Following Eurogamer bought by Chinese government

  • Carlo 19 Oct 2019 09:36:58 21,225 posts
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    Kidding!

    If it was though, what wouldn't you be allowed to post?
  • Carlo 19 Oct 2019 09:38:35 21,225 posts
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  • Armoured_Bear 19 Oct 2019 10:51:48 28,701 posts
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    Haha!
  • cowell 19 Oct 2019 10:53:53 2,155 posts
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    Thatís some pretty deep satire there. Chris Morris watch out
  • DodgyPast 19 Oct 2019 12:11:05 9,339 posts
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    I was just thinking we needed a thread to post about how horrible China has become... and now we have one.
  • Load_2.0 19 Oct 2019 12:13:50 31,406 posts
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    There's a Chinese buffet near me and the waiters are the robots from Rocky IV.

    So it's not all bad.
  • richarddavies 19 Oct 2019 12:16:52 7,606 posts
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    I think the Chinese would he anti shitting in chairs.
  • Cappy 19 Oct 2019 21:01:06 14,193 posts
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    Not true. They have entire towns full of shit befouled chairs. It was a state work creation scheme employing scores of people at each location setting up the chairs and building a recreation of a UK home to house them in.

    Where do you think Mowgli has been for the last few years? The Chinese Government has him working around the clock meeting a chair shitting quota ever since they realised they were losing against the UK in the shit chair arms race.

    They've got their finger on the button and are prepared to launch Mowgli directly at Hong Kong.
  • challenge_hanukkah 19 Oct 2019 21:04:39 12,663 posts
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    Cappy wrote:
    Not true. They have entire towns full of shit befouled chairs. It was a state work creation scheme employing scores of people at each location setting up the chairs and building a recreation of a UK home to house them in.

    Where do you think Mowgli has been for the last few years? The Chinese Government has him working around the clock meeting a chair shitting quota ever since they realised they were losing against the UK in the shit chair arms race.

    They've got their finger on the button and are prepared to launch Mowgli directly at Hong Kong.
    Glol
  • elstoof 19 Oct 2019 21:09:27 25,589 posts
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    I donít think we could complain
  • X201 19 Oct 2019 21:33:16 20,586 posts
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    cowell wrote:
    Thatís some pretty deep satire there. Chris Morris watch out
    Try Level 2 satire

  • fontgeeksogood 19 Oct 2019 22:51:34 9,523 posts
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    Xiaogli
  • DodgyPast 20 Oct 2019 12:25:22 9,339 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    There's a Chinese buffet near me and the waiters are the robots from Rocky IV.

    So it's not all bad.
    Chinese in England is so much better than real Chinese food which is generally dissapointingly bland.
  • thelzdking 21 Oct 2019 06:50:59 10,020 posts
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    DodgyPast wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    There's a Chinese buffet near me and the waiters are the robots from Rocky IV.

    So it's not all bad.
    Chinese in England is so much better than real Chinese food which is generally dissapointingly bland.
    Paging ecosse to the thread.
  • Dirtbox 21 Oct 2019 07:27:14 91,337 posts
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  • Dirtbox 21 Oct 2019 07:28:26 91,337 posts
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    DodgyPast wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    There's a Chinese buffet near me and the waiters are the robots from Rocky IV.

    So it's not all bad.
    Chinese in England is so much better than real Chinese food which is generally dissapointingly bland.
    It's worse than that, unless you're into slimy gristle and vinegar sauce.
  • mothercruncher 21 Oct 2019 09:08:37 17,627 posts
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    I know it's bad for me but I do like the salt, rat shit and asbestos seasoning China specialises in though.
  • Armoured_Bear 21 Oct 2019 09:19:43 28,701 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    DodgyPast wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    There's a Chinese buffet near me and the waiters are the robots from Rocky IV.

    So it's not all bad.
    Chinese in England is so much better than real Chinese food which is generally dissapointingly bland.
    Paging ecosse to the thread.
    I was actually a bit disappointed with the food in Beijing last year.
    Some good stuff - Peking Duck, dumplings, lamb Muslim dishes but plenty of the other stuff was extremely greasy and sweet and felt really unhealthy and not in a good way.

    However, I'll be in Hong Kong in a month and mah belly will be getting filled with Dim Sum which is bloody fantastic.
  • challenge_hanukkah 21 Oct 2019 09:28:47 12,663 posts
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    Street dysentery.
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