posts
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What he says ^^ it could look like a throbbing penis for all I care.

Ironically, I now live next to T2.

True story.

Malek86 22 Aug 2019 08:43:49 12,331 posts
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Because it reminds me too much of the OG Xbox.

Deleted user 22 August 2019 10:37:17

Suddenly realised why it had a great big "V" in the middle.

D'oh.

ERG1008 22 Aug 2019 10:47:09 817 posts
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Edited by ERG1008 at 10:47:44 22-08-2019

RawShark 22 Aug 2019 10:49:01 2,202 posts
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Looks like a jetpack. I could totally go for a jetpack.

Load_2.0 22 Aug 2019 10:51:24 33,582 posts
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The RJ45 connection definitely swings my opinion towards Legit.