Following Play What You Get, Get What You Play (2020)

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  • DuckBreaker 31 Dec 2019 15:20:59 74 posts
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    It started with a cry for help...

    It then devolved into an apocalyptic orgy of wild gaming abandon.

    It needs must evolve into the perfect blend of challenge, ridicule, thoughtfulness, insult, and a calming sense of self improvement.

    It's a shame then that there's an unabashed shower of piss blankets signed up to last year's challenge who are being unceremoniously yanked into this year's effort (against their will, fuck you, GDPR).

    There was no fuss, but had there been and were you to wonder what it was all about, it's not too late for newcomers to get on the bandwagon. Mission: stop buying shit you won't play, stop abandoning things you're playing for shit reasons, and be the best darned gamer you can be.*



    * or I'll fucking cut you






    THE OFFICIAL PIGWHIP 2020 RULES * may be subject to minor changes / clarifications just in case we misheard the Mighty Duck the first time

    PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT IN 2020...

    You have 3 slots for the Pigwhip Challenge: this means you can have a maximum of 3 games on the go at any one time. You fail the challenge if you have 4 games on the go at any one time or if you have 3 failed slots. Boo hoo. You win if you make it to late December 2020 without overstuffing yourself.

    ALL newly purchased games, backlog games, dlc, expansions, season passes etc. count. It doesn't matter whether it's a new game or an old game, gamepass, game compilation, humble bundle or whatever else. Rules lawyering is sure to invoke the wrath of the Mighty Duck...so don't even try it.

    As soon as you buy or otherwise obtain or install a new game, it counts. If you start playing a previosly uncompleted old / backlog game, it counts. If you can't be bothered to play a game you just bought in a sale, that's your lookout. The box can gather dust on the shelf and it will still count.

    WHAT IF I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND ABOUT A GAME?

    Trial Period for Indecisive Sorts: There is one exception. You can test out backlog / humble bundle / gamepass type games for a couple of hours in order to see if you want to put them on your list. If you play a game for longer than 2 hours, it goes on your list and takes up a slot.

    WHAT IF I'M A WEAK WILLED NO HOPER AND GIVE UP ON A GAME?

    Failed slots can be recovered via the performance of good deeds (in games or otherwise). So if you choose a game you don't like and abandon it like a cry baby because it's too hard, you better get on your knees, beg for forgiveness and tell us how you're going to atone. If we're suitably impressed by your good deed we might evacuate your slot.

    WHAT IF I HUMILIATED MYSELF IN 2019 WITH A HORRIBLE PIGWHIP PERFORMANCE?

    A Clean Slate for 2020: If you made a mess of things in 2019, we won't hold it entirely against you. Just say if you want the misdeeds of the past to be banished and never spoken of again and your shameful record shall be expunged.

    WHAT IF I'VE STILL GOT A BUNCH OF GAMES ON THE GO?
    If you're happy to continue with your tail end of 2019 stuff, that's ok. BUT....only 3 games, mind. None of this 5 game luxury stuff, so you might have to drop something off your current list. Sorry about thatNO WE'RE NOT!

    This does mean you're going to have to pick and choose games MUCH MORE CAREFULLY, but there you go, that's life and it's not fair.

    Edited by DuckBreaker at 12:45:29 01-01-2020
  • DuckBreaker 31 Dec 2019 15:21:05 74 posts
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    We have 21 victims, and this is how the breakdown of slots used looks right now...

    3x🦆 👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻

    2x🦆 👨🏻👨🏾👨🏻👨🏻👧🏿👨🏻👨🏻👩👨🏻

    1x🦆 👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻

    0x🦆 👨🏻

    ...plus they have finished 88 games between them, so that's nice.

    Note: demographic breakdown may not be 100% accurate


    It is with a great sense of smugness, and not a little glee, that we must dutifully report on the 54 losers.

    AddyB_: Have fun all
    Bowak29:
    bighairybear65: Mooching big hairy bear
    Carlo:
    CrispyXUKTurbo:
    DakeyrasUK:
    DangerousDave_87: All the best folks!
    Derblington:
    Devilligan:
    docrob: Off to the 52 games thread
    Dombat:
    elephantjuice:
    erniewhatbert: Fatherhood awaits...no time for games
    Flying_Pig:
    Graxlar_v3:
    gordon_woodbine:
    GuybrushFreepwood: Because he is also a MightyPirate
    HarryPalmer:
    HelloNo:
    Huggybear:
    Humperfunk:
    JoelStinty: Excusing myself.
    kosigan:
    LoneWolf80: I am out guys. I had forgot about this thread.
    Malek86:
    mangojoe:
    Mola_Ram:
    Murbs: Triple poops
    OllyJ: Bowed out
    OnlyJoeKing: I'm all joked out.
    PazJohnMitch: It is all over already.
    Phattso: Aaaaand I'm bust
    rice_sandwich: Too busy with other stuff to play games this year
    robthehermit:
    RunningMan:
    RyanDS:
    SambaApe:
    samharper:
    Saul_Iscariot: Unexpected Dreams
    simpleexplodingmaybe:
    SnackPlissken: Game over man.
    Spectral:
    splosh:
    StixxUK:
    Switch024: 3 years of failure. Maybe next year!
    THFourteen:
    Toaster05:
    TommyUnderwear:
    Trafford:
    UncleLou:
    vyseofhr:
    wuntyate: Third time in a row I've failed!
    Zomoniac:
    ZuluHero:



    And now the roster of potential heroes who are still in the fight:



    🏆🏆 Cappy ( 🦆 🦆 _ 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Fear Effect, Bloodborne
    🎯 Rise of the Tomb Raider, Bothers: A Tale of Two Sons†, The First Tree†, The Last Guardian, Rime, The Girl and the Robot, Gal Gun: Double Peace†


    👼🏆 Ceelion ( 🦆 🦆 🦆 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 COD Warzone , Jedi Fallen Order , Sekiro
    🎯 Shadow of the Colossus, Animal Crossing


    🏆🏆 Chug666 ( 🦆 🦆 🦆 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Into the Breach, Days Gone, Galak Z
    🎯 Banner Saga, God of War, The Surge/ Beat Sigrun GoW, Hard West, Wreckfest


    👼🏆 CowsMakeNoise ( 🦆 🦆 🦆 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Blood Bowl 2, Evil Within 2, Rainbow Six Siege
    🎯 Batman Enemy Within, Layers of Fear, Prey, Nioh, Shadow of the Tomb Raider


    🏆🏆 crashVoodoo ( 🦆 🦆 🦆 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 ghost recon breakpoint, Wildlands, Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    🎯 Prison Architect, Zelda link's awakening, Stanley Parable, Transport Fever 2, Luigi's Mansion , Cities Skyline +dlc, Mutant Year Zero, Assassin's Creed Origins , Oxenfree, Rime, Subnautica, Far Cry 5


    👼👼 damagedinc ( 🦆 🦆 _ 🎯 )

    🦆 Cuphead, Fallen Order
    🎯 Bayonetta


    👼🏆 DMJ ( 🦆 🦆 🦆 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Breath of the Wild, Dragon Quest XI, Persona 4 Golden
    🎯 Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, Yakuza 0, Animal Crossing: New Horizons


    🏆🏆 dominalien ( 🦆 🦆 🦆 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Half Life Alyx , Dragon Age: Inquisition, Xenosaga Episode III
    🎯 Death Stranding , Indivisible


    🏆🏆 ghearoid ( 🦆 🦆 _ 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Dragon Quest XI, Animal Crossing: New Horizons
    🎯 Story of Seasons Trio of Towns 3DS, Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright, Xenoblade Chronicles DE


    👼🏆 Gl3n ( 🦆 🦆 _ 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Return of the Obra Dinn, Disco Elysium
    🎯 Wargroove, Tetris Effect, Modern Warfare, Outer Wilds, DOS 2


    🏆🏆 Jono62 ( 🦆 _ _ 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Animal Crossing
    🎯 Phoenix Wright Trilogy, Edith Finch, Grim Fandango, Flashback, Tetris 99, Murder by Numbers


    -- MiniSchnauz ( 🦆 🦆 🦆 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Disco Elysium, Alan Wake, Children of Morta
    🎯 Witcher 3, Hollow Knight


    🏆🏆 monkman76 ( _ _ _ 🎯 )

    🎯 Control (xb1)


    🏆- Nazo ( 🦆 _ 🦆 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Steins Gate Elite, Nier: Automata
    🎯 Tales of Beseria, Shenmue 3, Persona 5 Scramble: The Phantom Strikers†


    🏆🏆 Red_Bool ( 🦆 _ _ 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Divinity: Original Sin 2
    🎯 Luigi's Mansion 3, Flashback, Skyrim (Switch), Resident Evil 4


    🏆🏆 Rivuzu ( 🦆 🦆 _ 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Yakuza 6, Granblue Fantasy Versus
    🎯 Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order, Nier Automata


    🏆💩 Rodderz ( 🦆 🦆 _ 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Gold Edition, Assassins Creed: Oranges
    🎯 The City that Never Sleeps, Titanfall 2, Days Gone, FFVIIR, Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire, CoD: WWII, GTA V, Star Wars: Battlefront II


    👼🏆 Samildanach ( 🦆 🦆 🦆 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Thunder Force III/AC/Spirits, Bloodborne, Uncharted 4
    🎯 Alien Isolation, Gunlord X, The Order 1886, Thunder Force II , Sigil, Astebreed, Dragon Age Inquisition, Assassin's Creed Unity


    👼👼 spookyxelectric ( 🦆 🦆 _ 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Life is Strange 2., Guacamelee 2
    🎯 Arkham Asylum , Arkham City, Batman Telltale , Final Fantasy VII Remake


    🏆🏆 Technoishmatt ( 🦆 _ _ )

    🦆 CoD warzone


    🏆🏆 Vortex808 ( 🦆 _ 🦆 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 )

    🦆 Outer Worlds, COD Warzone
    🎯 Life Is Strange 2, Batman The Telltale Series, Batman The Enemy Within, Gears 5, Borderlands 3

    Edited by DuckBreaker at 19:57:44 20-06-2020
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  • monkman76 31 Dec 2019 15:23:12 16,094 posts
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    Who is DuckBreaker
  • DuckBreaker 31 Dec 2019 15:28:46 74 posts
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    I am that which binds all things together. I am the Alpha, the Omega, and the Pepperami. I am also a big schizophrenic, because I am but a puppet on a million strings, each being pulled by a different forumite. The first to possess me was one called Phattso. You never forget your first.
  • PazJohnMitch 31 Dec 2019 15:34:34 15,797 posts
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    I thought we were going for a clean slate?
  • DuckBreaker 31 Dec 2019 15:35:53 74 posts
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    All things are possible. This is but the first step on our journey together. We must have something if we are to break something apart.

    #ZenAllUpInYallBitchez.
  • Samildanach 31 Dec 2019 16:16:03 310 posts
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    Excellent work oh Duckbreaker, our new overlord.
    Clean slate? Pah!
  • Saul_Iscariot 31 Dec 2019 17:07:18 3,716 posts
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    I heard that there would be food this time?
  • dmj 31 Dec 2019 18:57:19 1,021 posts
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    I was hoping for punch and pie.
  • monkman76 31 Dec 2019 19:05:58 16,094 posts
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    Iíd like to be in but Iíve got to be honest, Iím intimidated by this duck character.
  • Cappy 31 Dec 2019 19:12:54 14,203 posts
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    Happy New Year Duckbreaker!

    No Shenmue. That's what I like to see. I have to admit to strange, unnatural urges that sometimes plant the notion that I just need to give it a bit longer.
  • docrob 31 Dec 2019 19:13:10 1,565 posts
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    Hmmm. I was good all last year (never went over 5 and even kept my purchases to 10 for the year) but I am 100% going to treat myself to a couple of things in the sales now. In fact I already have, after finding out they were giving away Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair for free on the EGS. (Not technically a purchase, but still)

    If we aren't starting afresh and we don't get a wee bit of post-Xmas leniency, I'm afraid I'm out before this even begins!
  • Red_Bool 31 Dec 2019 19:13:39 1,972 posts
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    We finish what we started! I like it.
  • rice_sandwich 31 Dec 2019 19:26:11 6,436 posts
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    No...no...you're not going to like it. Not at all. Just wait and see 😁
  • PazJohnMitch 31 Dec 2019 20:27:31 15,797 posts
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    Since the end of last yearís competition I received Pokťmon Sword for Christmas and bought Banner Saga 1 and Ori and the Blind Forest. So depending on the rules you choose I may have already lost.

    I was working on the principle that Red Dead 2 could be dropped as it was bought in the 2018 competition and I only included it (and 4 others) last year to punish myself for failing 2018. And that I could remove Enter the Gungeon as it is simply to hard for me.

    So my thinking was that those 3 new games plus DOS2 and Ring Fit Adventure would form the start of my 2020 list. (If I entered).

    Edited by PazJohnMitch at 08:41:43 01-01-2020
  • Murbs 31 Dec 2019 20:41:23 24,813 posts
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    Well I'm in for 2020 but not with those games listed.
  • DangerousDave_87 31 Dec 2019 21:16:10 6,811 posts
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    @PazJohnMitch Enter the Gungeon is pretty darned hard. I'm glad it wasn't on my list last year. It has too many variables to really practice getting good at. I gave up after just 10 hours on the 4th floor.
  • Chug666 31 Dec 2019 21:17:42 702 posts
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    Can I report my first completion of 2020 in 2019? I finished Flashback over Christmas. Also bought banner saga in the Switch sale...
  • Daeltaja 31 Dec 2019 21:34:54 1,800 posts
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    You guys have *way* too much time on your hands 😀
  • dominalien 1 Jan 2020 01:18:18 9,598 posts
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    I am glad to be included again.

    I am now done with Linkís Awakening and have Indivisible instead. Both completed and bought, respectively, last year.
  • Nazo 1 Jan 2020 03:22:33 1,327 posts
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    I might sign up for this year again, depending on the rules. My aim is to finish off the games I have in progress (most of which Iím still playing from the 2018 challenge) then move on to do something more productive with my free time so Iíll be setting myself a low hard-limit if I do.
  • Deleted user 1 January 2020 04:57:48
    Just started Witcher 3. Looking at the map and the area I've played so far, I think this will do me for 2020.
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    Plus I've £50 in eshop vouchers and no idea what to spend it on.
  • OllyJ 1 Jan 2020 09:01:26 4,755 posts
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    I finished Sparkle 2 on December 24th, is this some kind of sick joke. I'll have a nice completion on that.

    And please add Red Dead Redemption 2.
  • AddyB- 1 Jan 2020 09:03:28 705 posts
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    I desperately need to curb my spending due to a house move in summer so will be hitting the backlog. I'll attempt this year's dependant on what it is.
  • DUFFMAN5 1 Jan 2020 09:42:21 25,862 posts
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    I used to be able to understand this thread and its rules, but last year I did not have a clue. I think I'm safer in the 52 games thread ;)
  • ghearoid 1 Jan 2020 09:46:15 3,573 posts
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    Well, it looks like I've been autosigned up with Kirby's effing Adventure carried over. The cheek! Anyway, I am again up for the challenge and, as God is my witness, I shall beat Kirby.

    /shakes fist at sky

    Also, please add Story of Seasons Trio of Towns 3DS to my list.
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