Planning a camping trip. Page 6

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  • Armoured_Bear 13 Jan 2020 00:53:47 28,701 posts
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    Sounds romantic
  • ZuluHero 13 Jan 2020 09:02:14 8,655 posts
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    Wow, you're meeting his mother now? Sounds like the relationship is going well.
  • Load_2.0 13 Jan 2020 09:10:06 31,406 posts
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    I'm surprised she didn't get a pounding. The ladies like a bit of Rodimus jnr.
  • mothercruncher 13 Jan 2020 10:06:36 17,627 posts
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    Rod’s rod, bang ‘em and jog (on).
  • sport 13 Jan 2020 10:13:29 15,889 posts
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    Rodimus-Prime wrote:
    He's quite big on climbing i think, i often catch him saying 'i wanna stand with you on a mountain' quietly
    This. This is beautiful.
  • askew 13 Jan 2020 10:57:01 21,339 posts
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    You need to reply: "I wanna bathe with you in the sea"
  • ZuluHero 13 Jan 2020 11:38:28 8,655 posts
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    "And make love to you in haystacks or the branches of tall trees..."
  • fontgeeksogood 13 Jan 2020 11:42:25 9,523 posts
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    "then rape you as you sleep in my roofied tent..."
  • JamboWayOh 13 Jan 2020 11:55:47 18,852 posts
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    Definitely a bottom.
  • Jono62 13 Jan 2020 11:58:42 24,841 posts
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    He'll be looking for coin on them mountains
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 13 Jan 2020 11:59:14 8,421 posts
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    Rodimus-Prime wrote:
    He's quite big on climbing i think, i often catch him saying 'i wanna stand with you on a mountain' quietly, whereas i'm more interested in exploring caves and neolithic sites.
    This is definitely a piss-take.
  • Jono62 13 Jan 2020 12:02:54 24,841 posts
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    Would do you mean? He's a PI on £30,000 a year who saved his company money by installing a Microsoft product, who has woman dripping just by looking at him, who managed to find a biscuit thief by swapping bourbons for pink wafers and wanting them to get fired for this. Makes sense.
  • Dirt3 13 Jan 2020 12:06:48 987 posts
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    So saved from the polar bear attack in January, only to be subjected to death by 1000000 midge bites in April.

    I hear that the midge bites are more painful than that blood eagle thing in vikings.
  • prettyvacant 13 Jan 2020 12:49:54 371 posts
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    @Rodimus-Prime Yeah you will have to brave the dreaded Midge but the best way of deterring them is to get a little bit of dog shit -Labrador is best- and wipe it on your forehead , this will keep the little buggers away .

    It's a bit of a well kept secret , I mean would you tell people you wipe shit on your face ? But every clever Scot does it !
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 13 Jan 2020 12:51:10 8,421 posts
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    @prettyvacant That's fine for your upper body, but I thought you also needed some shit inside one of your shoes for the lower half?
  • prettyvacant 13 Jan 2020 12:53:20 371 posts
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    Actually now you've reminded me that is good advice , also you will need to re-apply it so carry some with you in some tupperware .
  • mrpon 13 Jan 2020 12:55:33 36,139 posts
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    Yup, works for Gillian McKeith.
  • JamboWayOh 13 Jan 2020 13:00:52 18,852 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Would do you mean? He's a PI on £30,000 a year who saved his company money by installing a Microsoft product, who has woman dripping just by looking at him, who managed to find a biscuit thief by swapping bourbons for pink wafers and wanting them to get fired for this. Makes sense.

    Don't forget he drives a merc.
  • Dirt3 13 Jan 2020 13:26:42 987 posts
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    Merc cabriolet is the choice of mountain rescue vehicle drivers every time.

    You'll be fine in that car.
  • Salaman 13 Jan 2020 15:15:52 23,812 posts
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    Can't he just tell his mum he's going to a 10 day wrestlemania-thon somewhere next month and then you can stay true to his original vision?
  • Rodimus-Prime 19 Jan 2020 08:37:31 373 posts
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    Wrestlemania isn't until April, so i don't think that will work.

    Plus February's PPV is actually going to be in Saudi Arabia.
  • arty 11 Feb 2020 09:14:18 709 posts
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    Is this you Rodimus?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-51447226
  • Graxlar_v3 11 Feb 2020 09:16:38 9,933 posts
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    arty wrote:
    Is this you Rodimus?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-51447226
    Nah Roddy would come prepared! he would have to be carrying an ice pick, otherwise how would he get to the juicy brains?
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